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RACK OYU FUCKERS
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 6:58 pm
by Screw_Michigan
sorry about the large file, they don't have any photo editing software at the local library where i'm at now.
i graduated from western michigan university on saturday (the pizza delivery and women-beating degree i earned in my spare time), and i wanted to make some kind of post on sat, but something didn't seem right.
seth harp was the local sports radio host in kalamazoo from 10-noon for about six months before fairfield communications was bought out by midwest radio group. and like a coach having a new GM hired, he was on the hot seat because he wasn't the guy hired by managment. so last thursday, he announced that his contract was up April 30 and if you didn't hear him on monday, you know what happened.
sure enough, they had these two other jerk-bags in his spot, including his producer (what a fucking surprise) on monday. and since last night was my last night at the restaraunt, i decided to do a little culture jamming and hijack the word marquee on the sign. it only lasted until around 10 am when i got a phone call from work about it. i didn't even bother answering. seth is a good man, he busted his ASS for that show, promoted the hell out of the station, and no one gave a shit. He's a few years older than me and a WMU grad too, and i got to hang with him for a while when i was in orlando working the ncaa tournament. he's a real smart guy who knows his shit, even if he's a podunk bosox fan from ft. wayne, indiana.
i just had to do it, and i had to put RACK THE TROLLS up there as well. i didn't want to do anything truly mean or awful, since i did like everyone there. but i'm sure it took my boss at least an hour and a half to take my letters down, dig through the paper bag of letters that are absolutely NOT sorted by letter, and put something else up there.
and not like you need to justify it, but why not do a little culture jamming in honor of the board?
RACK YOU FISTFUCKERS
RACK CENTRAL MICHIGAN FOR KEEPING JAY SMITH AS HEAD COACH
RACK M_GO AND SHOAZ AND ALL THE MICHIGAN POSTERS
WAR THE MAC
It's been real.
"The future's looking wonderful, it's the wonder of blood, chaos, and the corruption of a happy soul." -- stuart murdoch
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:01 pm
by MuchoBulls
RACK S_M! Congrats!!
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:02 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Wow. This is a truly epic moment in this history of The Trolls message boards. RACK IT!
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:03 pm
by BSmack
Rack that shit. And here's a slightly smaller sized copy for ya.

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:18 pm
by Cicero
RACK. Congrats.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:49 pm
by indyfrisco
Rack you and the sign Screw.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 7:54 pm
by YD
did you wear you robe and slippers?
/s/
James in Syracuse
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:03 pm
by SunCoastSooner
88 wrote:Rack that effort. Congrats on putting the best days of your life behind you. Now you have to get a job, a wife, a mortgage, some kids and watch your hair fall out like the rest of us.
:(
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:07 pm
by SunCoastSooner
oh and rack you sm
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:10 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Hopefully that sign attracted a potential newbie or two, even if they are Kalamazoo douchebags.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:11 pm
by BSmack
88 wrote:Rack that effort. Congrats on putting the best days of your life behind you. Now you have to get a job, a wife, a mortgage, some kids and watch your hair fall out like the rest of us.
Speak for yourself Eisenhower.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:14 pm
by PrimeX
88 wrote:Rack that effort. Congrats on putting the best days of your life behind you. Now you have to get a job, a wife, a mortgage, some kids and watch your hair fall out like the rest of us.
aND HAIR'S GONNA START GROWING ON YOUR BACK.
mE RIKEY THE SIGN, BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE WARNED POTENTIAL n00BS OF MY EPIC SMACKING SKILLZ. oR A nINJA REFERENCE WOULD HAVE BEEN DOPE.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:16 pm
by Screw_Michigan
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hopefully that sign attracted a potential newbie or two, even if they are Kalamazoo douchebags.
better than a pair of ypsilanti welfare recepients.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:17 pm
by PrimeX
Gay ass piece of shit keyboard I'm about to knuckle punch.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:21 pm
by jiminphilly
Outstanding work. Poster of the week award right there.
Best of luck with everything else.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:22 pm
by Roofer
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Hopefully that sign attracted a potential newbie or two, even if they are Kalamazoo douchebags.
Thinkin the same thing, Mgo. How long before they sign up and mash the submit button for the first time? Will we be able to tell troll from "Kalamazoo douchebag"?
Good job, SM.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 8:24 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
WAR S_M and I seeing Radiohead in Toronto and reporting it to the rest of you guys because they aren't playing anywhere near your home towns! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:03 pm
by PrimeX
You're not supposed to rub the pwnded on the other music forum gang members. You need to read your initiation leaflet.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:05 pm
by indyfrisco
PrimeX wrote:Gay ass piece of shit keyboard I'm about to knuckle punch.
Why don't you punch the fucker who can't type without looking at the keyboard instead?
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:14 pm
by PrimeX
Because he was actualy talking to his boss and watching over his shoulder to make sure the Pirate didn't infiltrate his leg sweep space.
lol, I used a semi-big word. Rack me, don't smack me.
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:14 pm
by Wolfman
crap--
makes me wish i had a dumpater
or two to tag !!
racks
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:22 pm
by mothster
props dawg
Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:08 pm
by Shoalzie
Congrats again S_M!
Can't say I was much of a Seth Harp fan...he was better than that nasally bitch McGuire though. Who's replacing him? I don't really have any use for the local shows. Huge is brutal to listen to...I listen ESPN 1000 out of Chicago on the way home from work. I'd rather listen to WXYT out of Detroit online in that 10-noon timeslot instead of Harp. I'd rather hear about the Detroit teams and Michigan than hear about WMU and the K-Wings. It's good we have a local station here to cover that stuff but it's not very exciting to me.
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:15 am
by Derron
at the local library where i'm at now.
Is this because you a low life degenerate homeless mentally ill fuck ??
Porn filter bother you much ??
Anyhow congrats on the graduation... I will prop any kid who goes the full route. It will make HUGE FUCKING difference in your paycheck in years to come.
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 1:56 pm
by PSUFAN
Wow...how did I miss this one? Big RACKs!
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 9:35 pm
by RadioFan
Nice work, SM.
RACK it.