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Surgeons removed the nails with needle-nosed pliers and a drill, and the man survived with no serious lasting effects.

Having a hardware store across the street from the hospital paid off.

Another meth freak gone freaky.

My wife worked with the surgeons years ago, and we partied with them a couple of times.

She asked them about it a couple of days ago, and they were just amazed dude could have done that.

Of course, dude could still get a brain infection that would make his head bigger than Barry's, and then explode and check out. No loss there, the docs get some great pub getting published in the medical journals about Nail Head.

Them brain cutters are some smart sum bitches, but can't hold their liquor worth a damn.