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I popped the question last night and she said "yes!". I hope my other girlfriend Scralett Johanssen doesn't get too upset.

OK, time for the mixture of congratulations, condolences and jokes asking, "So what's his name?".

you're a stupid fuck

Welcome to Hell

Did you make her sign a pre-nup?

- Kris Benson

See You Next Wednesday wrote:Took the Plunge

I thought this was a jtr thread.

Does he golf?

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"
The girl said, "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after, and went fishing and hunting, and
played golf a lot, and drank beer, and had shitloads of money, and
farted whenever he wanted. THE END

See You Next Wednesday wrote:I popped the question last night and she said "yes!".

Would you have killed yourself is she said No? Just wondering if she gave you a mercy "yes" because you had a gun to your head or something like that.

See You Next Wednesday wrote:I popped the question last night and she said "yes!". I hope my other girlfriend Scralett Johanssen doesn't get too upset.

OK, time for the mixture of congratulations, condolences and jokes asking, "So what's his name?".

Did the same on Friday.

Right now I'm enjoying the week of "Killian can't do anything wrong".

Buaaahahaha, You Guys are so fucked!

Killian wrote:Right now I'm enjoying the week of "Killian can't do anything wrong".

Soon to be followed with decades of "Killian can't do anything right."

Whole lotta dumbasses in this thread.

Marriage...a word in the dictionary right near mistress and mattress.

Killian wrote:Did the same on Friday.

Right now I'm enjoying the week of "Killian can't do anything wrong".

Say it isnt so

Bizarofelice wrote:Killian wrote:
Right now I'm enjoying the week of "Killian can't do anything wrong".


Soon to be followed with decades of "Killian can't do anything right."

RACK

Fuck all these haters! Congrats See you Next Wednesday! Just think all the benefits of marriage. such as the tax write off, and the ummmmmmm the uhhhhhhhhhhh and dont forget when its time to hmmmmmm errr ummmmmmm.

Enjoy spending your weekends at Home Depot picking out paint for the babys room you schmuck!

Bizzarofelice wrote:

Killian wrote:Right now I'm enjoying the week of "Killian can't do anything wrong".

Soon to be followed with decades of "Killian can't do anything right."

Decades? Dunno about that. Despite my advanced age, I've only been married 8 years.

Years? Yep.

Congrats, fellahs.

No more carefree hours, no more peanut butter sandwiches...

-Bernard T. Fife

things i never had until marriage:

hemmorhoids
interruptions during importing sporting events
hemmorhoids
membership to porn pay site
somebody else on my computer, creating virus/ and all around fucking shit up.
cds of pearl jam and religion.com bookmarks


lots of good things, but i cat remember them right now.

My real motivation was that I want to have kids so that when I am old and slobbering all over myself, wearing depends and writing letters to Congress about too much smut and violence on TV, my kids will be able to take care of me.

See You Next Wednesday wrote:My real motivation was that I want to have kids so that when I am old and slobbering all over myself, wearing depends and writing letters to Congress about too much smut and violence on TV, my kids will be able to take care of me.

However, you better they don't turn out to where they try to convince people the benefits of smoking medicinal marajuana.

ill be dead by the time the boy signs his first nfl contract. there is a reason my wife has a bunch of life insurance on me. could be the smoking, or mabe the drinking. im going to surprise everbydoy and wing the lottery and buy asnd island. married life rulez.$



congrats day after tuesday.

I haven't been embittered by marriage yet, so congrats. I recommend a honeymoon in Belize.