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MACE??
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:32 pm
by ChargerMike
Tornado rips through Iowa
"killing a man in a mobile home southeast of town." 
Check in Bro.
http://www.kcrg.com/news/local/2633956.html
OBTW..were any sheep lost?
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:49 pm
by Derron
My same thought when I saw that on Yahoo this morning.
Mace may have been throwing some of those degenerates he watches over out as offereings for the tornado gods.
Or he went to the shower rod as the sheep herds were launched into orbit.
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:09 pm
by Atomic Punk
Are ewe suggesting no sheep have been sexually assaulted in the last 24??? Perfect alibi when considering Mother Nature and her wild side.
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:12 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Mace, I am glad to hear your safe.
This is an A.P. photo taken just moments after events calmed down...and although the flock appears to be calming down, that frisky little one in the front seems as though she might'a jus' got "pulled off'a the fence"...if ya' know what I mean! :wink:
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:18 pm
by Atomic Punk
Well I hope you are ass deep in lambskin condoms because I smell.... LAWSUIT!
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:12 am
by Risa
Jay in Phoenix wrote:Mace, I am glad to hear your safe.
This is an A.P. photo taken just moments after events calmed down...and although the flock appears to be calming down, that frisky little one in the front seems as though she might'a jus' got "pulled off'a the fence"...if ya' know what I mean! :wink:
are you sure that's a female, Jay?* :?
*well, maybe it is... that's a muzzle
instead, right? oh well...
anyway, they're all so cute and adorable,
with their little blue dye, and their little curly
coats, and their itty bitty perfect little horns...
they're all going off to die, aren't they? :(
i want a little bitty bunny lamb.
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:03 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
are you sure that's a female, Jay?*
*well, maybe it is... that's a muzzle
instead, right? oh well...
Remember, we're talking about "MACE's" sheep here....their gender
is simply....ummm...optional!
anyway, they're all so cute and adorable,
with their little blue dye, and their little curly
coats, and their itty bitty perfect little horns...
they're all going off to die, aren't they?
i want a little bitty bunny lamb.
Death...such an abstract term. Think of it more as if they're going
off to HappyFunCamp for the shearing impaired. :wink:
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:27 pm
by PSUFAN
they're all going off to die, aren't they?
go long.
longer.
longer.
keep going.
Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:15 pm
by Mikey
I always heard there were a lot of "bluehairs" in Iowa.