Out-freakin-standing

DallasFanatic · Post by **DallasFanatic** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:46 pm

The Boys come to the table and sign the biggest asshole in all of professional sports and then they contemplate backing up that amazing accomplishment with the signing of "Idiot Kicker"

Next season will be a treat for Cowboy fan. I feel almost as pissed as James, but won't meltdown quite yet.

Cowboys close to signing Vanderwhatever

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:00 pm

I see they let Larry Allen go. I bet Drew's happy.

Headhunter · Post by **Headhunter** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:53 pm

Are you serious? I'll take the idiot and his consistency and drinking over Shaun Suisham or whatever his fucking name is any day of the week.

The Cowboys have had shit kickers forever. So he shanked one in the playoffs, big fucking deal. He's way better than any kicker we've had in years!

BBMarley · Post by **BBMarley** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:55 pm

This is actually a good pickup for Dallas. He is one of the most accurate kickers of all times... probelm is his mouth. If he gets pissed- he'll go off as well.. I don't think that would make Parcell's happy.

TenTallBen · Post by **TenTallBen** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:02 pm

jiminphilly · Post by **jiminphilly** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:13 pm

I bet he and TO will be great friends. Who do you think has a bigger ego?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:15 pm

Headhunter wrote:Are you serious? I'll take the idiot and his consistency and drinking over Shaun Suisham or whatever his fucking name is any day of the week.

The Cowboys have had shit kickers forever. So he shanked one in the playoffs, big fucking deal. He's way better than any kicker we've had in years!

Besides, you won't have to worry about him missing any clutch playoff kicks in Dallas. This is a perfect fit.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:32 pm

jiminphilly wrote:I bet he and TO will be great friends. Who do you think has a bigger ego?

Dumbass · Post by **Dumbass** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:38 pm

Would you rather have Jose Cortez?

rozy · Post by **rozy** » Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:16 am

RACK Bri

Uck the Cowboys

That is all...

WhatsMyName · Post by **WhatsMyName** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:19 am

Dallas better win the Super Bowl this year. Because we know what lies ahead after that.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Sat Mar 25, 2006 1:56 am

WhatsMyName wrote:Dallas better win the Super Bowl this year. Because we know what lies ahead after that.

With Drew Bledsoe under center? I think we can all rest easy knowing that's not going to happen. Everybody saw what happened last year when Bledsoe's protection broke down even a little. Another year's age isn't going to make him any MORE mobile.