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In order to get banned over here

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:03 am
by lk_pick1
What's it take, other than living in the current century?

Re: In order to get banned over here

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:12 am
by ChargerMike
lk_pick1 wrote:What's it take, other than living in the current century?

...you'll probably get "run" by Poptart first!

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:14 am
by General Peters
Just say "I will NOT vote for Hillary Clinton in '08!"

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:44 am
by jtr
probably just have to find psufan's first teacher he had a crush on and post a pic of him.

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:49 am
by Risa
General Peters wrote:Just say "I will NOT vote for Hillary Clinton in '08!"
My fantasy involves a Clinton/McCain ticket.

I just want to watch the implosions such a
union would generate.

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:13 am
by lk_pick1
Why did Teaching Ms. Tingle pop in my head?

Oh wait, I'm over here with the Tom Cruise Fanatics.

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:21 am
by Y2K
All those things 88 rambled about and

Showing us your tits.

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:24 am
by XXXL
Seeking a leadfootaholics group for members among us who fight the daily urge to put the pedal to the metal...

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:29 am
by lk_pick1
I like the "crack whore"


Can you tell that I'm bored?

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:59 am
by RadioFan
lk_pick1 wrote:Can you tell that I'm bored?
As if you weren't.

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:58 am
by Mikey
Y2K wrote:
Showing us your tits.
As long as the thread title is bracketed by [G]...[G] I don't think it would be grounds...

Re: In order to get banned over here

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:25 pm
by Funkywhiteboy
88 wrote:In all seriousness, to get banned here, you have to:

1. Post personal information;
2. Spam the board after being asked not to do it;
3. Blow a goat;
4. Refuse to post pics of your tits; or
5. Have purchased more than 1 Rush album in your lifetime.
I own all the Rush studio albums.
Don't I have to do all 5 items on that list?
I've got to get goin'! :lol:

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:32 pm
by Risa
Mikey wrote:
Y2K wrote:
Showing us your tits.
As long as the thread title is bracketed by [G]...[G] I don't think it would be grounds...
When did you turn gay? :(

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:42 pm
by Jerkovich
Risa wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Y2K wrote:
Showing us your tits.
As long as the thread title is bracketed by [G]...[G] I don't think it would be grounds...
When did you turn gay? :(
Turned gay?

He was born that way, at Mt. Brokeback hospital.

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:48 pm
by Risa
Jerkovich wrote:Turned gay?

He was born that way, at Mt. Brokeback hospital.
So you don't believe that anyone can be 'turned' gay,
or 'confused' into thinking they want to play for the
other team?

If Jamie Bamber massaged your balls, while
Lexington Steele sucked your dick with his dick
between the arch of your feet....

would you never be able to get it up?


If they did it repeatedly, would you always
remain flaccid?



If you came, would you never want to come again?

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 4:49 pm
by Risa
and i think we should see Lana Kay's tits.

But that's up to her. She can always do like the girls of Trolltrain, and just do some extensive suggestive nipple peakage.

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:44 pm
by lk_pick1
Showing my boobs would most DEFINITELY get me banned from all message boards, for life. Trust me on this one. My waist is a 38 DD.

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:50 pm
by jtr
lk_pick1 wrote:Showing my boobs would most DEFINITELY get me banned from all message boards, for life. Trust me on this one. My waist is a 38 DD.
What's wrong with that?

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:05 pm
by lk_pick1
jtr wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:Showing my boobs would most DEFINITELY get me banned from all message boards, for life. Trust me on this one. My waist is a 38 DD.
What's wrong with that?
Its bad, dude, I'm old.

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:06 pm
by Van
Jess, please, pay attention. "She" said her waist is 38 DD, meaning her tits are doing the Playboy Grandma thing...

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:07 pm
by jtr
So she's hanging with the kids at the pool? like this http://www.collini.com/Lift1.jpg

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:18 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Risa wrote: So you don't believe that anyone can be 'turned' gay...
It's possible that a normal hetero guy who's seen that [shudder] pic [/shudder] of your rancid flab
would have the urge to go out and suck a dick.

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:42 pm
by Risa
Martyred wrote:
Risa wrote: So you don't believe that anyone can be 'turned' gay...
It's possible that a normal hetero guy who's seen that [shudder] pic [/shudder] of your rancid flab
would have the urge to go out and suck a dick.
You speak from experience?
or you've always been
light in the loafers?


How did it taste, the first time?

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:13 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Risa wrote:
Martyred wrote:
Risa wrote: So you don't believe that anyone can be 'turned' gay...
It's possible that a normal hetero guy who's seen that [shudder] pic [/shudder] of your rancid flab
would have the urge to go out and suck a dick.
You speak from experience?
or you've always been
light in the loafers?


How did it taste, the first time?
Humiliated much, Shamu?




'BODE Zy.

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:15 pm
by Risa
Very much so, martyred.

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 7:18 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Risa wrote:Very much so, martyred.
Oh my God. What have I done? I've become everthing I detest on these message boards.
A sniping, cowardly, venom-spewing hater that has lost touch with humanity.

I am so sorry Annie.

Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:35 pm
by jtr
just follow my examples and you'll be banned in no time.

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:15 am
by lk_pick1
Is that you in your latest acting gig in your avatar?

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:18 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
lk_pick1 wrote:Is that you in your latest acting gig in your avatar?
ZING!

Nice one, Lana.

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:20 am
by jtr
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:42 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
jtr wrote:sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Somewhere, Fatsak is brushing his hand across the empty side of the bed.

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:43 am
by lk_pick1
I"m getting used to being called Lana today, rather than my name. God love my lazy family.

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:15 am
by ADAM
Where's the tits already dammit!

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:44 am
by lk_pick1
Right above my belly button, that's where they are.

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:33 pm
by ElvisMonster
Martyred wrote:
jtr wrote:sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Somewhere, Fatsak is brushing his hand across the empty side of the bed.
:lol:

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:36 pm
by PSUFAN
TheArtist sent me this.

Image

I'm getting scared now.

Re: In order to get banned over here

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:38 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
88 wrote:In all seriousness, to get banned here, you have to:

. . .

5. Have purchased more than 1 Rush album in your lifetime.
Ruh roh. :shock:

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:54 pm
by Risa
ElvisMonster wrote:
Martyred wrote:
jtr wrote:sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Somewhere, Fatsak is brushing his hand across the empty side of the bed.
:lol:
I thought all he had to do was rub his ass........
nevermind.

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