T1B

With a speaking part no less.

Nobody fucking cars.


JSC to come slurp that fat retard's knob in 3....2...

Did he sound like he had balls in his mouth?

chowd103 wrote:Did he sound like he had balls in his mouth?

He did and the fat chick they had him fake kissing was pretty brutal too.

Did he get Pwned by Carlos?

dude Im pwned on arrival

Shit.

Jess is certainly DOA here. Mauling that mercy fuck chick on TV? Not improving the image much.

But ya gotta give him props for getting face time and endless repeats on CC.

How many of you suckpests are on TV other than COPS?

Me.

Cross Traffic wrote:Did he get Pwned by Carlos?

Yes, if you meant to say "Carbs" instead of Carloads/Carloss/Carlos.

Cross Traffic wrote:Did he get Pwned by Carlos?

You mean Ned.

I caught the very last moment of the show because I flipping over to catch the Daily Show...nice fake makeout with the nerdy girl, J.

yea they wanted us to do it more real. But, through my experiances with "phat" girls I know its better to fake it than to ever put my tounge in her fucking mouth.

But wait, aren't you "phat"?

jtr wrote:yea they wanted us to do it more real. But, through my experiances with "phat" girls I know its better to fake it than to ever put my tounge in her fucking mouth.

I've seen your acting, you could do better than what I saw last night...

I agree but MoM repeats like 1,000 times a week so its good exposure.

This is just something I curious about..what exactly do you want to get out of your acting 'career'? Is your goal to be a big time movie star? Do you see playing the mini-role on Mind of Mencia leading to other small parts or do you envision yourself getting into much bigger things...starring role in a movie or a show? I'm very ignorant about show business, mostly because I don't care about it...where does one like you go in advancing your career or can you work for 30 more years doing the same stuff you've been doing up to this point? Would you be happy with just being 'some dude' or 'nerd #1' for the rest of your life? Has the people you worked with ever told you to work on changing your look or do you plan on playing the same two or three characters? I'm sure you're used to people shitting on you (me included) so I'd figure I throw you a curveball and actually ask you about what you do...

He will soon be stealing parts from Brad Pitt and George Clooney. You're just fucking blind if you can't see that.

Ohh, so he's the 13 in Ocean's 13.

In my wildest dreams I get a recurring role on a show like The Office or Curb Your Enthusiasm. I'm taking improv classes these days and making my stand up comedy debut on june 10th in
Santa Barbra.

Eventually though I'd like to land a co-starring role in a movie that does well at the box office, then use money I've earned to create a production/writing office and be more behind the scenes than in front of it in the long run. I got ideas coming like crazy for movies/tv shows.

Nishlord wrote:Me.

BBBWWWAHAHAH!!!

I was up at 3AM all wacked out on jetlag and ale when Al's ugly mug shows up on screen. Nearly pissed me britches. Can't remember what it was about but I remember it as being funny.

Good times.

jtr wrote:I'm taking improv classes ...

Good 'cause you sucked at it when we tried to pull off the 'wallet' bit at that trollstop a few years back.

Cicero wrote:Ohh, so he's the 13 in Ocean's 13.

No actually, I think he'd be the Ocean.

jtr wrote:I agree but MoM repeats like 1,000 times a week so its good exposure.

Is that why you were on That's So Raven?

Saw you in about 3 scenes in the episode my kid was watching the other night. But no lines.

Props. You catch a lot of grief for it, here, but there are millions of Americans stuck in jobs they hate, and you're doing what it takes to ensure that doesn't happen to you.

I respect what the majority of you do too and know if I ever need a lawyer and the ones in my family aren't available there's a bevy of them in here that can represent when neeeded right?

You really do like taking chances, don't you? :)

jtr wrote:I'm taking improv classes these days and making my stand up comedy debut on june 10th in
Santa Barbra.

Will someone please go to this show and tape it for the rest of us? I have a feeling that it's going to be hysterical. Just not the way Jess envisions it.

Thanks in advance.

Sincerely,
Everyone here

Shoalzie wrote:what exactly do you want to get out of your acting 'career'?

