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Patrick Kennedy

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:50 pm
by Bobby42
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Stay tuned.

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I was late for a vote

Re: Patrick Kennedy

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 9:58 pm
by Neely8
Bobby42 wrote:The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Stay tuned.

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I was late for a vote
Oh yeah. Know all about him. Stupid Democrats keep voting him in. Doesn't matter who runs against him. Im getting frustrated just seeing that douche on my monitor......

They vote at 3 AM????????

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:00 pm
by Wolfman
I call bullshit--
no bridge or drowning girl ???

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:18 pm
by mothster
nothing that can't be fixed by a high priced gunslinger and staff

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:22 pm
by The Seer
"Cannon said Kennedy did not take a sobriety test"....

Might kinda help in a court of law, eh? Bet the Dems will demand justice! :meds:

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 10:46 pm
by Mister Bushice
What the problem? The guy isn't officially a Kennedy Politician until he has a DUI wiped off his record.

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 11:18 pm
by Neely8
Mister Bushice wrote:What the problem? The guy isn't officially a Kennedy Politician until he kills an innocent young lady and has it wiped off his record.....

FTFY

Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 11:57 pm
by Mister Bushice
Now now, They're not all murderers, but they are all drunks.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:05 am
by Derron
Police labor union officials asked acting Chief Christopher McGaffin this afternoon to allow a Capitol Police officer to complete his investigation into an early-morning car crash involving Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-R.I.).
Typical treatment for the blue blood liberals. Like he can investigate jack shit now.....he walks, his kin walked, his other kin did not have a fucking clue how to fly a plane at night in shitty weather....fucking cursed bunch.

I want Patrick Kennedy in next years death pool.
but they are all drunks.
Genetics ??? Fuckin on actress's then having them whacked after you tell them the secrets of the Cuban missle crisis ??

I like a drink as much as the next guy, but damn, I learned a long time ago when to stop, and certainely not to drive. I got a bit lit last Saturday at a wake, and I felt like shit for 2 days.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:20 am
by ChargerMike
This from another article.....


"Kennedy, 38, spent time at a drug rehabilitation clinic before he went to Providence College in Rhode Island. He has openly discussed his personal mental health problems, including having been diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Early this year he spoke about having been in recovery "for depression, for alcoholism and substance abuse.""

... :meds: :meds: yet he gets enough votes to hold office. Step up lib's tell us.....how do you splain it?

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:23 am
by Cuda
mvscal wrote:Needless to say, he was totally shitfaced...at least he somehow managed not to kill himself or his date. I suppose that could be a small measure of progress for these inbred dumbfucks.

Late for a vote...at 2:45AM. Riiiight.
PK: " If I turn off my lights, the cops won't see me"

edit: the baby carriage story was about one of the other dumbfuck Kennedys.

mvs, you say "at least he somehow managed not to kill himself" like it's supposed to be a good thing. It would have been the 2nd greatest service he could possibly have done for his country. The greatest service would have been if his uncle Teddy had been in the passenger seat

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:32 am
by Diego in Seattle
At least nobody got shot.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:47 am
by BSmack
ChargerMike wrote:This from another article.....


"Kennedy, 38, spent time at a drug rehabilitation clinic before he went to Providence College in Rhode Island. He has openly discussed his personal mental health problems, including having been diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Early this year he spoke about having been in recovery "for depression, for alcoholism and substance abuse.""

... :meds: :meds: yet he gets enough votes to hold office. Step up lib's tell us.....how do you splain it?
Maybe the Republicans should have to explain how they are unable to beat a bipolar drug addict.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:09 am
by Mister Bushice
ChargerMike wrote:This from another article.....


"Kennedy, 38, spent time at a drug rehabilitation clinic before he went to Providence College in Rhode Island. He has openly discussed his personal mental health problems, including having been diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Early this year he spoke about having been in recovery "for depression, for alcoholism and substance abuse.""

... :meds: :meds: yet he gets enough votes to hold office. Step up lib's tell us.....how do you splain it?
Don't ask us, we didn't vote for him.


sin,


the cemetary

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:09 am
by smackaholic
how 'bout cause those stupid fukkers in mass and it's suburd, rhode island see the kennedy name and can't help but vote for him. I really don't get it myself. not even a dem can possibly defend this pos and his even bigger pos old man.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:13 am
by BSmack
smackaholic wrote:how 'bout cause those stupid fukkers in mass and it's suburd, rhode island see the kennedy name and can't help but vote for him. I really don't get it myself. not even a dem can possibly defend this pos and his even bigger pos old man.
So the Kennedys are using Jedi mind tricks to control the voters of Rhode Island?

