T1B

1) RadioFan
2) 88ShowerCurtainFan
3) Uncle Fester
4) Yinsdale
5) Degenerate

In no particular order

Lefty
TWIS
Killian
Indy
Skull

Toddowen, I'm sorry for your loss(es).

PSUFAN wrote:Toddowen, I'm sorry for your loss(es).

his list sucks...

Toddcreep wrote:.....Been done too many times on this board and it's a sort of a shame to see an adminstrator resorting to such an easy draw for views and post.

but he's right on this, though, man.

What? No love for Luther? Somebody needs to pay for that.

I still miss Catfish.

Porgy is someone you all wish you had read.

Lab Rat is a logical buzzsaw.

Mace is one of the few Republicans I can actualy find common ground with.

There's five.

All of the people who regularly post in the golf forum. That's about 5. OK, maybe a few more.

The rest of you suck.

Dinsdale (Golf)
Qbert (Golf)
BtH (CFB)
Lefty (CFB)
1SmoothG (Main)

Everyone has their moments.

Except m2. He just sucks all the time.

The whole music forum gang pretty much pwn.

I forgot to give the love to the CFB people. That forum is such a good read, I rarely pollute it with my posts.

And that's saying something...

The secret CFB Fantasy Baseball Forum is also a good read during the spring draft.

Especially when it's time for 8 of us to draft Carlos Beltran. That's pretty much always $$$.

I just picked up Beltran off the waiver wire.

Oh, and also --

If your list doesn't include Moorese, you're a fucking idiot.

I don't want to pick favorites, but I have a lot of them.

More 5 fave reads:

-the post where Toddowen's wife half-tearfully announces that she mopped his brains up off of the bathroom floor
-"I retire" from Risa
-"props to the Victors" by babs
-"I think I understood that" - sincerely, EpicanthicMonster
-"A board needs its tards" from Luther

Vastly underrated poster: Donovan.

[dinsdale's favorite piece of smack]This guy has forgotten more in the past 5 minutes about good bands and computer problems than the rest of us will know in a lifetime[/dinsdale's favorite piece of smack].

willie mcgee

war "i retire from this shithole"

My top 5 posters:

1. Get Fucked
2. DonkeyPunch
3. Bored to Fucking Death
4. Roger_the_meltdown
5. UnfrozenCavemanTroll

Best Screen name ever -- Mommy Drinks Because You Cry.

Dead Cat's Paw Tied To Wo was from so far out in left field, I had to laugh.

Interestingly, 3 of my five favorite reads have posted in this thread.......

go figure.......

Luther
mvscal
BSmack
Truman in K.C.
RJ
MrBushice
Ang
Cueball and Chowd for their witching
Tom in Va.
Das Choads..whatever happend to DC?
JHawkBCD
OCMike
Felix

All time:

Euro
Moorese
Catfish
Biggie
Filthy

Current:

Moorese
Euro
Bace
Dins
Prime X

Luther
Uncle Fester
Goober
BSmack
dinsdale

There's also folks who I find entertaining, even if I disagree with 'em:
Diogenes (no, I'm not kidding...)
mvscal

The posters I miss in general, even if they never posted here:
Jon the Chowd
Maldoror, The Vainglorious One
Bitter Pat (I still use his "bloody handbag" line in my classes)
porgy
bt/theArtist

As others have hinted, different boards provide different answers. On the whole, I'll go with the following:

B_Smack
Dins
Van
velocet
MtLR

Honorable mention to:

Mikey
Bace
Luther
Uncle Fester
Nish (seems like he's holding something back at T1B)
And I'm sure I'm forgetting a few others.

Posters I miss:

Dr Bob
Index
DMA
Lawman
Also probably a few others I've forgotten.

Forgot about Dr Bob. There's a true All Timer...

Van wrote:Forgot about Dr Bob. There's a true All Timer...

His 1-888-MANSEED thread was the single funniest all-time to ever grace these boards, imho.

Dr Bob was Euro/Moorese/Catfish good...consistently.

Short life span on the boards though, unfortunately.

Just 5?

Fuck that noise.



Everyone here has made me laugh at one time or another, except for a few select tards-namely JTR, m2, Terry in Crapchester, and Diogenes.


