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Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:49 pm**

Initially, I was pretty pissed about the Aaron Brooks signing-but now that i've had the chance to sleep on it, I realize that it was a pretty good move.

We needed a QB who could scramble in case our shit o-line broke down (Which it did basically ALL of last year) and who could zip it to our recievers accurately on the run as well.

Seeing the rest of the division, I can say with confidence that the Silver and Black have a great shot at taking it. Brooks will have the BEST WR trifecta in the league to work with, and will now have a running game with Jordan.........if he can make these kind of plays with half the talent of the current Raider roster, he will fuck it up in a big way in Oak-town.

Check the video of this motherfucker out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqjSB6wx ... n%20brooks

Nice.

The rest of our division looks like shit too:

San Diego-Let Pro Bowl QB walk. New starter has taken 10 or so fucking snaps.....EVER. They are going to fucking flat out suck.

KC-Trent is old, and they just let T-Rich walk. Defense will always fucking suck harder than a KCK post.

Donks-As long as Ass Plummer is thier QB, they will never win a fucking thing.

Should be an exciting season......

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:54 pm**

Fixed.

Motherfucker has a nice fucking spiral......

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:55 pm**

Trent is old and finished, Plummer obviously sucks cock, and SD has nothing.

Good post, James.

Brooks steps in and is the best QB in the division.

Moss goes OFF, he's overdue.

Suck it, bitches.

Back on top where we belong.

Oakland Raiders, 2006 AFC WEST Division Champs

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:58 pm**

I hope so. Its more fun when the Raiders are winning.

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:58 pm**

RACK Jaymes for being one of the funniest fukkers on this board .

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:01 pm**

Tart, did you notice which team is brooks' personal bitch throughout that video?

Hint: Trixxxie wants thier coach fired

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:10 pm**

Trixxxie's the variety of bitch that bats her over-thickened eyelashes, wears low-cut cleavage-exposing sweaters, and shakes her tiny toosh around.

When she gets the wood solidly put to her, she cries RAPE.

She's best off being TOLD what to think.

Trixxxie, you're a fair weather douchebag who knows exactly DICK about pro ball.

Think that, and bring me a sammich, dumb bitch.

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:11 pm**

poptart wrote:Trixxxie's the variety of bitch that bats her over-thickened eyelashes, wears low-cut cleavage-exposing sweaters, and shakes her tiny toosh around.

When she gets the wood solidly put to her, she cries RAPE.

She's best off being TOLD what to think.

Trixxxie, you're a fair weather douchebag who knows exactly DICK about pro ball.

Think that, and bring me a sammich, dumb bitch.

RACK

Im fuckin' fired up to see what Brooks can do throwing to our badass WR corps.......

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:42 pm**

Trent is over, your 0-line is fading, your f-back has seen greener pastures (smart dude), your defense isn't, doesn't and won't........and your whiny running back will piss his diapers when the grand canyon doesn't open up before him.

Herm can't count past his four fingers, and his thumb is generally found up his ass.

You're skrewed, fella.

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 10:47 pm**

Raydah James wrote: Check the video of this motherfucker out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqjSB6wx ... n%20brooks

Nice.

Isn't it ironic that the first pass they showed him throwing was a TD to Joe Horn against the Pewter and Soot and their two dbacks that were woefully out of position........

funny shit jimmy......

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:09 pm**

poptart wrote: and SD has nothing.

Do you Raider fans hate the Chargers? Big time hate?

Yes, you do.

And you should,

WE OWN YOUR TEAM.

:wink:

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 11:19 pm**

LEADING PASSERS Pct Avg Pct Pct Rating
Att Comp Comp Yds Gain TD TD Long Int Int Points