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:21 am
by Cuda
BSmack wrote:
So the Kennedys are using Jedi mind tricks to control the voters of Rhode Island?
Jedi Mind Tricks are for invertebrates & small rodents. Rhode Islanders aren't that sophisticated

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:25 am
by Atomic Punk
Diego in Seattle wrote:At least nobody got shot.
I hate the thought of my balls being swashed in and out of you willing mouth. The toungue lapping and darting makes me shrivle. (spell check please)

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:41 am
by JCT
Since when is a Kennedy being a pathetic drunk news?

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:49 am
by Luther
Oh I'm sure that this will probably go nowhere. I'll be long gone, but there will be some of you still posting about what a mess that family is, for a long time. They are one goofy, lying bunch of stuffed shirt cackslurpers, fo' sho.

The only redeeming value of Patrick for me is that he is so young, and yet I can still wytch his picture for a few more years. I think over time the pundits will discover more ghosts in his closet than you would expect.

Is there any white blooded heterosexual male left in this country that doesn't want to kick Teddy's ass? I'll bet even Bsmack would and could kick his fooking ass. I grew up seeing all the Kennedy's on TV...Jack was pumping that doper Marilyn, as was probably Bobby. I liked Bobby going toe to toe with Jimmy Hoffa, but both of them were offed by other shaky and shady people. So why in the hell was my generation left with having to listen to and see that fucking drunken eyesore, Teddy?

Anybody here from Mass.? Seriously, WTF is up with you voters? You guys finally won the big pinata, got rid of the curse and yet you still have that embarassing fuck Teddy and Conn. has his pasty son Patrick holding office?
"Kennedy, 38, spent time at a drug rehabilitation clinic before he went to Providence College in Rhode Island. He has openly discussed his personal mental health problems, including having been diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Early this year he spoke about having been in recovery "for depression, for alcoholism and substance abuse."
I'm going to watch the news the next week and see if somebody drives in from oh, say, Kentucky, Indiana, Iowa, Nebraska, or whatever and punches Teddy and his bitch ass son, Patty in da face. A great defense is forthcoming as who in the hell could ever distinguish any "new" redness of the face?

Rip City

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:10 am
by RadioFan
JCT wrote:Since when is a Kennedy being a pathetic drunk news?
Exactly.

I can hardly wait for the prominant GOP moral crusader getting busted with a prostitute thread.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 10:57 am
by BSmack
Cuda wrote:
BSmack wrote:
So the Kennedys are using Jedi mind tricks to control the voters of Rhode Island?
Jedi Mind Tricks are for invertebrates & small rodents. Rhode Islanders aren't that sophisticated
So why can't the Republicans beat a bipolar drug addict?

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:23 pm
by smackaholic
senile old fukk wrote:....and yet you still have that embarassing fuck Teddy and Conn. has his pasty son Patrick holding office?
'scuse me? you better check your facts there grandpa or me and tardowen will defend CT's honor by driving out there and buttfukking you with that pump up dildo you have.

Re: Patrick Kennedy

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:42 pm
by Jack
Neely8 wrote:
Bobby42 wrote:The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Stay tuned.

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I was late for a vote
Oh yeah. Know all about him. Stupid Democrats keep voting him in. Doesn't matter who runs against him. Im getting frustrated just seeing that douche on my monitor......

They vote at 3 AM????????
You know... because of him..

I have considered running for Congress next time around.

I have no political experience but I figure, how hard could it be?

I may run as "the next generation- Ed Beard"
-During his six years in Congress, Edward P. Beard, a one-time house painter, liked to think of himself as the working man's Congressman.

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Give me a little more encouragement and I just might run.. Neely, you want to be part of my team? (I would use other words but I know how the trolls in here would go off if I used other words.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 12:45 pm
by smackaholic
Here's a campaign slogan for ya jack...

vote for Jack. He's not a drunken coke addict..... as far as we know.

