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OMG! I JUST GOT HURT @ THE GYM!!!
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:37 pm
by JIMMY_JUNK
NOT PHYSICALLY BUT MY EMOTIONALLY! I GOT MY _______ FEELINGS HURT!!!! OH HOLY ____! WTF!!! DUDE, I WAS BENCH PRESSING 65 LBS ON MY LAST SET WHEN THIS OLD LADY IN A WHEEL CHAIR CAME OVER. I WALKED AWAY AND GRABBED MY CREATINE SHAKE, TOOK A BIG _____SWIG, WIPED THE SWEAT OFF MY ______ NECK. SUDDENLY THE OLD GIRL WHISTLES. I TURN AROUND AND SHE SIGNALED ME TO COME BACK. I WALK OVER, FLEXING AS I DO AND SHE TOLD ME TO WIPE UP MY SWEAT FROM THE BENCH!!
WTF!
SO I GRAB A PAPER TOWEL AND SPRAY THE ______ BENCH DOWN AND WIPE UP ALL THE JIMMY_JUICE.
THEN....THIS IS SO______ UP...THEN THE LADY LOADS UP 195 LBS ON THE BAR, CLIMBS ON AND AND COMPLETES 3 SETS!
WATCHING THIS OLD LADY BENCH PRESS HURT ME MORE THAN THAT TIME BILL_JUNK LIT A FIRE CRACKER UP MY BUTT WHEN I WAS PASSED OUT AFTER MY PA'S RELEASE!!!
WTF!
DUDE...I SO NEED TO LOAD UP ON THESE _____ CREATINE SHAKES!
Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 11:13 pm
by Rack Fu
Creatine was so 1990's.
Xyience is where it's at!
Sin,
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:07 am
by BILLY_JUNK
:D :D :D OH MY G__!!!!!
WHEN I PEEKED UP FROM UNDERNEATH, I THOUGHT IT WAS JOANNE :D ON THE POTTIE WHEN I PLANTED THAT FIRECRACKER!!!!!
YOU MEAN IT WAS :D :D :D YOU????? WOW NOW I NO WHY YOU S___ YOU"R PANTS AT THE PICNIC :D I THOUGHT YOU WAS JUST GETTING SORT OF OLD. :D
JIMMY YOU ARE THE SMART ONE OF OUYR FAMILY!
:D :D :D
HEY JIMMY I FOUND YOUR OLD PLAYBOY MAGAZINE DOWN THERE TOO! :D I NO IT IS YOURS CAUSE YOU HAD IT IN BED WITH US :D
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:D RACK THE PRETTY SHEEP
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:20 am
by Shoalzie
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:54 am
by TenTallBen
JUNK trolls? That's fresh.
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:29 am
by Mister Bushice
When they get together, the junks are always a fun read. Shallow, mindless white trash, but hell they's 10 times better than a shallow mindless white trash TTB post fer sure.
"rack the pretty sheep"? :)
Mace iz gonna be jealous of that.
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:39 am
by TenTallBen
Mister Bushice wrote: Lay off already. Us tards like other tards when they post.
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:52 am
by PSUFAN
TenTallBen wrote:JUNK trolls? That's fresh.
Why don't you kindly go fuck yourself, you humorless halfwit? Don't you have a municipal smoking ban to cower in fear of?
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:56 am
by TenTallBen
PSUFAN wrote:TenTallBen wrote:JUNK trolls? That's fresh.
Why don't you kindly go fuck yourself, you humorless halfwit? Don't you have a municipal smoking ban to cower in fear of?
Right on cue.
~Insert Obsession pic here~
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:24 am
by Mister Bushice
Dude TTB, just fuck off.
Face it. You are NOT a funny or interesting read, you are a whiny little bitch expecting more from this forum than your tiny little brain has the capacity to give, so if the junks bother you, drip your urine soaked tears into your pillow and back away from the keyboard. No one here gives a rats red ass what you fucking think.
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:47 am
by TenTallBen
Mister Bushice wrote:expecting more from this forum
I guess you've figured out the problem. Junk trolls = quality shit, I guess.
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:54 am
by Mister Bushice
No Actually,
Junk trolls = a little funnah.
TTB post = quality shit, and I do mean shit.
Really. STFU unless you can bring some thing better or more entertaining. You're the only one bitching.