RACK the whole bunch of you.


UNRACK the goof troop of sigmoid slurping shitknot assassins I just named who are fucking useless.

Moorese (wherever) - his post on Reggie Bush post Rose Bowl had me in tears.
88
BtH
Jimmy Meds
Lefty

Outside of Moorese, all of those are from the CFB forum. Those others always have good takes. There are others that I read, but purely for the unintentional humor.

Actually, pretty much the entire CFB forum.

I just got Carloos Belltrann.

You know, I'm in a pretty good mood today, considering I'm jet lagged and have a decent cold. I was in the basement for 3 months, and came back with the travel thread.

I haven't even used my scroll wheel yet. My favorite reads? I've named them before and it is still a good list. Now if I've told you that you suck, then probably you still do.

If you took this board and divided it by how you voted in the last Presidential election, you will see a trend. I like the funny stuff and try to bring the funny. I'm a conservative republican, but for the most part republicans just aren't funny. I started to think who were some of the funniest posters here and they were standing on the other side of the street, wearing birkenstocks and holding Hillary signs.

But old republicans still have some funny traits though. They can typically out drink, eat more chicken wings, watch hour after hour of Nascar without getting up to piss. A good nascar fan will never leave the sofa if there is a beer commercial coming up. I think republicans could beat up a higher percentage of dems, in my opinion. Not many dems drive Ford trucks, and not many republicans drive a beemer, hummer or one of those socialist/commie hybrid cars either.

Rip City

Luther wrote:But old republicans still have some funny traits though. They can typically eat more chicken wings

Your thoughts, Mr DMike316?


Speaking of people who should be getting their props in this thread...

Raydah James wrote:Diogenes.

Yeah, fuck this Happy, Shiney bullshit.

Here's my bottom 5 humorless twits

Dio
Dio
Dio
Dio
Dio

This fucking tard is the epitomy of "doesn't get it," yet is always the quickest to give himelf mad props. Biggest fucking tard here, or certainly amongst them. Guy comes to a board that emphasises humor, has no sense of humor whatsoever, and tries to bad-mouth the sense of humor of others. A true fucking tard.

Screw this Happy Shiney crap.

Interesting Luth. This is about favorites, but if you want to talk funniest, I'll go with the very liberal Moreese. He's top 2. The other top funniest happens to be a hella witty Republican. I won't say who it is, since he doesn't advertise it.

Wolfman has to be given a nod. I look forward to each and every post about when he grew up in upstate NY. In fact, when I'm scrolling down and I see the name "wolfman" appear, I immediately stop, go grab another cup of coffee, come back, lean back in my chair, put my feet up, rest the mouse on top of my conveniently arched gut, scroll ever so slightly, and let the man entertain me with his brilliant anecdotes.

trev wrote:Interesting Luth. This is about favorites, but if you want to talk funniest, I'll go with the very liberal Moreese. He's top 2. The other top funniest happens to be a hella witty Republican. I won't say who it is, since he doesn't advertise it.

..watcha talkin bout Trev, I've always touted myself as a witty Republican. :wink:

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Wolfman has to be given a nod. I look forward to each and every post about when he grew up in upstate NY. In fact, when I'm scrolling down and I see the name "wolfman" appear, I immediately stop, go grab another cup of coffee, come back, lean back in my chair, rest the mouse on top of my conveniently arched gut, scroll ever so slightly, and let the man entertain me with his brilliant anecdotes.

...concur, Wolfman being an educator rarely wastes words. You can take his stuff to the bank. Put Mike the Lab Rat in the same catagory.

...whiff...

Dinsdale wrote:

Luther wrote:eat more chicken wings

Your thoughts, Mr DMike316?

Shit, I'm still trying to forget. Something tells me I'll never be able to enjoy chicken wings like I once did.

Thanks for nothing, wing eating retard.

Pssssstttt...Charger Mike.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Wolfman has to be given a nod. I look forward to each and every post about when he grew up in upstate NY. In fact, when I'm scrolling down and I see the name "wolfman" appear, I immediately stop, go grab another cup of coffee, come back, lean back in my chair, put my feet up, rest the mouse on top of my conveniently arched gut, scroll ever so slightly, and let the man entertain me with his brilliant anecdotes.