Re: Patrick Kennedy

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:03 pm
by BSmack
Jack wrote:You know... because of him..

I have considered running for Congress next time around.
When TOB members are considering runs for Congress, you know the pool of candidates is pretty fuckin shallow. I've gotta say, based on Jack's previous postings, I'd go for the bipolar drug addict.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:36 pm
by Derron
So the Kennedys are using Jedi mind tricks to control the voters of Rhode Island?
Why not?? ... it has worked for Mass and the rest of the liberal lemmings who would follow the drunk Kennedy's to their graves if asked.

It's no different for the younger generation because after all. " I'm just carrying on a family tradition"

Sincerely,

Hank Willams Jr.

Besides, adding drama in their personal lives takes the spotlight off the shitty and inffective political lives that have had, that ultimately have lead to their untimely deaths. Hmmmmm....

When you mention the Kennedys you first think:

Youngest president who fucks skank actress has her whacked and then gets his melon blown off.

Young presidential canidate that probably 3 wayed skank actress with brother and then gets capped by Haji.

Senator who gets shit faced, wrecks out, kills skank in car and walks free.

Young man about town cannot grasp simple concepts of aviation safety and kills self and wife.

Young Represenative gets shit faced , wrecks car and pulls the " Do you know who I am " card on the police....

The after laughtin your ass off at these inbred degenerates, you try to think of one goo polictial thing they have done and it all comes back to the drama.

We can only hope the younger Kennedys keep this shit up for our entertainment.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:40 pm
by Goober McTuber
You forgot the one that straps boards on his feet and face-fucks a pine tree.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 1:42 pm
by BSmack
Derron wrote:
So the Kennedys are using Jedi mind tricks to control the voters of Rhode Island?
Why not?? ... it has worked for Mass and the rest of the liberal lemmings who would follow the drunk Kennedy's to their graves if asked.
You guys crack me up. Face it, your party simply can't find a candidate strong enough to beat an bipolar, alcoholic, drug addicted Congressman.

At least the Democrats came within a few electoral votes of taking down the bipolar, alcoholic, drug addict President.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:16 pm
by jiminphilly
BSmack wrote: You guys crack me up. Face it, your party simply can't find a candidate strong enough to beat an bipolar, alcoholic, drug addicted Congressman.
Finding a strong enough candidate has nothing to do with it. There are certain areas of the country that will historically vote party lines, regardless of the candidate.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:20 pm
by BSmack
jiminphilly wrote:
BSmack wrote: You guys crack me up. Face it, your party simply can't find a candidate strong enough to beat an bipolar, alcoholic, drug addicted Congressman.
Finding a strong enough candidate has nothing to do with it. There are certain areas of the country that will historically vote party lines, regardless of the candidate.
You're putting the cart before the horse. Parties refuse to run good candidates in areas they feel they cannot perform well in. This enhances the perception that those seats are "safe". That's one of the reasons why the best thing for our democracy would be to have 100% publicly financed elections with no private money allowed. That way, a good candidate who is able to drum up the necessary number of petition signatures is not beholden to a party structure that would rather he wasn't running in the first place.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:41 pm
by PSUFAN
Watta deee-bacle.

--myron cope

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 3:22 pm
by smackaholic
88 wrote:I bet hanging with the Kennedy clan would be a fucking blast. Teddy gets schnockered and his nephew or some shit is charged for raping some chick in Miami. Kennedy clan wins. Teddy off's some chick in an aquatic driving incident. Kennedy clan wins. Patrick has a car accident at 2:45 a.m. in DC. Kennedy clan wins. About the only blemish on the Kennedy record is the Martha Moxley murder, and that one really is questionable. His last name was Skakel. He should have changed it to Kennedy. Hell, he'd probably be a senator instead of an inmate right now if he had.
skakel's problem was he was just an inlaw twice removed. that and his family is an even worse drunken trainwreck than the camelot crowd.

