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Gayest. Uniforms. Ever.
Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 11:50 pm
by WhatsMyName
Seriously.
It was bad enough they actually wore purple. Now they have to go ahead and make the team look like even bigger faggots than before with these hideous duds.
How do the Ravens manage to make purple look tough and the Vikings make it look like they're a bunch of flaming homosexuals?
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:14 am
by FloatiingHobo
Those are stylin'!
Sincerely,
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 12:23 am
by trev
I couldn't support a team who had purple in their colors.
Purple is for girls.
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:40 am
by Shoalzie
I don't know what was wrong with the old ones...whatever.
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:51 am
by Cicero
FloatiingHobo wrote:Those are stylin'!
Sincerely,
I want the Bucs to have a throw back game and bust those badboys out.
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 1:54 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
I think the old school Yuckaneers jerseys are sweet.
And as for purple being "girly", it doesn't seem to work at the pro level, but not the case for college. Northwestern and Kansas St pull it off pretty well.
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:10 pm
by BBMarley
It wasn't the pastel orange color as much as the logo that makes the Bucs old uniforms gay.
If this doesn't scream flaming queer- I don't know what does!
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:10 pm
by Tiberious
The Saints uniforms are damn terrible.
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 2:23 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
The Saints' are bad, but at least they haven't been tampered with too much.
The Panthers, Seahawks, Broncos and Titans are all pretty bad.
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:16 pm
by Degenerate
e wrote:
i hear the browns are redoing their unis. nothing like the vikes did, though. espn's page 2 said they're going back to the gray facemasks and older style jerseys.
Yes, and a less radioactive orange on the helmets, just like the old style.
They should have Jim Brown and Dante Lavelli model them at the unveiling.
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 3:19 pm
by Uncle Fester
My Packers might be in for a rough season, but at least they won't be dressed like
that:
:) :) :)
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 4:49 pm
by ChargerMike
BBMarley wrote:It wasn't the pastel orange color as much as the logo that makes the Bucs old uniforms gay.
If this doesn't scream flaming queer- I don't know what does!
...case closed!
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:23 pm
by Dumbass
%#$@^%*&^%$*$@#$&^%$@%$#@%@
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 5:46 pm
by WhatsMyName
I actually don't mind the jerseys all that much. It's so fucking god awful pants with the half & half, pseudo-Denver-wannabe stripe down the side. I'll be the first to admit our orange stripes on the Denver uni's are fucking hideous. Why do so many teams want to have that weird look like us??
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:16 pm
by Terry in Crapchester
BBMarley wrote:If this doesn't scream flaming queer- I don't know what does!
That's pretty gay, to be sure, but this isn't all that far behind:
Not exactly fear- or awe-inspiring.
Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:17 am
by Qbert
Degenerate wrote:e wrote:
i hear the browns are redoing their unis. nothing like the vikes did, though. espn's page 2 said they're going back to the gray facemasks and older style jerseys.
Yes, and a less radioactive orange on the helmets, just like the old style.
They should have Jim Brown and Dante Lavelli model them at the unveiling.
RACK the BROWNS' old school!
add the Brown Jerseys w/Orange pants as permanent Home Uni's starting in October thru' the playoffs....
the chicken shitz won't do it.
they'll wait to bring that UNI out like Homer Dame brings out the GREEN.
i call bullshit.
BROWN and ORANGE!
WAR No Helment Decal!!!
Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 7:42 pm
by quacker backer
Dumbass wrote:
%#$@^%*&^%$*$@#$&^%$@%$#@%@
hey
I resemble that!!!
Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 7:57 pm
by BSmack
Qbert wrote:add the Brown Jerseys w/Orange pants as permanent Home Uni's starting in October thru' the playoffs....
Better start that in September. 'Cause we all know that a Browns playoff appearance is like a sighting of Halley's Comet.
Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 4:28 am
by WhatsMyName
I heard the Browns are wearing their throwback "Denver's bitches" blue skid marks on their orange helmets too.
Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 3:58 am
by Truman
Somebody
please tell me that MuleFan didn't start this thread...
I'll take
irony for ∞, Alex....
WhatsMy_kName ([i]'sup, ghost[/i]?) wrote: It was bad enough they actually wore brown. Now they have to go ahead and make the team look like even bigger faggots than before with these hideous duds.
How do the Bears manage to make navy blue and orange look tough and the Broncos make it look like they're a bunch of flaming homosexuals?
FTFY
Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 6:43 pm
by ChargerMike
^^^^^^ BWAHAHAHAHHAHA...........RAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 9:35 pm
by WhatsMyName
I'll rack it too. Racks are given away here as indiscriminantly as Truman's mother doled out her bearded clam back when her tits weren't outsourced by the government as freelance street sweepers.