Manning, Ind. 453 305 67.3 3747 8.27 28 6.2 80t 10 2.2 104.1
Palmer, Cin. 509 345 67.8 3836 7.54 32 6.3 70t 12 2.4 101.1
Roethlisberger, Pit. 268 168 62.7 2385 8.90 17 6.3 85t 9 3.4 98.6
Hasselbeck, Sea. 449 294 65.5 3459 7.70 24 5.3 56 9 2.0 98.2
Bulger, St.L 287 192 66.9 2297 8.00 14 4.9 57t 9 3.1 94.4
Brady, N.E. 530 334 63.0 4110 7.75 26 4.9 71 14 2.6 92.3
Plummer, Den. 456 277 60.7 3366 7.38 18 3.9 72 7 1.5 90.2
Green, K.C. 507 317 62.5 4014 7.92 17 3.4 60t 10 2.0 90.1
Leftwich, Jax 302 175 57.9 2123 7.03 15 5.0 45t 5 1.7 89.3
Brees, S.D. 500 323 64.6 3576 7.15 24 4.8 54 15 3.0 89.2
B. Johnson, Min. 294 184 62.6 1885 6.41 12 4.1 80t 4 1.4 88.9
Delhomme, Car. 435 262 60.2 3421 7.86 24 5.5 80t 16 3.7 88.1
Brunell, Was. 454 262 57.7 3050 6.72 23 5.1 78t 10 2.2 85.9
Warner, Ariz 375 242 64.5 2713 7.23 11 2.9 63 9 2.4 85.8
Holcomb, Buf. 230 155 67.4 1509 6.56 10 4.3 65 8 3.5 85.6
McNabb, Phi. 357 211 59.1 2507 7.02 16 4.5 91t 9 2.5 85.0
Bledsoe, Dal. 499 300 60.1 3639 7.29 23 4.6 71t 17 3.4 83.7
McNair, Ten. 476 292 61.3 3161 6.64 16 3.4 57 11 2.3 82.4
Simms, T.B. 313 191 61.0 2035 6.50 10 3.2 78t 7 2.2 81.4
Collins, Oak. 565 302 53.5 3759 6.65 20 3.5 79 12 2.1 77.3

...yep, I see what you mean RJ....the Duh's offense won't lose a thing with Brooks pulling the trigger.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:09 am**

and from that, it's obvious why Brooks would be the choice over Plummer...

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:26 am**

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

The Fucking RAIDERS as AFC WEST CHAMPS???

Not.

a.

fucking.

chance.

PER-I-OD.

That's your quarterback, Raider fan!!! LMAO!!!

Shouldn't this dingleberry drink his water either before or after throwing the goddamn ball??

Would it kill the fucker to look at his receiver and NOT LOOK AT THE BALL as it is leaving his hands too?

Christ on a fucking crutch. That's some seriously flawed technique.

But I would expect nothing less from another retread Raiders QB.

I'm more worried about the Chiefs and Chargers than I am about the Raiders. No QB. No defense. Retread head coach. Awful fucking team all around. I'm very much looking forward to Denver KICKING YOUR ASS per usual.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:24 am**

poptart wrote:Trent is old and finished...

contradiction 'tart in the other thread wrote:Important QB qualities are LEADERSHIP, SMARTS, and an ABILITY TO KEEP THE CHAINS MOVING.

Trent threw for over 4,000 yards last year, and he's nowhere close to being "finished".

But I'm sure you already knew that and are just trolling for responses, right?

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:28 am**

Trent will be thirty fucking six this year.

Yeah, the cat is fucking old.

Im sure we'd all be real surprised to see him decline this year as well.

Shut the fuck up, tard.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:36 am**

Raydah James wrote:thirty fucking six

"What is the number of INTs Aaron Brooks will throw for the Raiders this year, Alex?"

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:40 am**

Already in decline.

Passed for almost 600 fewer yds, 10 fewer TDs, and 4 pct pts fewer in completion % than the year before.

Also, his mobility is slipping.

He's stuck in mud, and behind your failing O-line, it's beatdown city.

Gonna be fun.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:43 am**

TenTallBen wrote:
Raydah James wrote:thirty fucking six

"What is the number of people left in New Orleans to support our shit team, Alex?"

Fixed

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:44 am**

...this puppy is headed for Archives.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:49 am**

Raydah James wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:
Raydah James wrote:thirty fucking six

"What is the average number of felony convictions for any given Raider Fan, Alex?"

Fixed

Fixed again.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:49 am**

How does Phylis Rivers stack up v Aaron Brooks...?

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:54 am**

WhatsMyName wrote:

That's your quarterback, Raider fan!!! LMAO!!!

Shouldn't this dingleberry drink his water either before or after throwing the goddamn ball??

This may come as a shock to you, but, some people can do two things at once..you know, like walk and chew gum. Why, just the other day, I saw a person...gasp..take a sip of coffee while talking on the phone.

Don't transpose your shortcomings to everyone else.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:55 am**

TenTallBen wrote:
Raydah James wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:
"What is the average number of DUI's Ten Tall Tard had by the age of 25, Alex?"

Fixed
Fixed again.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:59 am**

6

Average number of nights a week TardTardBen gets liquored-up, flames on the message board, and cries himself to sleep in a warm piss puddle.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:02 am**

poptart wrote:6

Average number of nights a week TardTardBen gets liquored-up, flames on the message board, and cries himself to sleep in a warm piss puddle after taking the auto....err.....boat out for a spin around the bars on bourbon street before plowing it into another fucking tree.

FTFY

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:05 am**

Raydah James wrote:Trent will be thirty fucking six this year.
Yeah, the cat is fucking old.

