Gumby's Transatlantic Crossing Canceled

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:lol:

could someone strike up Taps?
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The kids-size orange life jacket really gives the guy that authentic, ancient mariner look.
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I thought Gumby was green ??
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Mooney said he was traveling with three phone systems, three global positioning systems, solar panels, three water purifiers, an emergency life raft and "tons of food."

"I have backup maybe three times over," he said before departing. "I even have a backup rudder and three sets of oars." He also had a computer and a satellite Internet connection that he planned to use to keep a Web log as he traveled.
No wonder he sank.
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authenticaly commerate
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I wonder if he could swim?
He had an inflatable Donald Duck ring under the life jacket.

Poor guy, not only did his rowboat sink from the 18 thousand pounds of gear he had on board, but the sailors mocked him back at the dock for wearing the Elvis-in-Vegas, big-bells survival suit.
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Damn, Fester is on a roll today.
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88 wrote:
The Senegalese navy

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being rowed by IB with a bone in her nose. :lol:
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BWAAHAHAHA!
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That was no boat that sunk him.

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JCT wrote:
88 wrote:
The Senegalese navy

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being rowed by IB with a bone in her nose. :lol:
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JCT wrote:being rowed by IB with a bone in her nose. :lol:
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Bwah!

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