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Jeff Garthia an Eagle

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:04 pm
by jiminphilly
Rumor has it Mike Lieberthal showed him around town including all the "hotspots"

:meds:

I guess anything is better than Koy Detmer and Mike McMahon.

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:13 pm
by BSmack
Now all they need to do is sign Kordell Stewart and they'll have the "triple crown" of gay QBs under contract.

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:25 pm
by Shoalzie
Good luck to him...I guess. He provided a small boost to the Lions in his first start against Cleveland but he was horrendous the rest of the way. He's got a lot of guts for how much punishment he takes out there. Funny to see another Lions reject go to the Eagles. They already have Mornhinweg as an assistant coach, McMahon joined them last year and now Garcia. If they would've held out for a little longer, Harrington is probably going to be available too.

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:29 pm
by jiminphilly
BSmack wrote:Now all they need to do is sign Kordell Stewart and they'll have the "triple crown" of gay QBs under contract.

Garcia, Stewart and..???

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:31 pm
by BSmack
jiminphilly wrote:
BSmack wrote:Now all they need to do is sign Kordell Stewart and they'll have the "triple crown" of gay QBs under contract.

Garcia, Stewart and..???
That momma's boy you have at #1 on the depth chart.

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:37 pm
by Shoalzie
Got a problem with someone who is close to their mother/father? Do you have parent issues we should know about? I didn't know having a close relationship with your parents makes you gay.

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:37 pm
by Cicero
Supposedly he is dating a Playmate.

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:40 pm
by BSmack
Shoalzie wrote:Got a problem with someone who is close to their mother/father? Do you have parent issues we should know about? I didn't know having a close relationship with your parents makes you gay.
I know you like to keep shit "in the family". Sorry if I offended you. ;)

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:45 pm
by Shoalzie
Cicero wrote:Supposedly he is dating a Playmate.

Yup...he was even on the E! show, 'Girls Next Door' with said girlfriend. If being labeled gay means you date playmates...

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 2:46 pm
by Shoalzie
BSmack wrote:
Shoalzie wrote:Got a problem with someone who is close to their mother/father? Do you have parent issues we should know about? I didn't know having a close relationship with your parents makes you gay.
I know you like to keep shit "in the family". Sorry if I offended you. ;)

[verysarcastic]I didn't see that one coming...[/verysarcastic]


:lol:

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:04 pm
by jiminphilly
BSmack wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
BSmack wrote:Now all they need to do is sign Kordell Stewart and they'll have the "triple crown" of gay QBs under contract.

Garcia, Stewart and..???
That momma's boy you have at #1 on the depth chart.
That's a mirage. McNabb is a frequent visitor to a few strip clubs in the city. I know being married doesn't really man jack but he's at least representin' your typical athlete by getting some on the side.

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:14 pm
by BSmack
jiminphilly wrote:That's a mirage. McNabb is a frequent visitor to a few strip clubs in the city. I know being married doesn't really man jack but he's at least representin' your typical athlete by getting some on the side.
It's a front. Just like Garcia dating those Playboy chicks. All QBS are actualy gay. Not a straight one there. Anyone who can spend a Sunday afternoon rubbing their hands up against some dude's sack is a homo.

Except Warren Moon. He played out of the shotgun.

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:17 pm
by jiminphilly
BSmack wrote: Except Warren Moon. He played out of the shotgun.
Rack. :lol:

(so how did Big Ben really get his name?)

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:19 pm
by BSmack
jiminphilly wrote:
BSmack wrote: Except Warren Moon. He played out of the shotgun.
Rack. :lol:

(so how did Big Ben really get his name?)
Let's just say he was happy to see Tommy Maddox.

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:26 pm
by Shoalzie
BSmack wrote:All QBS are actualy gay. Not a straight one there. Anyone who can spend a Sunday afternoon rubbing their hands up against some dude's sack is a homo.

Brett Favre, gay? Better not let EM know...

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:31 pm
by BSmack
Shoalzie wrote:
BSmack wrote:All QBS are actualy gay. Not a straight one there. Anyone who can spend a Sunday afternoon rubbing their hands up against some dude's sack is a homo.
Brett Favre, gay? Better not let EM know...
That forehead just screams "money shot" to Brett.

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:36 pm
by jiminphilly
BSmack wrote:
jiminphilly wrote:
BSmack wrote: Except Warren Moon. He played out of the shotgun.
Rack. :lol:

(so how did Big Ben really get his name?)
Let's just say he was happy to see Tommy Maddox.
And now Tommy is heading to Miami go join in the gay pride parades with Daunte and Ricky Williams.

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:42 pm
by BSmack
jiminphilly wrote:
BSmack wrote:
jiminphilly wrote: Rack. :lol:

(so how did Big Ben really get his name?)
Let's just say he was happy to see Tommy Maddox.
And now Tommy is heading to Miami go join in the gay pride parades with Daunte and Ricky Williams.
Yep, just another gay QB.

Why do you think women love QBs? QB's are like their imaginary gay friends.

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:55 pm
by Cicero
BSmack wrote:Anyone who can spend a Sunday afternoon rubbing their hands up against some dude's sack is a homo.

Except Warren Moon. He played out of the shotgun.
BSmack wrote:Brett Favre, gay? Better not let EM know...

That forehead just screams "money shot" to Brett.


"IS IT THE SHOES!!!

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:04 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
BSmack wrote:Why do you think women love QBs? QB's are like their imaginary gay friends.
I can assure you, my wife's gay friends are most definitely not imaginary.

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:19 am
by WhatsMyName
Garcia will fit right in with Philly's famous Gay community.