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Kid killed because he was walking on the grass!

People thingk that Grass and/or Weed don't kill!!

Well, there goes your proof!

Reminds me of this old couple that lived a couple of houses down the street from me when I was a kid. They were strict about no one ever walks on the lawn and they would sit on their porch when we would all be out playing football or baseball and would go absolute ape shit if once in a while we had to go 2-3 feet into their lawn to get our ball.




Trolls, I know they're coming, but I aint reading them. Save your, "I wish the old man had a shotgun" emails.

I've killed squirrels for less. If I ever see one of those bastards trying to bury something in my pristine zoysia I will shoot the fucker and leave his head skewered on a tomato stake to warn all others. Other varmint deterrence includes:
--raping Robins. I need those humus creating earthworms, fuckers.
--belittling grubworms to think they they will grow into inferior beetles.
--putting out dishes with beer in them for slugs. Advertising the beer with pictures of sexy slugs in my mulch and hastas.
--taking a bic-and-aerosol-can torch to aphids.

It's about time kids these days start learnin' lessons.

RACK the old-timer.



That is all.

4 king guy wrote:Kid killed because he was walking on the grass!

"Martin, 66, allegedly told police he had several times had problems with neighbors walking on his lawn."

Put a fence up. Better yet, a thorny hedge. No one's gonna shortcut through a hedge/fence unless they're trying to be an asshole. If you live in a corner house in a family neighborhood, though, tough shit.

He can be as meticulous as he wants to be behind the fence/hedge.

You don't kill a kid for taking a shortcut through your yard. You make it harder for the kids to take said shortcut.

I wonder what he might have done if he had caught his neighbor dumping grass clippings on the street.

Dude should have put up the temporary fence with stakes and string.

I heard the 911 tape on O Reilly today. Dude is fucking sick.

I guess that little mother fucking Hatfield kid best stay the fuck off McCoy's lawn lest you get blasted.

Kid should have taken a 4x4 through the old boys lawn and fucking rototilled it.

A .410 in the chest can't be good...

I'm sure there will be plenty of kids walking across the lawn now. This guy will likely, and hopefully, be living without ANY lawn in front of what will be his new house. What's he going to do from there? throw his toothbrush at anyone who comes within three feet of his cell?

What a flippin lunatic.

< You effen kids stay off'n my lawn afore I blast 'ye!!!

He was a trespassing ni__er. He deserved to be blasted.

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mvscunt

MVSCunt vomited:

Nobody is going to walk across your lawn when they know you don't like it unless they're trying to be an asshole.

This kid was trying to be an asshole. He succeeded. Now he's a dead asshole. Hope it was worth it.

If you trully believe this MVSCocksucker, then I sincerely hope you're next on the "lawn list."

Burn in hell douchebag.

:idea:

they should put a lawn up in the middle of the Imperial Desert, then maybe mvscal won't Coyote across it.

A man who neighbors say was devoted to his meticulously kept lawn was charged with murder in





I've seen better kept lawns on Blue Hills Ave in Dorchester.

For March, in Ohi0, that looks pretty good.

So sprinkle the dead kid's waste on the lawn and watch it grow green.

mvscal wrote:

Jay in Phoenix wrote:MVSCunt vomited:

Nobody is going to walk across your lawn when they know you don't like it unless they're trying to be an asshole.

This kid was trying to be an asshole. He succeeded. Now he's a dead asshole. Hope it was worth it.

If you trully believe this MVSCocksucker, then I sincerely hope you're next on the "lawn list."

Burn in hell douchebag.

Truly believe what? The kid was a fucking dickhead who was deliberately antagonizing that crazy old coot and he got blown away for his trouble.

Am I supposed to be upset that there is one less asshole in the world?

As one who goosegreased a fence, laid in wait, and pummled a tresspassing punk a long time ago, rack this shit

UCant#1 wrote:A man who neighbors say was devoted to his meticulously kept lawn was charged with murder in





I've seen better kept lawns on Blue Hills Ave in Dorchester.

You should have seen the lawn BEFORE the kid stepped all over it!

mvsqueer babbles:

Truly believe what? The kid was a fucking dickhead who was deliberately antagonizing that crazy old coot and he got blown away for his trouble.

Am I supposed to be upset that there is one less asshole in the world?

