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These are, bar none, the finest chips in the world.

Made in Laguna Beach, I got turned on to them in about 1973 by my buddy's mom, who still lives in Corona del Mar. Still made in Laguna more than 30 years later, you can hardly find a reference to them on the web. Apparently the owners shun all publicity and just want to make chips. I did without them for several years, but my local "natural food" store carries them and they usually sell out of their weekly alotment in two or three days. Corn, soybean oil, soy sauce and a dash of lime are their only ingredients.

Don't know if they're available outside of SoCal. Probably not.

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Nirvana, Corn Chip-style
Solving the origin myth of Laguna Beach’s Have’A Chips
By Alex Brant-Zawadzki
Tuesday, November 22, 2005 - 6:00 pm


A bag of Have’A Corn Chips hasnothingto hide. The translucent bag lets you see the tantalizing, soy-stained product within. Its packaging states, on both front and back, that the only ingredients are corn, soybean oil, soy sauce and a dash of lime. These chips are a pure and uncomplicated snack with no smarmy ad campaign, and they’re one of the county’s best-selling homegrown snacks.

Yet mystery shrouds Have’A Corn Chips. Namely, how did Orange County’s best tortilla chips originate in hippy-dippy, ultra-gabacho Laguna Beach? And who is behind them?

I tried contacting the owners of Have’A Chips. Their phone number is on the bag, but this must be for distributors; call and someone asks for your order number. I left my phone number instead and requested that someone get back to me. Two weeks later, I tried again. “Oh, we don’t talk to press,” a lady told me. Confused, I stammered something about informing my readers. “Are you writing the article anyway?” she asked. Yes. “Well, I can’t promise anything. I might call you back.” She didn’t.

So I settled for the second-best option: Edward (“You don’t need to use my last name. Everyone knows me as Edward”), owner of the Stand, the iconic Laguna Beach vegan restaurant. He ran Have’A in the 1990s after buying the company from founder Larry Dunn. In a story you’d not likely read in Forbes, Edward sold the company back to Dunn a couple of years ago . . . because Dunn wanted to run it again.

Edward credits Have’A’s “grassroots distribution system” for the brand’s continuing popularity. He called the company “a really straightforward, privately owned family business that just wants to make a living and doesn’t want to be publicized in the process.”

It’s understandable that Have’A eschews publicity: they don’t need it. Your average 4-ounce bag contains enough chips for a heavy snack or a light meal. Some chips are the pale yellow of Post-It notes, flecked with soy, while others are entirely bronzed with the sauce. The lighter chips have a fierce crunch; while the darker are less crisp, they’ve got a wholesome, salty earthiness that’s addictive. Try them with sun-dried tomato dip, or guacamole, and the salsa complements the tang of soy perfectly.

The gourmet quality of Have’A Corn Chips makes them a staple at health-food stores, and at 24 bags per case, $1.29 per bag, the numbers add up. Edward estimates the Stand goes through roughly eight to 10 cases of chips a week. Mother’s Market in Costa Mesa sells another 10 cases; it’s their top-selling chip, according to a worker. Trader Joe’s, meanwhile, does not carry Have’A Chips—no reason given, but Laurie at their Huntington Beach store tells me the chips are “made by monks in Laguna.”

She may mean the Hare Krishnas. A Hare Krishna connection to Have’A lingers in the minds of many locals, but it’s a suburban myth. Before September 2001, the front of every bag of Have’A chips bore the Hindu symbol for “Aum,” symbolizing oneness. This symbol is widely used by the Krishnas, who operate the International Society for Krishna Consciousness, a half-mile from Have’A headquarters. “We have nothing to do with Have’A Chips,” said the very soft-spoken guy who answered the phone for the ISKC. After Sept. 11, when some Americans weren’t feeling so much oneness as they were an eager desire to spill the blood of anyone who might look Middle Eastern, the Aum disappeared from sacks of Have’A Chips. But the tales of a Krishna connection persist. “I’m assuming just through the association of the symbol, an ever-present rumor arose that Hare Krishnas made the chips,” says Edward of the Stand. Thus a legend was born, one that Have’A Natural Foods is happy to tolerate.

It seems Have’A is a company of its word. “We don’t do interviews, we just make chips,” said the unidentified lady to whom I spoke. But when they make the best chips in Orange County, they can’t hide forever.



BUY A BAG OF HAVE’A CORN CHIPS AT MOTHER’S MARKET, 225 E. 17TH ST., COSTA MESA, (949) 631-4741; ALSO AT 2963 MICHELSON DR., IRVINE, (949) 752-6667; AND 19770 BEACH BLVD., HUNTINGTON BEACH, (714) 963-6667.
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My friend's new restaurant uses Have'A Chips for their nachos. Just thought I'd share.
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ppanther wrote:My friend's new restaurant uses Have'A Chips for their nachos. Just thought I'd share.
RACK them for their excellent taste in tortilla chips.

