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I posted a couple pics a long time ago of a cake like this. Here is a different one I believe. Still think this is amazing.

















Of course, here's my Groom's cake from my wedding. Doesn't quite compare but rack my wife for doing this without me knowing. She had me convinced they don't do groom's cakes in the midwest (which they really don't, usually).

It seems like a real shame for some one to go to such an effort only to have a drunken Aggie fall into it. :P

grooms cake re-set in 3,2,1........

There's no way that any human being other than an 8 year-old Asian girl made that cake. Sweatshops... that's all I'm sayin.'

the_ouskull

I've studied these photos very closely. There is something missing....The Nineth and Tenth wonders of the world............aka Aggie Gals voluptuous, yet tasteful, mounds of peace......Gal, what are you wearing right now????? Pushup, Thighthighs, thong, a little bad girl action.......



GO AGGIES..............

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There are some places you just don't go and this is one of them.

True - it's how we ran Caddie from the board...

OJ smack is fine but a bunch of fuckin idiots being killed in a bon fire they were trying to build isnt?

SoCalTrjn wrote:OJ smack is fine but a bunch of fuckin idiots being killed in a bon fire they were trying to build isnt?

how do you draw the comparison? let's see you articulate it in some logical way....how they are similar circumstances in any way such that your statement is justified in some objective way.

Don't fuck with the A&M cult.

King Crimson wrote:

SoCalTrjn wrote:OJ smack is fine but a bunch of fuckin idiots being killed in a bon fire they were trying to build isnt?

how do you draw the comparison? let's see you articulate it in some logical way....how they are similar circumstances in any way such that your statement is justified in some objective way.

Yeah....what he said.

Since when did this change from a Smack Board to an aTm board?

FLW Buckeye wrote:Since when did this change from a Smack Board to an aTm board?

nobody thinks ATM is weirder and creepier than me. but, if you think "smack" is about young people being dead....that's yer deal.

i'd rather be a human being than some self-appointed internet hero smack warrior.

King Crimson wrote: i'd rather be a human being than some self-appointed internet hero smack warrior.

So would I. However, since you've posted more than once or twice here, you know there are many here who don't give a damn about anyone's feelings. People only get pissy when they start to take this shit personal from an anonymous poster on the net. Time then to back away from the keyboard and find something else to do, even temporarily.

Wasn't trying to piss in anyone's cornflakes, just putting things into perspective.

you're right. innocent people died in one instance. in the other, a bunch of drunks playing with fire and king sized lincoln logs had their monument to stupidity collapse on them.

darwin posted some HUGE numbers that day. talk about bringing your A-game.

First of all, people having an affair aren't exactly innocent, even if they didn't deserve the death penalty by decapitation. Second, you're a fucking idiot.

The Aggie bonfire was a part of the tradition of that college long before you were even sperm in your hermy mom's pusscock. What happened there WAS a tragedy. It was also something that had never happened before. I fail to see the correlation between that incident and something deserving of a Darwin Award.

I suppose for an encore, you're gonna bag on the passengers of Flight 93 next? ("How did those dumbasses NOT know they were going to get hijacked?") Maybe the people who were in the Murrah Building could be a target for ya? ("Those dumbasses should have found another job.") Maybe, staying in Oklahoma, the victims of the May 3rd tornadoes deserve a turn... ("You should have known better than to buy a house. Tornadoes happen all the time.") Know any crippled kids? Kids with cancer? I guess they just picked a bad day to get birthed.

The irony here is that you KNOW you're being a dipshit, and you're either too stupid to care, or too ignorant to realize you're wrong, on soooo many levels. Sadly, I also suppose you think that YOU'RE innocent of any wrongdoing, or in this case, wrongsaying, as well, no? "It's a smack board." etc, etc, etc... If you're gonna run out the party line, you need to make sure it's a party you've been invited to.

Yeah, you're about as innocent as a crusty mustache outside of a glory hole.

Wasn't trying to piss in anyone's cornflakes, just putting things into perspective.

You wanna put things into perspective, try justifiying to, I don't know, say, the parents of those children, that you felt like they were just being drunken idiots. What kind of perspective do you have about that situation? See, you WERE trying to "piss in cornflakes," it's just that you were expecting laughter instead of backlash and you're too pumped up with pride to ever admit that you were wrong.