As for the kenedy clan wins thing, it's not fool proof. There's the pine tree/firearm exclusion.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 3:23 pm
by BSmack
smackaholic wrote:
88 wrote:I bet hanging with the Kennedy clan would be a fucking blast. Teddy gets schnockered and his nephew or some shit is charged for raping some chick in Miami. Kennedy clan wins. Teddy off's some chick in an aquatic driving incident. Kennedy clan wins. Patrick has a car accident at 2:45 a.m. in DC. Kennedy clan wins. About the only blemish on the Kennedy record is the Martha Moxley murder, and that one really is questionable. His last name was Skakel. He should have changed it to Kennedy. Hell, he'd probably be a senator instead of an inmate right now if he had.
skakel's problem was he was just an inlaw twice removed. that and his family is an even worse drunken trainwreck than the camelot crowd.

As for the kenedy clan wins thing, it's not fool proof. There's the pine tree/firearm exclusion.
You forgot me.

sin

The Plane

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 3:28 pm
by smackaholic
My bad. the plane actually is old school kenedy kryptonite. Remember it was one that started all this kennedy carnage during ww2.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 4:27 pm
by Neely8
As a resident of Rhode Island I can say there are two reasons for him still being elected everytime:

#1--This state is liberal to the core. People vote for the "D" next to the name and that is it. The democratic candidate for Prez will always win our crappy 4 electoral votes. The only republican congress member in RI is Lincoln Chaffee and we all know why he won. Hell the republicans want him out because he is so far left. Pretty much a waste of time for a republican to vote in this state. Didn't even bother to vote for Prez this last time......

#2--Little state syndrome. Rhode Island has an inferiority complex and therefore feels that by having a "Kennedy" as a rep that makes it special.

It disgusts me to the core to know that this guy represents my home state. Jack Reid who is our Democratic Senator I actually like. Kennedy needs to go though........

PS---I actually am technically a Masshole now. Even worse I have poppa now....... :evil:

PPS---I'll help ya Jack!! Thought many times about running myself......

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 4:38 pm
by Cuda
smackaholic wrote:My bad. the plane actually is old school kenedy kryptonite. Remember it was one that started all this kennedy carnage during ww2.
I thought it was a row boat piled full of Dewars Scotch sneaking in from Canada during Prohibition that started it all.

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:48 pm
by Jack
BSmack wrote: I've gotta say, based on Jack's previous postings, I'd go for the bipolar drug addict.
Bipolar- Maybe Manic (likely!!).. I've never REALLY been depressed (other than in relation to affairs in September and October, particulary, 1975, 1978, 2003)!! Drug Addict... No! Not even good enough to be called an alcoholic.. Problem Drinker.. Maybe on a couple of ocassions when I was younger!
Neely8 wrote:As a resident of Rhode Island I can say there are two reasons for him still being elected everytime:

#1--This state is liberal to the core. People vote for the "D" next to the name and that is it. The democratic candidate for Prez will always win our crappy 4 electoral votes. The only republican congress member in RI is Lincoln Chaffee and we all know why he won. Hell the republicans want him out because he is so far left. Pretty much a waste of time for a republican to vote in this state. Didn't even bother to vote for Prez this last time......

#2--Little state syndrome. Rhode Island has an inferiority complex and therefore feels that by having a "Kennedy" as a rep that makes it special.

It disgusts me to the core to know that this guy represents my home state. Jack Reid who is our Democratic Senator I actually like. Kennedy needs to go though........

PS---I actually am technically a Masshole now. Even worse I have poppa now....... :evil:

PPS---I'll help ya Jack!! Thought many times about running myself......

1- Why is RI so Democratic?? Yes, I voted for Bush last time and if/when I tell anyone that.. I prepare for the longest diatribe of "How could yous?" that this world has ever heard....

2- Okay, it's a little state but we know all the Kennedy Dirt.. from Joe Kennedy Senior's Opium Runs and Bootlegging to the Mafia Ties of John Kennedy to the Marilyn Monroe Murder to Chappaquiddick to Teddy's Blundering Drunkenness to the Kennedy that killed the little girl with his Golf Club....etc.. etc....

But then again, Buddy Cianci got re-elected because there was nothing against a convicted felon running for Mayor!! :shock: :shock:

I don't understand this Kennedy thing either!! "Patches" Kennedy, How the F*ck could anyone vote for this slimy, whiny, weasly, cheesly, spineless rich kid??

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So Neely, where in Mass are you, now?? I will need that info if/ when I create my "Dream Team!"

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:14 pm
by Wolfman
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a possible solution ??

Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:19 pm
by Jack
^^
Nice One, Wolfman :lol: