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Stupid ((Work)) Email Subject Lines
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 4:51 pm
by UCant#2
Just got one titled:
WORKPLACE VIOLENCE TRAINING
Uhmm..... yeah. Is some postal worker going to give me tips on what weaponry to bring to the office?
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:25 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I took this class a couple weeks ago. Except our HR department was a bit more creative with the wording..."Violence in the Workplace".
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:31 pm
by PrimeX
I too took this class a couple of weeks back, except it was called Workplace Violence: How to NOT WANT TO STAB YOUR FUCKING BOSS IN HIS RETINA AND THROW IT IN THE URINAL WHILE YOU PEE ALL OVER THE VEINS AND BLOOD AND EYE STUFF THAT HANGS FROM IT!
Pretty boring I must say.
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:51 pm
by Bobby42
ADA Refresher Training
Ethics in Ohio Government
Weight Watchers Brown Bag Seminar
Reminder: Tornado Drill Tomorrow
Employees who park in the visitor's slots will be disciplined
EAP contact information here
Jellybean count for Operation Feed
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:17 am
by Diego in Seattle
Bobby42 wrote:Ethics in Ohio Government
Undoubtedly sent by Bob Taft.
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:36 am
by Risa
better violence than the sex seminars, yes?
i guess it's a toss up about cultural sensitivity courses. somebody has gotta have fucked up to warrant one of those. no one does those for 'fun'.
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:49 am
by jtr
PrimeX wrote:I too took this class a couple of weeks back, except it was called Workplace Violence: How to NOT WANT TO STAB YOUR FUCKING BOSS IN HIS RETINA AND THROW IT IN THE URINAL WHILE YOU PEE ALL OVER THE VEINS AND BLOOD AND EYE STUFF THAT HANGS FROM IT!
Pretty boring I must say.
sounds like you need some
