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Top Ten Signs Your Draft Pick Might Be A Bust
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 4:04 pm
by BSmack
From the Hater Nation
Signs Your Draft Pick Will Be A Bust:
10. Can't spell "Bust" without a "B," "S," and "T."
9. Struck a Heisman pose, didn't win the damn thing.
8. Comparable to a young Ryan Leaf...mentally.
7. Shifty like O.J....off the field.
6. Lots of upside, if he was a safety.
5. Thought Wonderlic was the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.
4. To make NFL playbook easier, coach is going to draw plays in the dirt.
3. Throwing motion reminds many of Garo Yepremian.
2. The coaches wanted Matt Leinart.
1. Went to the University of Texas.
http://thehaternation.blogspot.com/
Re: Top Ten Signs Your Draft Pick Might Be A Bust
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 5:21 pm
by Killian
BSmack wrote:3. Throwing motion reminds many of Garo Yepremian.
I laughed.
Re: Top Ten Signs Your Draft Pick Might Be A Bust
Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 6:06 pm
by jiminphilly
BSmack wrote:From the Hater Nation
Signs Your Draft Pick Will Be A Bust:
10. Can't spell "Bust" without a "B," "S," and "T."
9. Struck a Heisman pose, didn't win the damn thing.
8. Comparable to a young Ryan Leaf...mentally.
7. Shifty like O.J....off the field.
6. Lots of upside, if he was a safety.
5. Thought Wonderlic was the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.
4. To make NFL playbook easier, coach is going to draw plays in the dirt.
3. Throwing motion reminds many of Garo Yepremian.
2. The coaches wanted Matt Leinart.
1. Went to the University of Texas.
http://thehaternation.blogspot.com/
Would have been funny had they actually drafted Young.
Huff is the next Brian Dawkins of the league.
Posted: Sat May 06, 2006 11:37 pm
by Aaron in Tucson
What, do you write for that painfully unreadable fucking site?
You really thought that top 10 list was funny and worth dropping here?
Anyone remember the football forum when Bsnatch posted primarily on the general board and only occasionally posted his humorless horseshit here?
Step it up, Jackass!
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 2:34 am
by WhatsMyName
^
Agreed.
That was so BSmack, though.
Top 10 Reasons You Suck Ass at Message Boards
10. You're a humorless fucking twat.
9. Your picture looks like Stephen Hawking riding the tea cups.
8. Cancer is wildly hilarious compared to your lifeless one liners.
7. Even old ladies who knit sweaters think you're a boring fucktard.
6. Insomniacs get insta-narcolepsy upon receipt of your vaginal posts.
5. If Raiduh James is the shot, BSmack is the chaser.
4. You spell like a fucking 6 year old.
3. If your posts are any indicator, you're hung like a fucking 6 year old.
2. Your liberal pussydom smells like canned tuna from 30 meters.
1. Even Jesus thinks you're an insipid cunt.
Re: Top Ten Signs Your Draft Pick Might Be A Bust
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 2:41 am
by BSmack
jiminphilly wrote:BSmack wrote:From the Hater Nation
Signs Your Draft Pick Will Be A Bust:
10. Can't spell "Bust" without a "B," "S," and "T."
9. Struck a Heisman pose, didn't win the damn thing.
8. Comparable to a young Ryan Leaf...mentally.
7. Shifty like O.J....off the field.
6. Lots of upside, if he was a safety.
5. Thought Wonderlic was the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop.
4. To make NFL playbook easier, coach is going to draw plays in the dirt.
3. Throwing motion reminds many of Garo Yepremian.
2. The coaches wanted Matt Leinart.
1. Went to the University of Texas.
http://thehaternation.blogspot.com/
Would have been funny had they actually drafted Young.
Huff is the next Brian Dawkins of the league.
How could your wife let you post that?
They weren't talking about Huff. They were talking about Young and the Titans. Not everything on that site is a blast on the Raiders.
BTW: When the fuck did Aaron turn into a humorless twat with a sore vagina?
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 7:19 pm
by Dumbass
He puts his request in for jersey #420.
:P