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43 years young and happily (mostly) married, 15 years today.

Pretty clever getting hitched on one's bday. Makes it easy to remember the aniversary part. Only bad part is bday and anniversary, 2 good reasons to talk/beg the OL into oral, get rolled into one. Oh well.

If she's not giving you blowjobs, then you must not be eating her pie right. :wink:


You know what you need to do.

Rack your day.

Nice.

I feel your pain.

happy birthday, anniversary...you best be gettin' some tonight.

Money shot...hey, who knows!!! Shoot one for me.

smackaholic wrote:43 years young and happily (mostly) married, 15 years today.

Pretty clever getting hitched on one's bday. Makes it easy to remember the aniversary part. Only bad part is bday and anniversary, 2 good reasons to talk/beg the OL into oral, get rolled into one. Oh well.

Hey, don't 2 orals equal one anal?

Just sayin. ;)

BSmack wrote:Hey, don't 2 orals equal one anal?

Just sayin. ;)

RACK

smackaholic wrote: Pretty clever getting hitched on one's bday.

It would have been more clever if you had tied the knot on her B-day.

Congrats anyway, and many more.

War Wagon wrote:

smackaholic wrote: Pretty clever getting hitched on one's bday.

It would have been more clever if you had tied the knot on her B-day.

Congrats anyway, and many more.

Yeah, it would have. But, her birthday falls at the wrong time. We already had a sept date set when we discovered that she would have been about 8 1/2 months pregnant by then. So, march 23 looked good.

<----Ball and chained...Oct. 28th, 1983

...Daughter born Oct. 29th, 1987.

Now that was some seriously fucked up timing, but no complaints.

There are times that I think the last 15 years woulda been more fun single or married to somone who is not as much as a prude pain in the ass bitch as the OL can be. But then I look around at others who have been through fukking horror story relationships and realize that I got it pretty fukkin' good.

Here's to see the glass half full.

major racks patna!

Eat the pie, and win the prize.

Happy Anniversary, it could be worse. You could be married to your avatar.

RACK your for lasting this long in both life and marriage.

I'd invite you over for a dip in the spa, but I don't allow anybody who I think might pee in it.

Oh, and stop trying to imitate RJ. One of him is bad enough.

smackaholic wrote: Pretty clever getting hitched on one's bday.

Even more clever getting married on Valentine's Day. Rack me.

Racks for stealing my oxygen and Rack The Trolls.......

mouse wrote:major racks patna!

^^^ that's old school.