Pretty soon, with all this needless whoring out of Racks, their value will start to go down with inflation, making them worth no more than a simple "nice post, d00d!" You know what though? I'm going to pull a ChargerMike on yo' ass and rack everybody that can write an equally mundane post as Truwoman's, but only under the stipulation they can speak English and count to 6.
Now as for the actual post itself, not much really needs to be said in rebuttal. Jeopardy resets are about as creative as the Jump to Conclusions mat. Pretty soon you'll hit me with one of BSmack's humorless quips and finish me off with a devastating "BWAHAHAHAHA!"
Posted: Wed May 03, 2006 10:56 pm
by ChargerMike
WhatsMyName wrote:I'll rack it too. Racks are given away here as indiscriminantly as Truman's mother doled out her bearded clam back when her tits weren't outsourced by the government as freelance street sweepers.
Pretty soon, with all this needless whoring out of Racks, their value will start to go down with inflation, making them worth no more than a simple "nice post, d00d!" You know what though? I'm going to pull a ChargerMike on yo' ass and rack everybody that can write an equally mundane post as Truwoman's, but only under the stipulation they can speak English and count to 6.
Now as for the actual post itself, not much really needs to be said in rebuttal. Jeopardy resets are about as creative as the Jump to Conclusions mat. Pretty soon you'll hit me with one of BSmack's humorless quips and finish me off with a devastating "BWAHAHAHAHA!"
^^^^^^RAAAAAAAAACK :wink:
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 3:00 pm
by WhatsMyName
Pipe down, Fats.
Posted: Sun May 07, 2006 5:06 pm
by RockyMountainWayz
How Bout them Purple Peis Eaters!
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:48 am
by Dumbass
WhatsMyName wrote:I'll rack it too. Racks are given away here as indiscriminantly as Truman's mother doled out her bearded clam back when her tits weren't outsourced by the government as freelance street sweepers.
Pretty soon, with all this needless whoring out of Racks, their value will start to go down with inflation, making them worth no more than a simple "nice post, d00d!" You know what though? I'm going to pull a ChargerMike on yo' ass and rack everybody that can write an equally mundane post as Truwoman's, but only under the stipulation they can speak English and count to 6.
Now as for the actual post itself, not much really needs to be said in rebuttal. Jeopardy resets are about as creative as the Jump to Conclusions mat. Pretty soon you'll hit me with one of BSmack's humorless quips and finish me off with a devastating "BWAHAHAHAHA!"
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:48 am
by Dumbass
(just kidding)
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 12:54 pm
by BSmack
WhatsMyName wrote:I'll rack it too. Racks are given away here as indiscriminantly as Truman's mother doled out her bearded clam back when her tits weren't outsourced by the government as freelance street sweepers.
Pretty soon, with all this needless whoring out of Racks, their value will start to go down with inflation, making them worth no more than a simple "nice post, d00d!" You know what though? I'm going to pull a ChargerMike on yo' ass and rack everybody that can write an equally mundane post as Truwoman's, but only under the stipulation they can speak English and count to 6.
Now as for the actual post itself, not much really needs to be said in rebuttal. Jeopardy resets are about as creative as the Jump to Conclusions mat. Pretty soon you'll hit me with one of BSmack's humorless quips and finish me off with a devastating "BWAHAHAHAHA!"
Nice post d00d!
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 3:15 am
by Truman
BSmack wrote:WhatsMyName wrote:I'll rack it too. Racks are given away here as indiscriminantly as Truman's mother doled out her bearded clam back when her tits weren't outsourced by the government as freelance street sweepers.
Pretty soon, with all this needless whoring out of Racks, their value will start to go down with inflation, making them worth no more than a simple "nice post, d00d!" You know what though? I'm going to pull a ChargerMike on yo' ass and rack everybody that can write an equally mundane post as Truwoman's, but only under the stipulation they can speak English and count to 6.
Now as for the actual post itself, not much really needs to be said in rebuttal. Jeopardy resets are about as creative as the Jump to Conclusions mat. Pretty soon you'll hit me with one of BSmack's humorless quips and finish me off with a devastating "BWAHAHAHAHA!"
Nice post d00d!
B:
You forgot the ubiquitous,
"devastating BWAHAHAHAHA!" to go along with your usual "humorless quip. " 'least ol' ghostie didn't call your ma a bearded fag.
Can't wait for football season. Been a couple of years since I've sent a DonkFan screaming into the night.
Guess who's next...
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 3:30 am
by War Wagon
I've got dibs on a front row seat on 1-70, and I'll bring the beer.