...or at least that's my guess... based on all this "perspective" you're talking about.

the_ouskull

the_ouskull wrote:

you're right. innocent people died in one instance. in the other, a bunch of drunks playing with fire and king sized lincoln logs had their monument to stupidity collapse on them.

darwin posted some HUGE numbers that day. talk about bringing your A-game.

First of all, people having an affair aren't exactly innocent, even if they didn't deserve the death penalty by decapitation. Second, you're a fucking idiot.

The Aggie bonfire was a part of the tradition of that college long before you were even sperm in your hermy mom's pusscock. What happened there WAS a tragedy. It was also something that had never happened before. I fail to see the correlation between that incident and something deserving of a Darwin Award.

I suppose for an encore, you're gonna bag on the passengers of Flight 93 next? ("How did those dumbasses NOT know they were going to get hijacked?") Maybe the people who were in the Murrah Building could be a target for ya? ("Those dumbasses should have found another job.") Maybe, staying in Oklahoma, the victims of the May 3rd tornadoes deserve a turn... ("You should have known better than to buy a house. Tornadoes happen all the time.") Know any crippled kids? Kids with cancer? I guess they just picked a bad day to get birthed.

The irony here is that you KNOW you're being a dipshit, and you're either too stupid to care, or too ignorant to realize you're wrong, on soooo many levels. Sadly, I also suppose you think that YOU'RE innocent of any wrongdoing, or in this case, wrongsaying, as well, no? "It's a smack board." etc, etc, etc... If you're gonna run out the party line, you need to make sure it's a party you've been invited to.

Yeah, you're about as innocent as a crusty mustache outside of a glory hole.

Wasn't trying to piss in anyone's cornflakes, just putting things into perspective.

You wanna put things into perspective, try justifiying to, I don't know, say, the parents of those children, that you felt like they were just being drunken idiots. What kind of perspective do you have about that situation? See, you WERE trying to "piss in cornflakes," it's just that you were expecting laughter instead of backlash and you're too pumped up with pride to ever admit that you were wrong.

...or at least that's my guess... based on all this "perspective" you're talking about.

the_ouskull

Hey, Chief Shit for Brains

You quoted two different people and attributed it to one poster.

Nice going there Chief!!!


P.S. Playing with dangerous toys and getting wasted is a bad combination.

Shame on aTm for letting kids with no structural engineering experience set themselves up for their inevitable/death.

the_ouskull wrote:

Wasn't trying to piss in anyone's cornflakes, just putting things into perspective.

You wanna put things into perspective, try justifiying to, I don't know, say, the parents of those children, that you felt like they were just being drunken idiots. What kind of perspective do you have about that situation? See, you WERE trying to "piss in cornflakes," it's just that you were expecting laughter instead of backlash and you're too pumped up with pride to ever admit that you were wrong.

...or at least that's my guess... based on all this "perspective" you're talking about.

the_ouskull

Where to start after that rant...

First- Your meltdown about perspective: Regardless of how you spin this, it is about this board. There are numerous assholes posting on it and many seem to do fine by realizing that there are those that bait others into meltdowns. With you being a mod, one would think that you got the memo.

Second- Justify to the parents: I didn't say a thing about the aTm tragedy. The ones that needed to justify anything was the school. But you choose to target a couple of posters on a message board as those that need to.

Third- Expecting laughter instead of backlash: I don't recall any of my posts in this thread containing any humor. In fact, the only humor in this thread was from Snake about the wonders of the world. I would have included your rant, but it was more pathetic than anything else.

And lastly... Your "guess" wasn't even a good SWAG. Next time, put a little more effort into it.










Now, back on topic...

Indy- The stadium cake... any background on it? Looks like some serious manhours was sunk into it. Whoever did it is definitely talented.

e wrote:

PSUFAN wrote:True - it's how we ran Caddie from the board...

oh, that's right...you ran Caddie.

Just so you can unclench your twat lips, I'll elaborate: Caddie posted some bonfire smack, and folks knocked some holes in him. He then disappeared, never to return to the CFB Forem.

As for "smack board" remonstrances...well, this is the CFB forum. Common sense would dictate that stuff like bonfire smack would be better suited to the main smack forum. I think the folks that have made this place what it is pretty much "get it"...

i love how m2 edited his post from regular type to red color? way to go! now yer rockin!

My responses...

