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Worst sequal ever!!!

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Who's bright idea was this?

Titanic 2

http://www.videotiger.com/titanic2jacksbackvideo.shtml

It can't possiby be worth a fuck.
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fascinating stuff. I really look forward to seeing all those movies.
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WolverineSteve wrote:Who's bright idea was this?

Titanic 2

http://www.videotiger.com/titanic2jacksbackvideo.shtml

It can't possiby be worth a fuck.


I'm still pissed "Showgirls 2 The Wrath of Nomi" was shelved.
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what the fuck?!?!
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You're shittin' me...

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How the fuck can you have a Titanic 2? :?
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ElvisMonster wrote:How the fuck can you have a Titanic 2? :?
What if Turbo and Ozone are in a national competition this time hosted by Sinbad?
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Se7en, Ang Lee's Hulk, Austin Powers, Man in the Iron Mask, Con Air. What did I miss Bace?

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Bizzarofelice wrote:
ElvisMonster wrote:How the fuck can you have a Titanic 2? :?
What if Turbo and Ozone are in a national competition this time hosted by Sinbad?
I'd take them against the "You Got Served" crew but I'm not sure about the "Honey" crew.

What if Double K had a DJ battle with GQ while Lorenzo Lamas had a freestyle battle with Marion Van Peebles?

Ponderous.
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WolverineSteve wrote:Who's bright idea was this?

Titanic 2

http://www.videotiger.com/titanic2jacksbackvideo.shtml

It can't possiby be worth a fuck.
It's worth it's weight in gold for its troll value.
It's obviously fake, kevin. Clips from other Leo DiCaprio movies and some other movies, ie Hulk. and Con Air. No need to turn into a smart ass.
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Invictus wrote:What did I miss Bace?
dIDN'T PAY ENOUGH ATTENTION.

It started with Titanic, which bored me to tears, went on to long so I just scrolled and the next image was my beautiful Jennifer talking to her daddy in the underrated Hulk. Figured the hack job warranted little more of my attention.
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Caddyshack II

Next topic please....
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Van wrote:Caddyshack II

Next topic please....
How about Spartacus II? We pick up from where he was crucified...
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Spartacus II didn't include Jackie Mason horribly hamming it up in the role of Al Czervik.

There is no greater cinematic sin.
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Van wrote:Spartacus II didn't include Jackie Mason horribly hamming it up in the role of Al Czervik.

There is no greater cinematic sin.
I thought we were talking about potential abortions, not actual ones.

As for Caddyshack II, I simply refuse to acknowledge it's existence.
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Species II. (that 'sickle cell' explanation... christ almighty :meds: )

Star Trek: Insurrection

whatever the name of that sequal to WestWorld was.. the one where Yul Brynner died and they had those godawful fantasy sequences incorporating his live shots into a film that shouldn't have been made after his death.

Westworld was a great concept movie. The sequel.. fuck. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. just horrible.
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Van wrote:Caddyshack II

Next topic please....
Sorry, theres a new champ

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Toddowen wrote:
Worst sequel ever
Well....let's count 'em.

There was Innocent Bystander, followed by IB, and then there was Annie in NM, and after that Imangie Blue....etc, etc, etc.....


Take your pick.
My choice would be: "Toddowen: Finally Dead."
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