You need to tell me where it is, in case I'm ever within 30 or 40 miles.
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Mikey wrote:
ppanther wrote:My friend's new restaurant uses Have'A Chips for their nachos. Just thought I'd share.
RACK them for their excellent taste in tortilla chips.
Are you people smoking crack, or just trolling?

'Round these parts, we also have an outfit that uses prepackaged chips for their nachos. It's called 7-11.

Outside of that, most places that have enough nerve to label themself a "restaurant" have the wherewithal to make tortillas and chips...pretty complicated stuff, but they do it anyway.


I'm not sure I can think of a "restaurant" that doesn't make its own chips that also doesn't employ the slogan "make a run for the border." And if there is, I ain't eating there. If you're too lazy to make a bowl of freaking chips, then you're probably too lazy to properly wash your utensils and whatnot.


But, that said -- I'll keep an eye out for Have'A Chips...for portable use only, of course.

As far as potato chips --

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Mikey wrote:
ppanther wrote:My friend's new restaurant uses Have'A Chips for their nachos. Just thought I'd share.
RACK them for their excellent taste in tortilla chips.
Are you people smoking crack, or just trolling?

'Round these parts, we also have an outfit that uses prepackaged chips for their nachos. It's called 7-11.

Outside of that, most places that have enough nerve to label themself a "restaurant" have the wherewithal to make tortillas and chips...pretty complicated stuff, but they do it anyway.


I'm not sure I can think of a "restaurant" that doesn't make its own chips that also doesn't employ the slogan "make a run for the border." And if there is, I ain't eating there. If you're too lazy to make a bowl of freaking chips, then you're probably too lazy to properly wash your utensils and whatnot.
I'm thinking you are being fooled by an awful lot of restaurants.

Seriously.

I'd actually bet serious cash that most Mexican restaurants in the Portland area do not make their chips.

My friend's restaurant is not Mexican, so I'll go further and bet that of all non-Mexican restaurants in the Portland area, those that serve nachos use chips they've made themselves less than 10% of the time.

Actually, I'd be monumentally surprised if they made their own chips 5% of the time.

No wait... I'm going to go with less than 2%.

Less than 1% is a strong possibility, though.
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Just because you can't easily....did I mention "easily?"....identify the difference between fresh chips and prepackaged ones, doesn't mean the rest of us share your affliction.

Seriously.

If I'm of a mind to order nachos, I apply a couple of basic rules --

If it's not a Mexican restaurant or taco stand...I don't. Chances are, some barbarian is going to try and pawn off some prepackaged chips for their nachos. Completely unacceptable, even if they try and get over by putting them in a warmer first.

If I do order nachos, one of two things is going to happen -- I'm going to ask about the origin of the chips first, or I'm sending them back if they have the nerve to serve me warmed up chips from a bag.

Do not doubt my resolve on this matter. I take my nacho plates pretty freaking seriously.

Does your friend douse these "nachos" with "cheese" from a pump, too? Serve Eggos as the breakfast special? Do they wave up some Maire Callander's for their entrees?

Hell, this last week, I had the displeasure of serving as the designated-driver for a birthday outing to a tittybar. And even THAT rank joint made their own chips. It really isn't that tough.

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If I do order nachos, one of two things is going to happen -- I'm going to ask about the origin of the chips first, or I'm sending them back if they have the nerve to serve me warmed up chips from a bag.
:lol: It's a good thing you like being single, princess!
Do not doubt my resolve on this matter. I take my nacho plates pretty freaking seriously.

Does your friend douse these "nachos" with "cheese" from a pump, too? Serve Eggos as the breakfast special? Do they wave up some Maire Callander's for their entrees?
Actually, their menu is huge and pretty freaking cool. And, in a world where restaurants stand a super-slim chance of succeeding, my friend's place had a line 2 hours long just to get in the door 2 days after it opened. I'm thinkin' that despite the lack of tortilla and chip-making, they'll do OK. And I'm thinkin' you'd like the place. It's outstanding!...despite the chips. Of course, getting back to the topic of the thread, you haven't tried Have'A Chips. And actually, neither have I, because I very infrequently order nachos and I even less frequently buy bags of chips.

So there.

All is fantastic over here. I hope all is well up there, too! And I hope you're able to find some tasty nachos SOON. I did find out just now that McMenimans makes their own chips. They probably don't make their own tortillas, though. So I'm not sure where that leaves you.
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ppanther wrote: :lol: It's a good thing you like being single, princess!
DO NOT underestimate my ability to wow the fairer gender by running smack on a waitress. I'm kinda epic like that.

And truth be told, the corporate places usually make their own chips, and the "authentic" ones are run by Mexicans, who are generally too cheap to buy bagged chips.

