Bible Versions

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:29 am

What is your choice of Bible?

Just askin'.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:34 am

The one that doesn't endorse slavery.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:36 am

Dinsdale wrote:The one that doesn't endorse slavery.

Serious responses only, please.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:41 am

OK, pot.

I choose other.

Louis Cyphre · Post by **Louis Cyphre** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:42 am

I'm not voting... Satanic Bible is not listed. Or is that considered as "Other?"

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:45 am

only if you want it to be.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:47 am

Martyred wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:The one that doesn't endorse slavery.
Serious responses only, please.

Ha. You got me. Busted.

I was just funnin' you -- I'm betting they all endorse slavery.

The very idea that someone would make it a point to try and live by the King James version is so vile, it both sickens and saddens me.

It's bullshit, and it's evil -- let it go, people.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:52 am

I like the version that only talks about gays once but it is bolded really, really big. This version also talks other things being abominations a whole lot of times, but that print is really, really tiny. Especially compared to the one gay reference which is ginormous.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:54 am

Louis Cyphre wrote:Satanic Bible

Every time I've tried to read this, I've somehow been interrupted, and naver made it back.

Good book, though. I'm sure the title sends reactionary righties straight to church to eat wafers.

But for the uninformed -- it's a philosophy book, and not a particularly serious one at that. Dude did include some dieties and practices to get a rise out of the christian right, though. Funny dude.

Anton Lavey's version of "Satanism" takes one down a path of greater morality than does christianity.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:55 am

Dinsdale wrote:Anton Lavey's version of "Satanism" takes one down a path of greater morality than does christianity.

Do tell.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:55 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:I like the version that only talks about gays once but it is bolded really, really big. This version also talks other things being abominations a whole lot of times, but that print is really, really tiny. Especially compared to the one gay reference which is ginormous.

Wickedness*

* and not the "cool" kind of wickedness that you smart-allecky kids with your "skateboards"
and your "Nintendo" are always throwing around.
I'm talkin' "lake of fire" and pitchforks.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:58 am

Bizzarofelice wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Anton Lavey's version of "Satanism" takes one down a path of greater morality than does christianity.
Do tell.

It's been too many years. I'm going to have to get my hands on another copy.

Highly recommended reading. The underlying message is that it's human nature to be self-centered, and you don't need organized religion to justify doing evil nasty shit in your own self interest.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 12:59 am

Dinsdale wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Anton Lavey's version of "Satanism" takes one down a path of greater morality than does christianity.
Do tell.
It's been too many years. I'm going to have to get my hands on another copy.

Highly recommended reading. The underlying message is that it's human nature to be self-centered, and you don't need organized religion to justify doing evil nasty shit in your own self interest.

Anton Levay wrote The Fountainhead?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:24 am

Christians both scare and sicken me....about the same as any other organized religion.

For those of you that were brainwashed by ERRRRRRR "believe in" an organized religion -- I truly am sorry. I'm sorry your life went so horribly wrong that you needed to fall in with an evil cult to feel accepted and worthy. I'm sorry your parents failed you so badly, and I'm sorry that their parents before them were so cruel.

Yup, I am truly sorry for you...but please, keep your bullshit out of my government, OK?

But if I can impart one thing to you christians -- regardless what your book says, it's not cool to enslave other people, and it is certainly unacceptable to rape women...and I'm glad we were able to pass legislation over the years to outlaw this deplorable, immoral christian practice.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:51 am

I miss LK.

:cry:

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:56 am

Martyred wrote:I miss LK.

LK_Pick?

Head south through Missouri, and when you get to the huge gaping vagina, make a left. You're there.

Ohhh...you meant Lizard King?

He'd be all up in this bitch.

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:13 am

No King James version in your list of choices....?

You can NOT be serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

trev · Post by **trev** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:18 am

Other

Kansas City Kid · Post by **Kansas City Kid** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:00 am

I like the one where the shirt salesman isn't doing so well and the Lord tells him to sew a tiny alligator over the left breast and when he does he is a success and there is wailing and gnashing of teeth amongst his competitors.

d-townmike · Post by **d-townmike** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:53 am

NIV version is the one that easiest to read for me but pretty much any of them will do as The Bible is the inspired Word of God no matter which version you read from.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:35 am

I like the blank one. The one that I can write in whatever I'd like it to say.

--RtS, and his innumerable ilk

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:59 pm

I'm not to familiar with all the virgins in the Bible but I guess the most popular virgin was Mary. I'd have to say she is my favorite Bible Virgin.

They never outright say that Jesus died a Virgin. The DaVinci Code hints that that he wasn't. Otherwise, He'd have to be my favorite.

Donovan · Post by **Donovan** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:23 pm

Dinsdale wrote:Yup, I am truly sorry for you

Nobody's looking for your pity, Dins.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 2:25 pm

His pity and a dollar three eighty might get you a half cuppa joe in the unparalleled U&L.

See You Next Wednesday · Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:43 pm

This one:

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:44 pm

I like the one with the really thin pages. Those make the best rolling papers.

4 king guy · Post by **4 king guy** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:11 pm

You didn't list Gideon's Bible!!

Rock Raccoon checked into his room
Only to find Gideon's bible
Rocky hand come equipped with the gun
to shoot off the legs of his rival.

The Gideon's seem to have the Free Bible Market covered!!

The Gideons International serves as an extended missionary arm of the church: Our sole purpose is to win men, women, boys and girls to a saving knowledge of the Lord Jesus Christ through association for service, personal testimony, and distributing the Bible in the human traffic lanes and streams of everyday life.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:25 pm

JCT wrote:I like the one with the really thin pages. Those make the best rolling papers.

When you're stuck in a hotel with no papers, any port in a storm.

But I was really young at the time, so I forgive myself. Not the best tasting setup, by any means.

And no, I'm not joking.

tough love · Post by **tough love** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 11:04 pm

Marty Wrote:
Poll :: Which is your prefered Bible?

Why do you ask?

LTS TRN 2 · Post by **LTS TRN 2** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:44 pm

Dinsdale hopefully hopes:

"...but please, keep your bullshit out of my government, OK?"

Uh, nice thought, Dinster, but a little too late. Like cancer, if it's already eaten out your body's innards, leaving a ravaged husk of robust criminality mixed with astonishing incompetence, then it's safe to say IT'S ALREADY HERE!!

And no surprise that Tony 'the toad" Blair is also a mewling cultist claiming a "normalcy" for his bizarre and dangerous religious marching orders, smiling with an inner "peace" as he signs off on horrific war crimes.

As the great philosopher Spinoza noted, "I may not have the best philosophy, but I have the right one." And how right he was!!!

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:10 pm

The Lego Bible

Cuda · Post by **Cuda** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:14 am

My Bible has the Book of Bode.

Bacefelice's name is in there

And Biggie's

And Dennard

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 1:06 am

atomicdad · Post by **atomicdad** » Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:32 am

Damn, you got a CD with your copy! I didn't get that.