T1B

"Since you're fat and stupid I'm guessing you probably give great head. I guess you'll do for now. It's not like you have anything better to do so let's go..."

"What are you waiting for? It ain't gonna suck itself."

More to follow, undoubtedly...

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"You've made it perfectly clear that you're a filthy pig. Come here and grease my hog."

"Lemme guess. You're only here to get free drinks and pretzels because your lazy welfare 'baby daddy' traded your food stamps for crack..."

"If you don't get after that knob with alacrity, I'll be forced to go fuck myself'."

"It's quite simple, actually. Terry is an idiot."

"So you're a Clinton loving liberal, huh? Then you'll have no problem sucking off my Commander in Chief and don't ignore his 2 favorite advisors.

"What part of you sucking my dick do you NOT understand?"

"Why not? Assholes need to get laid too."

Is it true you n*iggers are genetically predisposed to giving rimmers?

GO FUCK YOURSELF but only after you've sucked my dick.

I hope you fuck better than you clean house, Maria.

"You want me to munch on your stinking gash? You would be hard pressed to find a worse idea. Christ, doing nothing is a better idea."

"Listen, you disgusting pig, I've got a nice crisp fiver here that says I'll be shitting on your face within an hour."

You're a lying sack of shit. Now come over here and suck me off.

"Ohhhhh fuck me in the ass."

"Step up to me so I can suck your dick."

"What do you mean it's too small....you don't know what the fuck you're talking about"

Felix wrote:"What do you mean it's too small....you don't know what the fuck you're talking about"

"How can it be too small when the last one told me it was so big? You lose, dumbfuck."

I'm not clever enough to come up w/ anything, so I'm giving Dinsdale Power of Attorney to speak on my behalf.

"I hope your big kike nose doesn't get in the way while you suck my dick."

Van wrote:~This is heading straight to the archives. I can just feel it.

:-) ~

Yup.

"You're an attractive quadroon. Normally I'd be kind and ask you if you want another drink but since you're a black woman who probably has five kids, three of whom are in foster care and the other two who are with various relatives, not to mention your kinky, sharp pubic hair, I'll just take your hand, put it down the front of my pants and let you jerk me off under the bar Queenie."

Invictus wrote:"I hope your big kike nose doesn't get in the way while you suck my dick."

LOL!!!

"I once had a layover in Phuket. I saw a chick and donkey show one night. Chick looked just like you, only a little smarter. Smelled better too. Do you take pesos?"

mvscal: Wanna suck a dick, spade...?

chick: (angry) I don't know what you're talkin' about.

mvscal: That's because you're a dumbfuck.

poptart wrote:mvscal: Wanna suck a dick, spade...?

chick: (angry) I don't know what you're talkin' about.

mvscal: That's because you're a dumbfuck.

buwahahaha


RACK

I should point out here that I'm working on a Motion at the same time. I was typing the word "soaked", but accidentally typed "sucked" instead.

So rack this thread for getting in my dome.

Btw, I did fix the Freudian slip in my Motion, fortunately.

~as he busts the girl for faking the orgasm

Nice try, dumbfuck.

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I should point out here that I'm working on a Motion at the same time. I was typing the word "soaked", but accidentally typed "sucked" instead.

So rack this thread for getting in my dome.

Btw, I did fix the Freudian slip in my Motion, fortunately.

Log the fuck out-and stay the fuck out, tard-you bring nothing to the fucking table, period.

Raydah James wrote:

Terry in Crapchester wrote:I should point out here that I'm working on a Motion at the same time. I was typing the word "soaked", but accidentally typed "sucked" instead.

So rack this thread for getting in my dome.

Btw, I did fix the Freudian slip in my Motion, fortunately.

Log the fuck out-and stay the fuck out, tard-you bring nothing to the fucking table, period.

Considering the she-male that you posted as your idea of attractive, neither do you, fag.

As any rational human can see, it's completely logical for you to come home with me. Now quit your handwringing and grab your purse, cunt.

^^^

Spock Meets Mvscal

Interesting topic

My guess would be...

mvscal: How much?

As you recall from one of his posts a year or so ago when he was asking for advice on how to deal with his wife's ex-husband.

The ex-husband he said, was a crackhead and was causing problems with his wifes kids from the previous marriage.

Now it's not much of a stretch to put this 2 and 2 together...(listen up Sissyroo, I'm going to teach something about formulation)

Crackhead husband? = Crackhead wife?

Thus we have the pickup line "How much"?

With all the charm mvscal represents... could it have gone any other way?



m2

What a shit post. Stop infecting the thread and let the smack artists get back to work. I'm trying to take notes.

"Baby, ever see the aftermath of a Daisy Cutter dropped on a terrorist training camp? Of course you haven't. You're just a stupid whore. Anyway, you're like that. You make my dick hard, just like that."

Cicero wrote:What a shit post. Stop infecting the thread and let the smack artists get back to work. I'm trying to take notes.

Why?

What good is that going to do?



That's like giving this guy...







a pad of paper and a pencil, and asking him to split the atom or he can't eat.

You'll just die trying.



m2

I get what happened. You very clearly do not. Not a shock given the fact that you're a total dumbfuck... baby.

Van wrote:^^^

Spock Meets Mvscal

Suck long and swallow, bitch

m2 wrote:Interesting topic
As you recall from one of his posts a year or so ago when he was asking for advice on how to deal with his wife's ex-husband.

The ex-husband he said, was a crackhead and was causing problems with his wifes kids from the previous marriage.

m2

If this story were true why hasn't it gotten more run? I have my doubts as to the validity.

mvscal: Apparently your not too good at recognizing fact from fiction and resort to revisionist bullshit.

chick: huh?

mvscal: Fuck off

Chick in Bar walks up to mvscal: "So, do you come here often"?

mvscal: No, you fucking stupid cunt, but if you follow me home I'll come on you often.