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Well, if the cat doesn't leave when you open the door...you might try shaking a bag of friskies from a few paces. If that doesn't work, just lay down on the horn.

jtr wrote:do any of you know the best way to get the scent of freshly fucked pussy out of my car...

Yes. Tell your sister to take a cab next time.

Get on the freeway and crank it up to just under 80 (over 80 would be fine as well)
Once you've acheived said speed look for any exposed overpass support column and drive straight into it. Leave the seatbelt off "of course" because the stench of the leftover rotting carcass may affect the parting-out value at the salvage yard.

Problem solved

I call bullshit. We've seen you're car and there is no way anyone, let alone a person as large as yourself, could fuck anyone in that piece of shit.

BBMarley wrote:I call bullshit. We've seen you're car and there is no way anyone, let alone a person as large as yourself, could fuck anyone in that piece of shit.

RACK!!

This thread has all the makings of a classic...

Why in a car...couldn't find some sleazy hotel room? Who's the lucky female? I'm sure she's asking the people at another message board on how to blackout what she had just done. Are you expecting a pat on the back or something? I suggest you clean out your shaggin' wagon...don't want to get your other girlfriends jealous.

(A) Don't let her drive.

(B) Lose the air "freshener".

Stupidass.

Try this:get rid of pussy

Jsc810 wrote:

jtr wrote:do any of you know the best way to get the scent of freshly fucked pussy out of my car or should I let it stay for awhile to impress my friends?

Jess you sly dog you. This was your first time, right? Well in any event, you gotta say more than that. What happened? How did you hook up with her? Why in a car and not, say, in a hotel?

And where are the pics? :)

Your boy finally gets laid, allegedly ... brags about it on a msg board and you care because...

^

Hey guy. Just got off the phone w/ Jesse and he told me it tasted like chicken. How about you give 'em some props!?!?

-Jsc810

Are you suggesting he went south of the holiest of holies, unknowingly, and struck oil ?

10 bucks says he had some bad taco bell and has a skid mark on the driver's seat.

You're on. I say he closed his eyes, went for broke, inserted his purple-headed bonerfish and came back with a mudshark.

Wiped it off unknowingly on the seatbelt, as there were no drapes to be had.

Oh and I don't mind JSC inquiring, but pics ?

Next time Jess don't leave the car window open overnight. You're lucky they didn't piss in there, too.

If you stop parking in bad neighborhoods people will stop fucking in your car.

You finger blast some chick named "Loan" and post a pic that from the looks of it came from an 8th grade year book and think people will be impressed?

jtr wrote:here's a pic of her. her name is loan and she is same age as me 27. She is finishing her master's to be a teacher. We've been chatting online for over 3 yrs now, I picked her up yesterday for lunch. We went to Boston Market and then went to park. She gave me a handjob and a blowjob and i finger fucked her til she came.

How cute...in a very uncute way.

RACK the chowd and Spinach Genie on their wytch efforts and I can only imagine what they'll do that picture of Jess' woman.

Loan? More like "Special Delivery"

Poptart send her over?

You laid the wood to William Hung's sister.

Rack it!