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Randy Johnson: Father of the Year

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:27 pm
by BSmack
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March 29, 2006 -- The heartbroken love child of Yankee superstar Randy Johnson yesterday broke her silence for the first time to describe how the peevish pitcher coldly responded to letters she sent him as a little girl pleading to meet him.

"I would get cards back from him with just his signature - 'Randy,' " said Heather Renee Roszell, 16, who bears a striking resemblance to her "Big Unit" father.

The teen said she stopped writing to her dad after awhile because "I never got [more of] a response, so it got to the point where I didn't want to deal with not getting the response." ...

http://www.nypost.com/news/regionalnews/66189.htm
Now there's a stellar human being.


:meds:

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:32 pm
by indyfrisco
Yes, even white people can be scumbags.

That girl has much more problems though than child support $. The fact she looks like RJ should drive her to jump off a building one would think.

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:39 pm
by indyfrisco
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:40 pm
by Cicero
She's a man beast.

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:50 pm
by Jack
I can already hear the CHANTS when he comes to FENWAY...

DEADBEAT DAAAD!!

DUM DUM DUMDUM DUM

DEADBEAT DAAAD!!

DUM DUM DUMDUM DUM

DEADBEAT DAAAD!!

*************************

SHE LUCKILY IS MISSING HIS TRADEMARK "POCK MOCKED" FACE.

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:51 pm
by poptart
I don't care for media whores.

Yet, if the caysh she takes in from selling her childhood sob story to the NY Post can pay for a face transplant, then I absolve her of all wrong-doing in this matter.

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:54 pm
by DMike316
I'd hit it.

- General Peters

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:56 pm
by Bizzarofelice
I wonder if her friends call her the big clit.

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:58 pm
by DMike316
I wonder if she can effluviate 60'-6"

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:59 pm
by Bizzarofelice
rack d$

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:59 pm
by M2
Bizzarofelice wrote:I wonder if her friends call her the big clit.
I think they just call her "sir".




m2

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:06 pm
by Felix
"who bears a striking resemblance to her "Big Unit" father.
poor thing.......that's abuse right there

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:11 pm
by LTS TRN 2
^

'who bears a striking resemblance to her "Big Unit" father.'

I want to see her slider.



'The story surfaced Monday, after news broke that Johnson - a born-again Christian,....'

As to his being a total asshole, bear in mind, afterall, that he's a nutter cultist, and these people do cold bizarre things. (Check out Tom Delay at the War On Christians party rally this weekend?)

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:21 pm
by Cicero
m2 wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:I wonder if her friends call her the big clit.
I think they just call her "sir".




m2

Save the emails, I'm not reading them.

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:25 pm
by Shoalzie
Does she have a cousin?

Sincerely,
Scholize


Hey, wait a minute?! See what you guys made me do... :oops: :lol:

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:33 pm
by Goober McTuber
We made you misspell your own name?

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:36 pm
by Shoalzie
Goober McTuber wrote:We made you misspell your own name?


I do see a lot of 'Shoalize' in cousin resets. :lol:

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:36 pm
by Screw_Michigan
"oh shit" was the first thing that went through my head when i saw her picture. god damn.

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:37 pm
by Shoalzie
IndyFrisco wrote:Image

:lol:

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:28 pm
by Derron
Maybe the resemblance to the rat family comes later in life, I just don't see the rat Randy in her.

Maybe the media can spin how white athletes like to fuck a lot of women too.

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:30 pm
by Wolfman
where's the slumpbuster "Mom" ??

Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:36 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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I'd hit hit.

-Adam Morrison

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:08 am
by Shoalzie
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Image

I'd hit hit.

-Adam Morrison


RAQUE!

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:03 pm
by tough love
Something about Randy Johnson having a randy johnson - Connan

I laughed

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:02 pm
by LTS TRN 2
A DNA test was administered--it's his--and he had been paying. He stopped because the mother had not properly documented every dime--as per the child's expenses. In addition, mom wanted the Unit to pay for truck and some college expenses. The whole hare up the Unit's ass comes from the fact that mom had dumped him--bad temper--and he is still quite pissed.

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:09 pm
by Jerkovich
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25.2 17 8 4 0 0 211 3.79 1.13 :lol:

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:42 pm
by Trampis
Guy lost my respect that last half ass brooding season he was with the Mariners.Dick!