Indy- The stadium cake... any background on it? Looks like some serious manhours was sunk into it. Whoever did it is definitely talented.

I already told you who made that cake.



As for m2's attempt at a response. I'll wait until you have some more game to get back to you. What you tried to toss out there may as well have been on a fuckin' tee.

the_ouskull

PSUFAN wrote:
As for "smack board" remonstrances...well, this is the CFB forum. Common sense would dictate that stuff like bonfire smack would be better suited to the main smack forum. I think the folks that have made this place what it is pretty much "get it"...

That's exactly what was going through my mind as I was reading this post. If Frisco had posted this in Main Street/Lower Wacker/whateverthefuck they're calling it now, then bonfire smack would be pretty much par for the course and nobody's panties would be in a bunch. But the rules (albeit unwritten) are a little different in here, just as they are in the NFL forum, Spin Zone, Cooking Forum, etc. Have a little common decency or expect to get piled on.

To paraphrase Wonder Showzen...



Funny.

it would have been cooler if the groom's cake had looked like a huge, fiery pile of telephone poles falling on top of a bunch of drunk college kids but then that's just how i roll.

Not funny.

the_ouskull wrote:
As for m2's attempt at a response. I'll wait until you have some more game to get back to you. What you tried to toss out there may as well have been on a fuckin' tee.

the_ouskull

You can just say m2 kicked my ass... and be done with it.

When you quote two different people and think it's one person... it just goes to show what an ignorant drunk indian you really are.

... but by all means Tonto, show me what you've got.

m2 wrote:

the_ouskull wrote:
As for m2's attempt at a response. I'll wait until you have some more game to get back to you. What you tried to toss out there may as well have been on a fuckin' tee.

the_ouskull

You can just say m2 kicked my ass... and be done with it.

When you quote two different people and think it's one person... it just goes to show what an ignorant drunk indian you really are.

... but by all means Tonto, show me what you've got.

and him being an Indian would have to do exactly with what? I'm part Cherokee and Choctaw, paleface. I would think a smoove free-thinking cat like yourself would stay away from ridiculous cultural stereotypes. why don't you stick to making windchimes and listening to Phil Lesh solo boots...because your game is so weak Pepto can only hope to contain it.

who is that in yer avatar, Steven Tyler?

Caddie doesn't really post in any of these forums much. Tell me you knew.

Actually, I don't really track that kind of thing, so I'd better leave it to interested parties such as you to tell me. Try to stay under 500 words - and if you want to spend them on poopy-pants smack, knock yourself out. Let's hope to goodness you end up with something entertaining or even readable.

SoCalTrjn wrote:OJ smack is fine but a bunch of fuckin idiots being killed in a bon fire they were trying to build isnt?

What's your defense of using pedo/molostation smack on ND?

SoCalTrjn wrote:OJ smack is fine but a bunch of fuckin idiots being killed in a bon fire they were trying to build isnt?

In a word - yes.

Post a Friday afternoon thread and come back to see this...



Pretty much any time I post something about A&M in the main forum, I would expect those kinds of responses. Then again, I really don't post anything about A&M in the main forum.

It IS the off season so anything football related, anything at all, is fair game for discussion around here. We even have our occasional OT discussions. So be it.

This is a self-policing forum for the most part. I haven't logged on since Friday afternoon. As you can see here, the majority of the forum has pretty much covered the bases of anythign I would care to reply with.

I don't make rules in here. The board bitches tend to make themself known pretty quick and are dealt with accordingly. Those who care to go to the Bonfire Card are simply attempting to bait others for shock value. I used to bite on that shit. Now, I just feel sorry for them that they have to resort to that level just so anyone will notice them. They're pathetic.

Rant on though with your Bonfire smack if you must. I could care less. It speaks volumes about yourself and doesn't faze me one bit.

Anyhow, back to the topic.

FLW, I have no idea who made that monster. Someone forwarded me the pics in email. I just think it is very impressive, no matter what school is represented. Of course, if it was Kansas State's stadium represented as a cake, it would look like this and not be as impressive.

IndyFrisco wrote:Anyhow, back to the topic.

FLW, I have no idea who made that monster. Someone forwarded me the pics in email. I just think it is very impressive, no matter what school is represented. Of course, if it was Kansas State's stadium represented as a cake, it would look like this and not be as impressive.

Bill Snyder Family Cupcake.
I like it!