BBQ Season is Here!!

Jack · Post by **Jack** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:19 pm

(This could aslo be titled.. crap from my email..)

Barbecue Season Is Coming!

After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up to
summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your
memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the
only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is
an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the

following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in

hand.

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell

the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine.....

8 ) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:27 pm

mine is 365 and 366 on leap year !

what I want is a fully stocked outdoor
kitchen on my lanai--
so I won't have to go inside to get
another Beast Light !

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:29 pm

Wolfman wrote: on my lanai--

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:32 pm

I wouldn't trust the woman with any of those tasks.

ElvisMonster · Post by **ElvisMonster** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:59 pm

MORE PICTURES OF PIGGY!!

WAR The Packer Bar! OoT!!!

DMike316 · Post by **DMike316** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:04 pm

BBQ'ing?

Nah, we are too busy vacuuming.

Sin,
T1B guys

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:13 pm

DMike316 wrote:BBQ'ing?

Nah, we are too busy vacuuming.

Sin,
T1B guys

Speak for yourself. I don't use the vacuum, I just buy it and judge the results. That's why I have time to bbq.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:30 pm

I refinished the kitchen floors AND issued pork steaks from the grill.

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:33 pm

BBQ season never ever ends.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 5:40 pm

PrimeX wrote:BBQ season never ever ends.

RACK Florida

Moorese · Post by **Moorese** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:43 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:No one on earth can touch my wings. Ask my father-in-law.

Freaky.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:46 pm

Cicero wrote:
PrimeX wrote:BBQ season never ever ends.

RACK Florida

And central coast Cali

UCant#2 · Post by **UCant#2** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:01 pm

e wrote:grilling in the snow is great.

Word.

Unrack all you pussies who've never braved blizzard conditions to fire up a steak or 2.

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:03 pm

UCant#2 wrote:Unrack all you pussies who've never braved blizzard conditions to fire up a steak or 2.

Wouldn't this level of pussiness depend on whether one is ever exposed to blizzard conditions?

A friend wants to know.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:16 pm

I'll fire the Weber up in the rain, during the occasional rain we have here.
I've even been known to cook after dark.

Can't remember the last blizzard, though.

Jerkovich · Post by **Jerkovich** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:17 pm

Mikey wrote:I'll fire the Weber up in the rain, during the occasional rain we have here.
I've even been known to cook after dark.

Can't remember the last blizzard, though.

The run to dairy queen?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:17 pm

Jerkovich wrote:
Mikey wrote:I'll fire the Weber up in the rain, during the occasional rain we have here.
I've even been known to cook after dark.

Can't remember the last blizzard, though.
The run to dairy queen?

I think that would require a capital "B".

:wink:

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:22 pm

Mikey wrote:I'll fire the Weber up in the rain

Oooooohhhh....perish the thought.

Blizzards -- those are either those ice cream things at DQ, or those weather things they have in the mountains, right?

I mean, nobody is stupid enough to actually live anywhere that's actually at risk of having blizzards, right?

UCant#2 · Post by **UCant#2** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:35 pm

Dinsdale wrote:A friend wants to know.

You can tell Paul Allen that if he's bbq'ed at the top of Mount St Helens... sans a grill, he's in the clear. I guess.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:59 pm

Sudden Sam wrote:
Moorese wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:No one on earth can touch my wings. Ask my father-in-law.
Freaky.

I'm still laughing...

What’s so special about your wings?

Dinsdale · Post by **Dinsdale** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:01 pm

Goober McTuber wrote: What’s so special about your wings?

It's not so much his wings themselves, per se, but the wind beneath them that really sets them apart from the crowd...something about a gaseous father-in-law, or something...

Try and keep up. Sheesh.

Shoalzie · Post by **Shoalzie** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:43 pm

PrimeX wrote:BBQ season never ever ends.

True dat...I grill out in a snow storm if I'm in the mood for a steak or a burger during the winter.