T1B

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:39 pm**

I'd go back in time and give mvscal's mom a lift to Planned Parenthood.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 7:39 pm**

I'd go back and finish in your mom's mouth.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:11 pm**

I'm not buying it.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:26 pm**

I'd take the express

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:28 pm**

I'd make shutyomouth laugh

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:14 pm**

I'd get a new barber.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:25 pm**

I'm stuck in your hand. kinda sucks, but I'll be here forever. After you die and decay, I'll fall out.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:27 pm**

bd bd bd bd

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:43 pm**

I am the letter F.

Guess why they call me F.

ba you need new skin. white skin.

Posted: **Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:09 pm**

F wrote: Guess why they call me F.

He's all over me! Ref, where's the flag?!

Posted: **Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:39 am**

I'd go the year 2018, and knock that smarmy fucking grin off my future selfs face.

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:28 am**

I would keep Dinsdale's Mom away from coathangers. The damage they did to him is sad.

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:10 pm**

I'd go back to 1982.

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?... Yeah... Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:16 pm**

Uncle Rico. Been out of the game for a while, but he has the mobility and has taken snaps from under the center. I've been going over a lot of tape on this one, and expect a team like Denver or St. Louis to take him in the 1st round.

Posted: **Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:12 pm**

Who the hell is Mel Kiper? My mailman knows more about the draft than he does.

Posted: **Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:24 am**

Who the fuck is Mel Kiper?

PS
I read your Swank magazines before you do!!!!!!

Posted: **Sun Apr 23, 2006 5:19 am**

are you jealous now bill

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