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(!) What happened to Madonna's face? (!)
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:18 am
by Risa
from
Lohan Looks To Kabbalah To Shed Party Girl Image
she just looks all weird, now. not Donatella Versace weird,
but just... weird. plastic surgery is not her friend :( she just
should have allowed herself to grow old gracefully.
Lourdes is beautiful. she'll probably be the nun her mom only
pretended to be while bumping her crotch in the 80s.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 1:27 am
by The Assassin
i'll be seeing her in person April 30. I'll let you know whats wrong with her face.
Besides old age of course.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:12 am
by PSUFAN
She's 40fucking7.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:30 am
by Cicero
Never been a fan.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:54 am
by tough love
Funny Madonna News Story:
First the news piece showed Madonna gyrating on stage at some award show like a possessed teenaged voodoo skank, then the story moved on to talk about the painful hernia surgery that the pig needed done to repair the damage she caused herself while performing her freakish display.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 12:34 pm
by BSmack
Peter: Could there be anyone stupider than me?
(Long pause)
Brian: Madonna.
Peter: Oh yeah, she's pretty stupid. That's something we can all agree on. Right?
Brian: Absolutely. Francis?
Francis: Oh major idiot. Major idiot.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:58 pm
by Dinsdale
Well, in the interest of fairness, Risa --
What the fuck happened to YOUR face?
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:12 pm
by Uncle Fester
Dude looks like a lady.
Kind of, anyway.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:34 pm
by 4 king guy
She looks different in almost every pic...
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:56 pm
by quacker backer
why the !!!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:56 pm
by quacker backer
why the !!!!!
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:26 pm
by OCmike
Because in the pic above she's showing her tits and playing with her pussy. Try to keep up.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:26 pm
by lk_pick1
You are all worshippers of satan.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:29 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
lk_pick1 wrote:Even on her worst day, Madonna is 100x better looking than I ever was, am or could ever hope to be.
ftfy
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:33 pm
by lk_pick1
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:lk_pick1 wrote:Even on her worst day, Madonna is 100x better looking than I ever was, am or could ever hope to be.
ftfy
Without a doubt.
For those of those with some memory left, I miss your Calvin Av.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:34 pm
by OCmike
lk_pick1 wrote:Seriously, men look at me and gag. I really put the "pig" in epiglottis.
Re: (!) What happened to Madonna's face? (!)
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:27 pm
by General Peters
Risa wrote:
I just spanked to that damn pic.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:53 pm
by Risa
Dinsdale wrote:Well, in the interest of fairness, Risa --
What the fuck happened to YOUR face?
I was born this way.
But Madonna wasn't.
And all you stupid fucks trying to talk shit about Lana :roll: whatever.
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:35 am
by The Whistle Is Screaming
lk_pick1 wrote:The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:lk_pick1 wrote:Even on her worst day, Madonna is 100x better looking than I ever was, am or could ever hope to be.
ftfy
Without a doubt.
For those of those with some memory left, I miss your Calvin Av.
For keeping it real and not going psycho bitch, here you go lk ...
One of them isn't working :cry:
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:56 am
by Shoalzie
BSmack wrote:
Peter: Could there be anyone stupider than me?
(Long pause)
Brian: Madonna.
Peter: Oh yeah, she's pretty stupid. That's something we can all agree on. Right?
Brian: Absolutely. Francis?
Francis: Oh major idiot. Major idiot.
RACK...that episode was on this past Sunday. The Church of the Fonz...
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:00 am
by patsy stone
Shoalzie wrote:BSmack wrote:
Peter: Could there be anyone stupider than me?
(Long pause)
Brian: Madonna.
Peter: Oh yeah, she's pretty stupid. That's something we can all agree on. Right?
Brian: Absolutely. Francis?
Francis: Oh major idiot. Major idiot.
RACK...that episode was on this past Sunday. The Church of the Fonz...
RACK
every episode and
every Family Guy reference.
"WHOA...HO...HOHO...WHOA....HOLY FREAKIN' GOD...."
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:50 pm
by indyfrisco
Risa wrote:I was born this way.
But Madonna wasn't.
Prolly why she has a career still and you're...well, you.
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:39 am
by BBMarley
patsy stone wrote:Shoalzie wrote:BSmack wrote:
Peter: Could there be anyone stupider than me?
(Long pause)
Brian: Madonna.
Peter: Oh yeah, she's pretty stupid. That's something we can all agree on. Right?
Brian: Absolutely. Francis?
Francis: Oh major idiot. Major idiot.
RACK...that episode was on this past Sunday. The Church of the Fonz...
RACK
every episode and
every Family Guy reference.
"WHOA...HO...HOHO...WHOA....HOLY FREAKIN' GOD...."
You can spend money on fake moustaches can't ya? How much did that cost?
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:41 am
by patsy stone
BBMarley wrote:patsy stone wrote:Shoalzie wrote:
RACK...that episode was on this past Sunday. The Church of the Fonz...
RACK
every episode and
every Family Guy reference.
"WHOA...HO...HOHO...WHOA....HOLY FREAKIN' GOD...."
You can spend money on fake moustaches can't ya? How much did that cost?
"Mornin'"
"Good day sir..."
Don't get me started. I laugh hysterically just thinking about that episode. My brother calls me at work to ask where his money is! I can't take it...
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:39 am
by XXXL
Like a virgin.......
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:31 am
by Risa
IndyFrisco wrote:Risa wrote:I was born this way.
But Madonna wasn't.
Prolly why she has a career still and you're...well, you.
me, i'm only trying to grow out my fro to that length
you have no idea. maybe if i could find someone willing
to braid it into tiny (cuz that's all there is to work with, even
no) braids.... it would take a very, very, very long time,
but maybe it would grow then. and then i could go
cynthia mckinney and comb em out in about a couple
months, and voila.. have something to work with fro wise.