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So I'm reading the obituaries today...
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:41 pm
by chargerfan
And I come accross this girl I used to date before the current wife. Even though I haven't seen her in about 10 years it still really hit me. That's the first chick that I know of that I laid wood to that's taken the dirt nap. I'm not very old I'm only 37 and she was just a few months away from her 34th birthday. We were pretty young when we dated it was on and off thing for a few years. Even split up me and the current wife for a few months when we first started dating cause I wanted to see if it would work between us but we were too young for something that serious. I see there's a viewing for her tommorow but don't think I should go. It has been a long time. Plus the memories I have of her was as a hot piece of ass, don't know what age did to her so I don't think I want to ruin the memory. How many of you have ex's that are in the ground? I'm sure as I get older I'll see more and more but was feeling kind of weird because that was the first.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:56 pm
by Biggie
Archive.
![Image](http://archives.cnn.com/2001/LAW/02/09/simpson.altercation.02/story.oj.simpson.02.09.jpg)
hmmmmm
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:58 pm
by 1smoothG
True dat.
Sin,
1SmoothBTK
Re: So I'm reading the obituaries today...
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:05 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
chargerfan wrote:And I come accross this girl I used to date before the current wife. Even though I haven't seen her in about 10 years it still really hit me. That's the first chick that I know of that I laid wood to that's taken the dirt nap. I'm not very old I'm only 37 and she was just a few months away from her 34th birthday. We were pretty young when we dated it was on and off thing for a few years. Even split up me and the current wife for a few months when we first started dating cause I wanted to see if it would work between us but we were too young for something that serious. I see there's a viewing for her tommorow but don't think I should go. It has been a long time. Plus the memories I have of her was as a hot piece of ass, don't know what age did to her so I don't think I want to ruin the memory. How many of you have ex's that are in the ground? I'm sure as I get older I'll see more and more but was feeling kind of weird because that was the first.
So...what's the problem?
-Ed Gein
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:13 pm
by Some Damn Retard
Did she leave you anything?
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:14 pm
by ChargerMike
...just pray she didn't die of a STD.
![Shocked :shock:](./images/smilies/icon_eek.gif)
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:15 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Some Damn Retard wrote:Did she leave you anything?
She left him Herpes ...
... the gift that keeps on giving.
Re: So I'm reading the obituaries today...
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:15 pm
by Goober McTuber
chargerfan wrote:And I come accross this girl I used to date before the current wife. Even though I haven't seen her in about 10 years it still really hit me. That's the first chick that I know of that I laid wood to that's taken the dirt nap. I'm not very old I'm only 37 and she was just a few months away from her 34th birthday. We were pretty young when we dated it was on and off thing for a few years. Even split up me and the current wife for a few months when we first started dating cause I wanted to see if it would work between us but we were too young for something that serious. I see there's a viewing for her tommorow but don't think I should go. It has been a long time. Plus the memories I have of her was as a hot piece of ass, don't know what age did to her so I don't think I want to ruin the memory. How many of you have ex's that are in the ground? I'm sure as I get older I'll see more and more but was feeling kind of weird because that was the first.
chargerfan,
Bunch of insensitive motherfuckers in here, huh? So I understand this is the first chick you had sex with that died. How many of the guys have kicked?
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:23 pm
by PrimeX
There might be refreshments at the viewing. You should probably go.
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 7:29 pm
by GrizBearStare
Just don't knock the casket over
sin,
PS - Did she die mid-backstroke?
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:10 pm
by tough love
CMike Wrote:
don't know what age did to her
Here's a clue. :wink:
So I'm reading the obituaries today
Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:12 pm
by Rooster
RACK W. Cohen. :D
Rooster
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:47 pm
by Cuda
RACK! Biggie is a givenm
... so is RACK! tough love, btw
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:27 pm
by L45B
GrizBearStare wrote:PS - Did she die mid-backstroke?
Julie Dwyer?
Re: So I'm reading the obituaries today...
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:00 am
by chargerfan
Goober McTuber wrote:
So I understand this is the first chick you had sex with that died. How many of the guys have kicked?
I said was the first chick I know of I fucked that has died not the first chick I ever fucked. To answer the second part of your question your still alive aren't you?
Oh yea Rack the Clerks reference I would have thought less of this board if nobody brought that up.
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:10 am
by 4 king guy
Go to the wake and leave a sign in the coffin..
Chargerfan was here!!
... leave it in the appropriate place!!
When you meet everyone in line tell them details of your sexual exploits with the recently departed....
It's good for the healing process!!
:wink:
Re: So I'm reading the obituaries today...
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:38 pm
by Goober McTuber
chargerfan wrote:Goober McTuber wrote:
So I understand this is the first chick you had sex with that died. How many of the guys have kicked?
I said was the first chick I know of I fucked that has died not the first chick I ever fucked.
I said, ”So I understand this is the first chick you had sex with that died.”
Not, ”So I understand that the first chick you had sex with died.”
English comprehension much, faggot?
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:07 pm
by Wolfman
I didn't think anyone read to obits
till they were maybe 40 ??
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:52 pm
by Dinsdale
I read the obits religiously.
I mean, how else can you keep the White Pages up-to-date?
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:09 pm
by BSmack
PrimeX wrote:There might be refreshments at the viewing. You should probably go.
No, the refreshments are always after the funeral. If you don't go to the funeral, you get totaly gyped in the refreshments.
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:19 pm
by Mike the Lab Rat
When someone asks "And how did you know her?"
Answer "Biblically."
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:10 am
by Funkywhiteboy
OJ= amateur.
Sin, Rae Carruth :twisted:
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:21 pm
by Wolfman
"Bibically"
^^^^^^
rolling my eyes !