Okay, so a kid simple walks across an effing lawn, and maybe he was doing it just to be a pain in the old guys ass...and shooting him to death for this is acceptable?

Nice social and moral qualities you have there dickhead. Hope to see you crossing a lawn in the near future.

He Dick Cheney'd his ass!!!!!





Not cool though. I hope he likes living out the rest of his years in the clink.

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major Asshole
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip Asshole
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
The Crew: YO!!!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes
Dark Helmet: Keep firing assholes!!

I'm pleased the man shot the kid.

Gives us more to talk about.

Calling the cops would do nothing for our board.

The kid was trespassing and not only that he was doing so in a deliberate attempt to antagonize the property owner.

This so called "fact" was never established. True, there may have been a history between the two parties, but for all we know the kid maybe took a few steps on the grass. There is nothing whatsoever antagonistic about this. Your parameters on what constitutes antagonizm are skewed to the side of batshit insane mvscooch.

As far as I'm concerned, it's no different than dumping a bucket of chum over your head and leaping into the middle of a feeding frenzy.

Proof of mvscunts' insanity number two...he compares dumping fishguts on one's head to walking on grass. Piss poor analogy boy.

The bottom line remains the simple fact that this kid is dead because he was an asshole and assholes getting killed while being assholes makes me laugh. I have no sympathy for him, his family or his friends. The odds are better than even that they're assholes too.

Proof of insanity number three...being an asshole, even a hamrless one...hell, in this case, especially a harmless one, merits death. Well gee you dickless wonder, I suppose that means everyone on this board, especially you deserves to die, as we are all a-holes every once in awhile. Well step up to the hanging tree boy, there's a limb with your name on it.

The kid was in complete control of the circumstances that led to his death.

Really. Prove it.

mvscal is just about my favorite poster here.

Actually, I can see him capping a kid or three for walking on his lawn when he gets old.

I ask you to prove the veracity of your claims and your feeble little response is...

I already have several times over, dumbfuck.

Nope...the only thing you've proven is what a fucking psychopath you are.

If that dickheaded kid had stayed off the guy's lawn he wouldn't have gotten shot for walking on his lawn.

What exactly makes this poor dead kid a dickhead? For walking on some old freaks grass? Sorry asshole, traipsing across a lawn is not an open season for homicide, no matter how much your delusional pea-brain wants to condone it.

What it so difficult to understand about that? Seriously, even somebody with your obviously limited intellectual firepower should be able to grasp that.

And someone with your far more limited mental facalties should grasp the obvious....that murder is murder and in this case, it is not even remotely justified. Very poor attempt at a spin job though.

What the kid "deserved" doesn't enter into it. He got what he got.

Yes he did. I hope someday soon, you experience the same thing.

You fucking shithead.

Cicero wrote:Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that!....What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir, Major Asshole
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir: Gunner's mate, first class, Philip Asshole
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
The Crew: YO!!!!
Dark Helmet: I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes
Dark Helmet: Keep firing assholes!!

Am I the only dork that owns this movie?

My clinical diagnosis of the old guy is that he is 'batshit crazy' and there's a good chance he will be found not guilty by reason of insanity.

Ya ever notice the insanity defense is seldom used sucessfully any more??

Very few get off, walk or any thing like that. They may get held over, placed in the looney hospital, evaluated and when found sane, tried convicted and sent down for the needle.

There was a dude up here who tried that, the judge told him and his ass clown lawyer to go fuck themselves, and get ready to go to trial.

Dude pled guilty to ag murder, 4 counts and got life with out parole, and saved himself from the needle. Shame.

I'm thinking that the circumstances and the guys life, are probably going to show him to be as sane as anybody, he's going down for ag murder 1, total premeditation. Deserves it to.

Nice melt every time mvscunt posts you guys. He exhibits insanity behavior...

mvscal wrote:

Risa wrote: No one's gonna shortcut through a hedge/fence unless they're trying to be an asshole.

Nobody is going to walk across your lawn when they know you don't like it unless they're trying to be an asshole.

This kid was trying to be an asshole. He succeeded. Now he's a dead asshole. Hope it was worth it.

Does mvscats shitforbrains simply malfunction because it doesn't know any better? Or is this ass just trolling every god damn thread in this entire message board?

Damn, what a dumbfuck.