And when you get right down to it, the scenario you're implying here is silly -- while I may not be All Things To Everyone, I'm not new, either -- if I'm looking to impress a young lady, there's a darn good chance that I'm not going to be ordering nachos...or anything else bearing beans and whatnot...for dinner. I think you see where I'm going with this.

And I'm thinkin' you'd like the place. It's outstanding
I'm really not that tough to please, restaurant-wise. Just don't served me bagged chips for nachos. Oh, and scantily-clad waitresses are a big plus.
All is fantastic over here. I hope all is well up there, too!
Reasonably. Had some...problems lately. Getting much better.
And I hope you're able to find some tasty nachos SOON.
Fear not -- as long as Super Burrito remains in business(acroos town, but I'm very frequently in their hood), I will always have access to the best nachos money can buy -- as much as I can eat, for $5, matter of fact.

Super Bee...yummy. 'Cept I've been on this super-low fat diet as of late. Which has been kind of unfortunate, since I now need to put on skis before I take a shower, for fear of washing down the drain, but oh well -- better too skinny than too fat. Or something.
I did find out just now that McMenimans makes their own chips. They probably don't make their own tortillas, though. So I'm not sure where that leaves you.
Must be a recent developement. I've had their chips in the past, and they appeared to be those white/yellow/blue corn chips that you buy bulk...in the bag. And frankly, as much as I like the entertainment that the Mcmennies offer, I tend to shy away from their food, except when I'm drunk and hungry (sup been on the wagon for months...oh joy. BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT HAVING ISSUES WITH IT AND AM DEALING WITH IT WELL...not. Major lifestyle changes blow goats-btw. I recommend against.). Reason being, is that something about McMenamin's food tends to give to me the poo, on a somewhat consistant basis. Especially if it comes out of their fryer.

So, I guess that leaves me near the restroom.

Damn -- I was supposed to meet a bud for a round of golf at his private club, and just now, there was some tremendous thunderclaps. I guess that means I need to make sure one of his clubs is sticking up out of his bag higher than any of mine. Goes under the idea that "you don't have to be able to run faster than a bear -- you just need to be able to run faster than at least one of the people you're with." Or something.
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In the hieraracy of things I look for, even in a Mexicen restaurant (and believe me I've been to a few in my 30 + years in LoCal), the origin of their chips has never made it into my top 5.

But that's just me, and fuck it what do I know I'm putting in laminate flooring.

That being said, I'm not really sure if Have'A Chips would actually make that great a nacho dish. They're flavored with tamari and while very tasty I never really use them with salsa, guac, melted cheese or any of those other nacho standard ingredients. The best way to eat Have'A Chips is dipping them straight into a glob of very fresh Knudsen Low Fat Small Curd Cottage Cheese.

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Don't laugh because I'm deadly serious here. I'm sure that I have more experience with Have'A Chips than the rest of you combined, going back to 1973. AND I'm the mod of this foorum, so BACK THE FUCK OFF. This combination of chips and cottage cheese was passed down to me from my best friend's mom who has several more year experience with this than even I do.
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Oh sure. Bring up the mod thing, while the wounds are still fresh.

Seriously though, being that I rarely order nachos (if ever?), I have no idea what the nachos at my friend's place have that make them special. I do know that there is SOMETHING, though. Their chef likes to play with stuff and put unique combos together, and he's pretty good at it. I have very little doubt that as nachos go, his are pretty damn good (and at least a little bit more interesting than average nachos).

I wouldn't know, though.

The only reason I even know they use Have'A Chips is because we were in there a week before they opened, and he was SO EXCITED to show me the menu (because damnit, everyone I know thinks I am the resident foodie), and he said "WE'RE USING HAVE'A CHIPS IN OUR NACHOS!" and after we stared blankly he told us all about how great they are.

He didn't mention cottage cheese.
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ppanther wrote: Seriously though, being that I rarely order nachos (if ever?), I have no idea what the nachos at my friend's place have that make them special. I do know that there is SOMETHING, though. Their chef likes to play with stuff and put unique combos together, and he's pretty good at it. I have very little doubt that as nachos go, his are pretty damn good (and at least a little bit more interesting than average nachos).

Oh.

One of THOSE kind of places. "Fusion" cuisine, maybe?

Probably something like gruyere and goat cheese nachos served with wasabi guacamole and a special Thai osso bucco chili.

I can't wait.

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Mikey wrote:the origin of their chips has never made it into my top 5.
Then you sir, are not a nacho connoisseur. Leave this to the pros...Step 1 is taking a tortilla, preferably handmade on site (not like you can't buy a simple freaking machine to make tortillas), and dunk it in a vat of boiling artery-choke.

Step 1 is carved in stone. The rest is optional, and subject to creative interperetation.

