HUGE Realestate Sale!
Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:15 pm
That's right folks! For the rest of the regular NHL season the Edmonton Oilers will sell YOU the tremendous amount of space located between Dwayne Roloson's legs!
Imagine what you could do with so much space!
You could:
---harbor a boat load of illegal cuban immigrants!
---build a lifesize replica of the Taj Mahal!
---test nuclear weapons without fear of contaminating nearby countries!
---recreate the battle at the Alamo!
---store your unused naval battleships!
---have a three ring circus complete with acrobats and elephants!
---and much, much more!!!
DON'T DELAY! Call the Edmonton Oilers head office now and inquire about owning the great sucking void that is the space between Rolo's legs.
Imagine what you could do with so much space!
You could:
---harbor a boat load of illegal cuban immigrants!
---build a lifesize replica of the Taj Mahal!
---test nuclear weapons without fear of contaminating nearby countries!
---recreate the battle at the Alamo!
---store your unused naval battleships!
---have a three ring circus complete with acrobats and elephants!
---and much, much more!!!
DON'T DELAY! Call the Edmonton Oilers head office now and inquire about owning the great sucking void that is the space between Rolo's legs.