If I recall correctly, which I most always do, you and your 'duh brethren were singing the praises of Rich Gannon when he was 38.

36 ain't old by any means nowadays, especially considering that Trent hasn't taken much in the way of abuse standing behind that sturdy O-line we've had the past few years. Guess what? They're all coming back. That shit-bag D-line you have won't even get close enough for TG to be offended by the smell of their rancid breath.

So consequently, I call your take of the Raiders being AFC West champs as total horseshit, especially coming one freaking day after you slammed the 'duhs for signing Brooks. Now you're changing your tune.

So which is it? Make up your mind, you squirrely bitch.

I smell a wager in the making here.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:08 am**

HAHA! You can pile on me all you want, but at the end of the day, you're the one that are stuck with AB for a QB.

Raider fan this winter -----> :cry:

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:10 am**

Raydah James wrote:
TenTallBen wrote:
Raydah James wrote:
Fixed
Fixed again.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:10 am**

War Wagon wrote:
Raydah James wrote:Trent will be thirty fucking six this year.
Yeah, the cat is fucking old.
If I recall correctly, which I most always do, you and your 'duh brethren were singing the praises of Rich Gannon when he was 38.

Thats because Gannon got better every fucking year and was snapping NFL records until he got hurt.

Only a fucking idiot would compare Trent and his rapidly declining skills to Gannon and his rise to the top late in his career.......fitting that that fucking moron would be yourself.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:11 am**

Having seen many of AB's games in person and on tv, being in what used to be the NO metro area, the guy can have a great game or two, then he'll flame out for a couple. He's maddeningly inconsistent.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:33 am**

Raydah James wrote:Trent and his rapidly declining skills...

Link regarding these rapidly declining skills?

Face it RJ, you're projecting your most fervent wishes, just like you always do.

Sidebet: Trent out-performs Aaron in TD's, yards passing, and completion %...besides KC making the 'duhs our annual bitch again, that is.

You want some?

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:56 am**

War Wagon wrote:
Raydah James wrote:Trent and his rapidly declining skills...
Link regarding these rapidly declining skills?

Face it RJ, you're projecting your most fervent wishes, just like you always do.

Sidebet: Trent out-performs Aaron in TD's, yards passing, and completion %...besides KC making the 'duhs our annual bitch again, that is.

You want some?

...did I just hear a pin drop?

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:59 am**

Pardon me for being late but. Until we adress needs at linebacker and the OL. We aint winning shit. Call me a negative Ned but if Brooks is so good why did the Aints let him go? Wait,,why was he benched for the last 4 games of the year????

Baby steps Raider fans baby steps.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 3:50 am**

Mississippi Neck wrote:
WhatsMyName wrote:

That's your quarterback, Raider fan!!! LMAO!!!

Shouldn't this dingleberry drink his water either before or after throwing the goddamn ball??

This may come as a shock to you, but, some people can do two things at once..you know, like walk and chew gum. Why, just the other day, I saw a person...gasp..take a sip of coffee while talking on the phone.

Don't transpose your shortcomings to everyone else.

Are you a fucking retard?

No, really.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:28 am**

poptart wrote:How does Phylis Rivers stack up v Aaron Brooks...?

I'd take Phyllis Diller over Erroneous Brooks, the only guy in the league with more turnovers per game than Jay Schro......Kerry Collins.

Actually I’m surprised James waited this long to post this thread, it’s usually the 1st day of spring that he proclaims the primer & soot champs.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:00 am**

e wrote:[quote="WhatsMyName"

AB: I've had a drinking problem ever since that day over Macho Grande

Reporter: Over Macho Grande?

AB: No. I'll never get over Mucho Grande[/quote]

AB: we're coming in Low...from the North

Elaine: when will you be back?

AB: i can't tell you that....cuz its classified....

Aaron Brooks is merely a stop-gap for the RAIDUHS.

if he does well...10-6....maybe.

TAJT said it pretty well above.

O-Line play and Defense will determine the RAIDUHS future.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:05 am**

Dejafuckin'vu

I love this signing.

Vince Evans Jr. aka Aaron Brooks.

BWA!

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:12 am**

kcdave wrote:Dejafuckin'vu

I love this signing.

Vince Evans Jr. aka Aaron Brooks.

BWA!

Isn't Vince Evans still 2nd string?

m2

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 5:18 am**

KC Paul 3.0 wrote:
m2 wrote:
Isn't Vince Evans still 2nd string?

m2
Who asked you to speak?

I can..., my mouth isn't stuffed with ding dongs and fried chicken.

How's that Jenny Craig thing working out for ya?

m2

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