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(!) charlie sheen - RACK HIM AND LEARN (!)
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:41 pm
by adam-$300
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0421061sheen1.html
In a searing court attack on Charlie Sheen, actress Denise Richards alleges that her estranged husband is unstable, violent, addicted to gambling and prostitutes, and visits pornographic web sites featuring young men and girls who appear underage. In a remarkable sworn declaration (a copy of which you'll find below) filed today in Los Angeles Superior Court, Richards also charges that Sheen, 40, assaulted her and threatened her life during a December 30 incident at the actress's Los Angeles home. Richards claims that an enraged Sheen--who was over for a visit with the couple's two children--told her she was "fucking with the wrong guy" and called her a series of vulgar names in front of the children. The actor, Richards said, then shoved her to the ground and screamed, "I hope you f--king die, bitch." As Richards, 35, tells it, Sheen was angry because she had told her divorce attorney about discovering details of Sheen's porn-surfing practices. Richards's declaration, filed in support of her request for a restraining order against Sheen, contends that Sheen "belonged" to "disturbing" sites "which promoted very young girls, who looked underage to me with pigtails, braces, and no pubic hair performing oral sex with each other." Other sites visited by Sheen, Richards alleges, involved "gay pornography also involving very young men who also did not look like adults." Richards claims that she also discovered that Sheen "belonged to several sex search type sites" on which he "looked for women to have sex with." His online profile, Richards adds, included a photo of "his erect penis." The Richards evisceration also portrays Sheen as a lousy father who urged her to abort their first child. And, when she was about to give birth to their second child via a C-section, Sheen's attention was "diverted to his pager for the results of his betting."
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:14 pm
by WolverineSteve
atta boy.
Re: charlie sheen - RACK HIM AND LEARN
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 10:49 pm
by Cicatrix
adam-$300 wrote:
Sheen "belonged" to "disturbing" sites "which promoted very young girls, who looked underage to me with pigtails, braces, and no pubic hair performing oral sex with each other."
Link?
Re: charlie sheen - RACK HIM AND LEARN
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:03 pm
by Risa
Cicatrix wrote:adam-$300 wrote:
Sheen "belonged" to "disturbing" sites "which promoted very young girls, who looked underage to me with pigtails, braces, and no pubic hair performing oral sex with each other."
Link?
If Denise Richards is trying to make herself appear
naive... it's working.
and then one just has to flash back to certain scenes of
'Wild Things'......... aw, yeah
Denise has to come up with better than this.
Re: charlie sheen - RACK HIM AND LEARN
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 4:01 pm
by Sirfindafold
adam-$300 wrote:RACK HIM AND LEARN
Other sites visited by Sheen, Richards alleges, involved "gay pornography also involving very young men who also did not look like adults."
No thanks. Fag.
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:04 pm
by Diogenes
Jeri Ryan, your thoughts?
I do like the quote Sheen gave when asked when someone as popular, wealthy, etc as him would pay for sex....
You don't pay them to sleep with you- you pay them to go away afterwards.
Re: charlie sheen - RACK HIM AND LEARN
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 5:45 pm
by BSmack
adam-$300 wrote:His online profile, Richards adds, included a photo of "his erect penis."
Link?
sin
Irie You Know Who
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:51 pm
by mothster
that line was hardly sheen's doin
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:55 pm
by 4 king guy
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:00 pm
by Diogenes
So who did he steal it from?
Some good quotes here....
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among them is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
- PJ O'Rourke.
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 8:02 pm
by Diogenes
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:15 pm
by WhatsMyName
Fuck, could you find more MANLY pics than those thick eyebrow pics????
Shit.
I think she's hot in everything BUT those photos.
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:18 pm
by Jerkovich
OK OK...I get it. She's a green eyed vixen.
QUIT TORTURING ME!!!!
alright...don't
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:19 pm
by WhatsMyName
"Vixon"?
Fuck, is this board fucking dumb.
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:25 pm
by Mikey
WhatsMyName wrote:
Fuck, could you find more MANLY pics than those thick eyebrow pics????
Shit.
I think she's hot in everything BUT those photos.
RACK
Man, that bitch is BUTT UGLY. If it weren't for her name you'd think she was a man.
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Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 10:58 pm
by 4 king guy
WhatsMyName wrote:
Fuck, could you find more MANLY pics than those thick eyebrow pics????
Shit.
I think she's hot in everything BUT those photos.
WOW!! I never noticed her BIG Bushy Eyebrows...GOD and god ..
I would have to kick her out of bed and go find a couple of prostitutes or whack off to some other chick on the web after seeing those caterpillars!!
I guess Charlie Sheen got it right by looking for underage boys and girls, instead of loving this BIG EYE BROWED FREAK!!
So how can you be so wise about avoiding Killer eyebrows but still don't know what your own name is??
