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free troll
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:27 pm
by jtr
zigzag
p: american
descripition: dedicated to the greatest keyboardist ever Teddy ZigZag
![Image](http://www.sickthingsuk.co.uk/musicians/musician_images/m-teddy1.jpg)
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:33 pm
by Biggie
How much does it cost, De Niro?
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:36 pm
by ZigZag
How much you got?
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:37 pm
by PSUFAN
So now, a capable troller can give this thing some legs. Awesome!!
--1994
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:37 pm
by Cicero
Jeezus, JTR sucks worse than I do.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:44 pm
by ZigZag
Cicero wrote:Jeezus, JTR sucks worse than I do.
fukk you CXicero. i make mad loop and rayada james has me
on a new regimen. i will bench circles around tyou. who and what
army? bring it.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:46 pm
by Dinsdale
Cicero wrote:Jeezus, JTR sucks worse than I do.
The Kinder, Gentler Dinsdale must RACK this.
I got to RACK Cicero...a landmark day, to be sure.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:49 pm
by jtr
I'm sure he'll offset this rack by sucking even more you know how we tards try to take the ball and run after motivational lines like that from someone inspirational as yourself dins.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 5:51 pm
by Dinsdale
Dude....it's the key immediately to the right of the "m".
Mix one in, on an occasion.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:09 pm
by Cicero
^^^^
Thats funny
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:13 pm
by ZigZag
Cicero wrote:^^^^
Thats funny
almost as funny as you your roomie spotting you as you struggle with 135 pounds bench press and then gives you a wooody the woodpecker ontop of your fivehead for insperation faggot.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:22 pm
by Cicero
Exercise smack from the guy who cant even see his shoes when he looks down.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:26 pm
by jtr
cicero whats the best line you have to pick up women?
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:47 pm
by Dinsdale
I won't speak for Cicero, but for myself, I've always found "Hi. My name isn't Jesse Hymen" to be pretty effective.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:13 pm
by jiminphilly
Dinsdale wrote:I won't speak for Cicero, but for myself, I've always found "Hi. My name isn't Jesse Hymen" to be pretty effective.
You've found the .0000001% of the female population that knows who he is?
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:14 pm
by Raydah James
jiminphilly wrote:Dinsdale wrote:I won't speak for Cicero, but for myself, I've always found "Hi. My name isn't Jesse Hymen" to be pretty effective.
You've found the .0000001% of the female population that knows who he is?
Shut the fuck up, RACK him, and move along you fucking Tard.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:20 pm
by Dinsdale
jiminphilly wrote:You've found the .0000001% of the female population that knows who he is?
Fucking A. I hate to break your heart, but all of those jokes about "A chicken and a bear walk up to the bar, and the chicken says...."
Well, those aren't actually factually based, either. You see, chickens and bears don't
really walk into bars, an on those rare occasions they do, there's few documented cases of them speaking to the bartender.
I know. It's hard to believe.
Let me know when your ready for the "Tooth Fairy -- Real entity, or parental myth?" discussion.
Jeebus. You just made "the list," pal. I'd recommend laying low for a while, JimInFirstGrade. You just dressed up in a deer costume during hunting season.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:26 pm
by jiminphilly
Raydah James wrote:jiminphilly wrote:Dinsdale wrote:I won't speak for Cicero, but for myself, I've always found "Hi. My name isn't Jesse Hymen" to be pretty effective.
You've found the .0000001% of the female population that knows who he is?
Shut the fuck up, RACK him, and move along you fucking Tard.
Don't you have another losing season to cry about? Al Davis called and he's ready to plunger your raider lovin ass again.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:27 pm
by jiminphilly
Dinsdale wrote:jiminphilly wrote:You've found the .0000001% of the female population that knows who he is?
Fucking A. I hate to break your heart, but all of those jokes about "A chicken and a bear walk up to the bar, and the chicken says...."
Well, those aren't actually factually based, either. You see, chickens and bears don't
really walk into bars, an on those rare occasions they do, there's few documented cases of them speaking to the bartender.
I know. It's hard to believe.
Let me know when your ready for the "Tooth Fairy -- Real entity, or parental myth?" discussion.
Jeebus. You just made "the list," pal.
Finally. I've never, ever made a fucking list here.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:51 pm
by ZigZag
look at dumsdale acting all tuff bring it dont sing you blabbering buffoon. i drive a better car then you do. i going to live a very long time because i dont sit at the bar all day trying to pick up the betties. at the end of our lives we look back and i will have the hotter wife and more money and btter house.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:54 pm
by Death
ZigZag wrote: i going to live a very long time.
Wanna bet on that?
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:56 pm
by The Assassin
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:57 pm
by Dinsdale
Yeah, stepping up to the Dinsinator is on the Surgeon General's list of "Things to increase longevity."
Especially for trolls.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:00 pm
by Cicero
Dont fuck w/ him Jess.
Sin,
Me
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:01 pm
by ZigZag
[quote="The Assassin"][/quote]
this is some of your best work ever.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:04 pm
by ZigZag
Cicero wrote:Dont fuck w/ him Jess.
Sin,
Me
dins doesn't scare me even if he pissed in brady clarks backyard 8 years ago while tripping on mescaline and fucking the family poodle.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:05 pm
by The Assassin
ZigZag wrote:The Assassin wrote:
this is some of your best work ever.
Something nobody has EVER said to you when describing your acting career.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:07 pm
by Dinsdale
Cicero is suddenly racking up the RACKs. Jess isn't.
And for the record, the last time I peed in the Clark Family yard was within the last couple of years.
And btw -- nice work trying to save this troll, PosterWho IWillLetRemainNameless#2
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:07 pm
by M2
Cicero wrote:Dont fuck him Jess.
Sin,
Me
Would you consider helping to deflower our little virgin, with your wit and money?
Not with cocaine... because that would be cheating.
m2
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:10 pm
by ZigZag
The Assassin wrote:ZigZag wrote:The Assassin wrote:
this is some of your best work ever.
Something nobody has EVER said to you when describing your acting career.
that may be true for now but this much i know. number 1 people will say those words about me someday and number two your wife used those exact words when i fucked the shit out her last night. she appresheates my abilities between the sheets that your miminum wage earning ass pays for. rack me i am out.
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:10 pm
by Cicero
I'd think he prefer one of your methed out, toothless windchime bitch's
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:14 pm
by M2
Cicero wrote:I'd think he prefer one of your methed out, toothless windchime bitch's
Great...
So you'll do it!
Thanks
m2
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:14 pm
by The Assassin
ZigZag wrote:The Assassin wrote:ZigZag wrote:
this is some of your best work ever.
Something nobody has EVER said to you when describing your acting career.
that may be true for now but this much i know. number 1 people will say those words about me someday and number two your wife used those exact words when i fucked the shit out her last night. she
appresheates my abilities between the sheets that your miminum wage earning ass pays for. rack me i am out.
Yeah wife smack you sure told me.
How you gonna fuck my wife when you haven't seen your dick since you were 7? Better learn how to talk to girls first tough guy.
Can't believe I'm arguing with jtrs trolls. I'm ashamed of myself.
![Embarassed :oops:](./images/smilies/icon_redface.gif)
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:17 pm
by M2
The Assassin wrote:
Can't believe I'm arguing with jtrs trolls.
I'm ashamed of myself. ![Embarassed :oops:](./images/smilies/icon_redface.gif)
You'll get over it, you're a
RaiderFan.
m2
Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:22 pm
by jtr
Sudden Sam wrote:Reading this thread wasted about 30 seconds of my life.
And I don't have that much time left!
Wouldn't it be more productive for you to have posted this via your toddowen troll?