That being said, I'm not really sure if Have'A Chips would actually make that great a nacho dish. They're flavored with tamari and while very tasty I never really use them with salsa, guac, melted cheese or any of those other nacho standard ingredients. The best way to eat Have'A Chips is dipping them straight into a glob of very fresh Knudsen Low Fat Small Curd Cottage Cheese.
Sounds pretty tasty. I don't doubt for a minute the grubliness of the chips, since you went and posted a thread about it. And as a young'un, I wasn't much into cottage cheese. As I grow older, I find the curds and whey to be pretty good with certain things, and chips are one of them. I don't like it so much as a stand-alone dip, but when offered alongside salsa and other standard nacho fare, it's pretty good.

Which freaking reminds me -- I keep meaning to plant some chives around here somewhere. Mom always had chives growing, and I took it for granted. I don't know what the deal is, but it seems like I rarely see chives in the produce isle, which is strange, because it's not like they'd have to import it or anything -- pretty much a weed around these parts. And I'm guessing they're probably about the same where you are, except you probably have to water them.

The next time I see the produce guy working in the store, I'll have to ask about this...OK, scratch that, I don't habla that espanolio stuff.
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Yeah, I don't get the chives thing either.

Seems like even a lot of steakhouses these days, if you order chives with a baker, come out with a bowl of the chopped green ends of a scallion. WTF is up with that?

I don't use chives too often, but I do like 'em. They don't grow around here "like weeds" but I've got some growing in a cut-in-half oak wine barrel right next to the bbq, with some rosemary, thyme and oregano. The chives have a cool little purple flower if you let them grow.

The one thing that seems to grow wild a lot here is fennel. You see it all over the place. I planted some mint in one of the planters by the house a couple of years ago and now that shit is out of control. I have to use Roundup to keep it from coming up through the cracks in the concrete walk and spreading to the rest of the yard.
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Mikey wrote:Seems like even a lot of steakhouses these days, if you order chives with a baker, come out with a bowl of the chopped green ends of a scallion. WTF is up with that?

Kinda funny you mention that. Within just the last few days, one of my friends who takes his cooking pretty seriously was bitching about that very thing...except he used the word "fuckin' " a lot.

But, it's time for the spring onions, which the chopped up green ends of which are pretty freaking good. Not too many vegetable crops around here come in in spring/winter, but the spring green onions are incredible. There's this place just north of Portland called Sauvies Island. It's kind of sort of like a solid delta at the confluence of the Willamette(largest north-flowing stream in the western hemishphere-btw) and Columbia Rivers. Long story short, it's an island(thanks, Marcus) about 15 miles long, and about 2 miles wide (give or take). By land, there's one way on, and one way off -- a bridge on the NW corner of Portland. This island is basically a silty deposit from the Missoula Flood, and a couple other events. Anyhoo, the island is sporting the most incredible topsoils imaginable, and neccessary irrigation(in summertime, it rains about as much here as where you are, but don't tell anyone, mkay?) is easy.

My longwinded point(not that I see having a point as a prerequsite for posting on these boards), is that anything temperate that grows, grows better there. I mention this because spring onions came up, and if you drive across Sauvie's this time of year, the smell is just amazing. I can smell it for hours, and at no point will my mouth stop watering (in addition to that drool that my birth defects cause). Fall harvest season on Sauvie's is just incredible. It's pretty much the standard regional produce, but it just grows bigger and better there...and not a "little bit." It really offers a sunstantial improvement, not that I have any complaints with "regular" produce in the fall.

Had the pleasure of attending a harvest potluck at one of the farms there, years ago. And after eating, you could even go pick yourself a sackful of sweet corn.

Sauvie's features a whole host of produce stands and farmers markets, which is nice. Only problems, are that for one, it's just not somewhere that you're likely to "be in the neighborhood." Way out of the way for most people. And another is that the produce there is indeed superior...and the producers know it, and charge accordingly.

Darn you, Mikey. You've got me thinking about mouth-watering fresh produce, and my access is very limited at the moment.



And yeah, mint is all well and good...until it gets well-established. Then it's like freaking morningglory* or something, in that it pretty much chokes out the rest of the yard. Not worth the hassle.

Pretty sure you don't have morningglory problems. A friend of mine used to live in CenCal(different climate, I realize), and him and his goofy college roommate used to use thew shady side of the house to grow morningglory, for the hallucinogenic seeds it produces. They used to water the shit...cracked me up.

One of my other buddies visited a GF's family in Boulder. Apparently, her mom was some champion morningglory breeder, or some crap like that. My bud shows up, and offers, in exchange for his hosts' generosity, to go and yank all that morningglory out that had taken over her planterboxes, before it killed off the whole yard, since he had just got done spending hours and hours doing the same thing in his yard, usually an annual event.

I guess GF's mom didn't think he was very funny. He thought she was nuts for growing and breeding freaking weeds.


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