TenTallBen wrote:

Shoalzie wrote:what exactly do you want to get out of your acting 'career'?

At least his car doesn’t have a Sugar Maple hood ornament.

Jess, was that you with the Jewfro in that AT&T commercial?

which ad?

AT&T cellular ad where the kid is having some huge party when his mom calls and te party breaks up cuz she says she is coming right home.

not me, sorry.

Moving Sale wrote:

Nishlord wrote:Me.

BBBWWWAHAHAH!!!

I was up at 3AM all wacked out on jetlag and ale when Al's ugly mug shows up on screen. Nearly pissed me britches. Can't remember what it was about but I remember it as being funny.

Good times.

That would have been Strictly Soho.

Apparently, me getting my cock out on telly was the 8th most bizarre moment in UK television history, according to a documentary the other night. David Beckham's mistress wanking off a pig was No.1, which is fair enough.

You know I would just like to know after 3 years of being a troll just who the hell JTR is so I know just WTF you guys are talking about.

Jess has been in numerous films like Old School, Austin Powers 3, Spider-Man, etc.

He always plays some fat nerd with about 5 seconds of screen time and zero spoken words.

Jess can run his complete resume for you.

jtr wrote:Eventually though I'd like to land a co-starring role in a movie that does well at the box office, then use money I've earned to create a production/writing office and be more behind the scenes than in front of it in the long run. I got ideas coming like crazy for movies/tv shows.

You’re probably thinking about doing a sit-com, right? Something along the lines of “Life in the U & L”.


This would be Dins:




Who else could play Luther, but:




Then, of course there’s Derron:





Take a big whiff, Jess, that’s the sweet smell of success.

Damn jsc it took you forever to cuckold me in this thread, what am I to you chopped liver?

I get on these shows and pour every ounce of my little acting skills to become the characters and sacrfice hours at a time, giving up sweat, blood, and tears and it takes you three days to appreciate that now?

Well just go on and pretend there's nothing between us, but I won't. I will not sit here and rest on my laurels just so you can feel better about yourself. This is my life, goddamnit and through your "support" these characters are all I've become.

You ungrateful Bastard! Don't expect me to throw you a rope the next time you're on yet another sinking bandwagon of a shitty college team, got it putz?

Hmph!

Goober McTuber wrote:

jtr wrote:Eventually though I'd like to land a co-starring role in a movie that does well at the box office, then use money I've earned to create a production/writing office and be more behind the scenes than in front of it in the long run. I got ideas coming like crazy for movies/tv shows.

You’re probably thinking about doing a sit-com, right? Something along the lines of “Life in the U & L”.


This would be Dins:




Who else could play Luther, but:




Then, of course there’s Derron:





Take a big whiff, Jess, that’s the sweet smell of success.

jtr wrote:Eventually though I'd like to land a co-starring role in a movie that does well at the box office,

And Jennifer Aniston (to steal from someone else's observation,
I don't watch her movies) wants to be a leading lady.
But she's not.

Ice Cube sometimes wants to be an action star.
He is not.

However, BOTH of them are talented in other ways onscreen.
Ice Cube does best as that non-second banana co-star, the
straight man who isn't really a straight man who's an observer
who isn't really an observer. Maybe somebody else has
a better word for it.

Jennifer Aniston can't carry a movie by herself.
But she does very well playing off of others, and
having others bounce off her.


What roles do you do best at? Not the roles you want to
do best at, but the roles you actually succeed best at
and people click with you most in?

then use money I've earned to create a production/writing office and be more behind the scenes than in front of it in the long run.

Why not do it now?

I got ideas coming like crazy for movies/tv shows.

You're writing them down, and submitting them (or however that is done, that allows you to retain control of what you create instead of someone rejecting it, then greenlighting it 3 months later without any acknowledgement they stole it from you).... you're networking I mean, right?

SunCoastSooner wrote:You know I would just like to know after 3 years of being a troll just who the hell JTR is so I know just WTF you guys are talking about.

He's been in a bunch of movies you've seen, with intentional face recognition, as well as commercials *grin*

He's a 'That Guy'