Posted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 11:17 pm
by smackaholic
one thing I don't get. this twat who couldhave her pic of men chooses a the poster boy for whore mongering bastards. makes a few kids with him, then, blows a gasket when she discovers that he's still a whore mongering bastard.
that's one reeeel stewpid vixon, right there.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 11:51 am
by Jack
smackaholic wrote:one thing I don't get. this twat who couldhave her pic of men chooses a the poster boy for whore mongering bastards. makes a few kids with him, then, blows a gasket when she discovers that he's still a whore mongering bastard.
that's one reeeel stewpid vixon, right there.
and how much do you think she will get in the divorce settlement???
His "whore mongering persona" along with responsibility for the kids...
She will hit the lottery!!
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 3:33 pm
by Jerkovich
WhatsMyName wrote:"Vixon"?
Fuck, is this board fucking dumb.
OK, ken-o bitch, I was drunk....so what?
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 6:29 pm
by PSUFAN
Sheen's an idiot for fouling things up with that woman. End Of Fucking Story.
Posted: Sun Apr 23, 2006 7:15 pm
by SunCoastSooner
PSUFAN wrote:Sheen's an idiot for fouling things up with that woman. End Of Fucking Story.
Its not as though he is some bartender or background dance. It's Charlie Fuckin' Sheen. He'll buy a piece of ass just as nice tomorrow night.
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:39 pm
by WhatsMyName
PSUFAN wrote:Sheen's an idiot for fouling things up with that woman. End Of Fucking Story.
Well, it would the case for you. Not him though.
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:02 pm
by PSUFAN
Well, it would the case for you.
Do you have anything halfway intelligible to offer here?
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 12:25 am
by WhatsMyName
Yes. It would be the case for you. Not for him though.
You go girl.
Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 6:44 am
by WhatsMyName
R-Jack wrote:WhatsMyName wrote:
Fuck, could you find more MANLY pics than those thick eyebrow pics????
Shit.
I think she's hot in everything BUT those photos.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bump this thread...but....
Holy Shit.
After making a statement like that I'm sure her eyebrows can't be any thicker than the garden covering your twitching twat.
What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm sure if you father read about you talking down a hot piece of ass because of her eyebrows, he would whip out a 357 and shoot himself in the dick knowing the type of brain dead bitch his seed can produce.
Of course this is the internet. Only here could some loser sit on his ass, have the gall to critique any minute detail on Denise fucking Richards knowing the closest thing he could fuck to Denise Richards has half the body, twice the eyebrow, and may be a barnyard animal.
You know what. I don't cross-dress, but let's suggest I step into your shoes for a moment. Let's just say that yes, the non-plucked and possibly bushy eyebrows are a little much for me. What would I do then? Well first off I wouldn't cry about it like a dripping gash. If I couldn't handle Denise Richards eyebrows, I would throw an American flag over her fucking head and do it for my country. Then if I was going to discuss it with the rest of the social and sexual deviants on the internet, I would be telling you not how I was turned off by a smoking cock-puppet's eyebrows, but how I fucked the shit out of a blindfolded Denise Richards.
Be a man. Until then, Fuck you and I'm out.
Relax, Elton. It's not
my fault your strange attraction to manly features causes you to write a Tolstoy novel and melt like Frosty the snowman. Now go rub one out those eyebrows, you'll feel better.
Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 1:52 am
by WhatsMyName
R-Jack wrote:WhatsMyName wrote:Relax, Elton. It's not my fault your strange attraction to manly features causes you to write a Tolstoy novel and melt like Frosty the snowman. Now go rub one out those eyebrows, you'll feel better.
I'm the one with the strange attraction to eyebrows? You're the pansy who looks at a round ass, perfect tits, shapely legs, a flat stomach that is begging for some baby batter to slime into her belly button, and can only think eyebrows.
Just like you missed the coathanger that your mother was trying to hit paydirt with so many years ago, you missed the point. Like I said, if her eyebrows were not doing it for me, I would go and fuck everything else on her but her eyebrows. The point is only a Guy-Pod docking station like yourself would look at the whole package and think "eewww, bushy eyebrows".
So if you want to talk fetish, re-read this thread and see who brought it up in the first place. After seeing how far you missed the mark with your reply to me, try to get someone else to read it for you.
Nice of you to imply melt though. It's good to know that after so many years, it still remains the last refuge of limp-wristed seesuckers who lack the ability to string enough sentances together to form a decent response.
Keep on truckin brow boy.
Melt #2. More typewritten therapy from the conflicted, heterophobic homo. Keep it real sista!!!
Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 12:56 pm
by PSUFAN
racks for R-Jack.
"You know what. I don't cross-dress, but let's suggest I step into your shoes for a moment."
heh heh
Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 8:54 pm
by Goober McTuber
PSUFAN wrote:racks for R-Jack.
2nd. Maybe you should throw up a photo of Charlie for WhatsMyName.
