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auditions for old timey band
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:48 pm
by bf
I know Uncle Banjo is as excited as I am to announce the Bace and Fester Old Timey Jug Band. We're holding open auditions so please list the instruments you play and what you can bring to the Bace and Fester Old Timey band. Rare essence is what we're looking for.
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:58 pm
by Bill O'Reilly
I beat dead horses. And I'll bring Dick Morris, Newt Gingrich and Judge Andrew Napolitano, after this commercial break.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:17 pm
by Gaydar James
I play the skin flute like no other. I got your essence right here, baby.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:24 pm
by bf
Gaydar James wrote:I got your essence right here, baby.
I knew I'd get what I asked for.
Anyone else?
Jew's Harp players? Jug? Spoons? Twangy string attached to washtub?
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:26 pm
by T1B
We play the War Wagon.
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:44 pm
by Brisco Darling
Didja brang yer strangin' instrument?
A one an a two...
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:46 pm
by Ernest T
-canoe too shallow, jumped in the tallow
Tallow too soft, jumped in the loft...
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:31 pm
by IB's New Job
I play the washboard. Gotta place for me?
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:09 pm
by PSUFAN
Dick Cheney called. He can blast kin, and he does a mean claw hammer.