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The time is near
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:35 pm
by Grass Clippings
The time is near, Rack Fu. Summer is fast approaching, and soon, nothing will be able to stop me - Not even the sudden advent of grass clipping insurance. Blade by blade, I will wear the tread off your Navigator’s tires. It will corrode away like a cock that has been in Blondiebabe’s mouth for more than 5 seconds. No wait….3 seconds.
Oh yes, the time is near. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:48 pm
by DMike316
Re: The time is near
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:49 pm
by The Assassin
Grass Clippings wrote:The time is near, Rack Fu. Summer is fast approaching, and soon, nothing will be able to stop me - Not even the sudden advent of grass clipping insurance. Blade by blade, I will wear the tread off your Navigator’s tires. It will corrode away like a cock that has been in Blondiebabe’s mouth for more than 5 seconds. No wait….3 seconds.
Oh yes, the time is near. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That alone gets a RACK!
Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:52 pm
by Raydah James
buwahahahaha
Re: The time is near
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 12:00 am
by Mikey
Grass Clippings wrote:The time is near, Rack Fu. Summer is fast approaching, and soon, nothing will be able to stop me - Not even the sudden advent of grass clipping insurance. Blade by blade, I will wear the tread off your Navigator’s tires. It will corrode away like a cock that has been in Blondiebabe’s mouth for more than 5 seconds. No wait….3 seconds.
Oh yes, the time is near. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
You won't be laughing so hard when you get caught in one of Fu's spinners, and dropped in the FBI parking lot.
Re: The time is near
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:22 am
by The Assassin
Roach wrote:The Assassin wrote:Grass Clippings wrote:The time is near, Rack Fu. Summer is fast approaching, and soon, nothing will be able to stop me - Not even the sudden advent of grass clipping insurance. Blade by blade, I will wear the tread off your Navigator’s tires. It will corrode away like a cock that has been in Blondiebabe’s mouth for more than 5 seconds. No wait….3 seconds.
Oh yes, the time is near. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That alone gets a RACK!
yeah but when her left incisor's 6-32 stud implant meets with your dick you lose! A lot of blood. Until you will need to get a tourniquet. On that dick. And die. Or watch it drop off. Dilemma. Navigate yer ass to a blood supply and pray your dong will ever work again!
Just sayin'
Egads! How do you know this will happen exactly??
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:48 am
by The Assassin
Roach wrote:never personal, but
I seen a picture of her naked mouth.
I'll try to find it.
wait!!thats ok dude. I've seen the pile of lava rocks that used to be her teeth pic already
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:43 pm
by quacker backer
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:28 pm
by Grass Clippings
Another thing Mr. Fu, don't make the mistake of thinking I'm a one man army. My allies will soon be arriving in full force to help me become leaner, greener and more destructive. It all starts with a little of this:
Once I've become enriched, I'll need to bulk up to increase the thickness of my blades, subsequently causing severe front end damage to your vehicle. That's when this guy comes into play:
Of course, he'll be accompanied by a couple of my good buddies:
And of course:
OH YES! THE TIME IS COMING! THE TIME IS COMING! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
