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How does one go from academically ineligible for three seasons to suddenly getting almost straight A's and projecting a 3.8 GPA for this semester? I don't know about most of you, but typically college classes got harder the further you went, especially in your intended major. Maybe dude is a genius of the Zack Morris mold. You know, just not challenged enough?

Chauncy Washington, RB, USC.

Weird how he finally managed to get eligible the year after Bush and White left.

Killian wrote:How does one go from academically ineligible for three seasons to suddenly getting almost straight A's and projecting a 3.8 GPA for this semester? I don't know about most of you, but typically college classes got harder the further you went, especially in your intended major. Maybe dude is a genius of the Zack Morris mold. You know, just not challenged enough?

You mean the 1502 he pulled out of his ass that got him into Yale?

Cicero wrote:

Killian wrote:How does one go from academically ineligible for three seasons to suddenly getting almost straight A's and projecting a 3.8 GPA for this semester? I don't know about most of you, but typically college classes got harder the further you went, especially in your intended major. Maybe dude is a genius of the Zack Morris mold. You know, just not challenged enough?

You mean the 1502 he pulled out of his ass that got him into Yale?

Stansbury

Cicero wrote:

Killian wrote:How does one go from academically ineligible for three seasons to suddenly getting almost straight A's and projecting a 3.8 GPA for this semester? I don't know about most of you, but typically college classes got harder the further you went, especially in your intended major. Maybe dude is a genius of the Zack Morris mold. You know, just not challenged enough?

You mean the 1502 he pulled out of his ass that got him into Yale?

Yeah. Boy was Jessie pissed.

MuchoBulls wrote:

Cicero wrote:

Killian wrote:How does one go from academically ineligible for three seasons to suddenly getting almost straight A's and projecting a 3.8 GPA for this semester? I don't know about most of you, but typically college classes got harder the further you went, especially in your intended major. Maybe dude is a genius of the Zack Morris mold. You know, just not challenged enough?

You mean the 1502 he pulled out of his ass that got him into Yale?

Stansbury

They offered but he chose Yale in the end.

Actually, he got rejected from Yale once he went on his interview. He ended up at CalU with Slater, Kelly, and Screech.

oh I thought the thread title was queery...

never mind

sin
Babs

Maybe he was in Ballroom Dancing 101 and Jerry Rice inspired him in Dancing With The Stars?

Believe the Heupel wrote:It's entirely possible he went to Austin Community College for a semester.

And what the fuck are you guys talking about with Zack and Kelly?

Nothing dude, don't worry about it. Just the time Zack, AC and Bob Golic ran train on her.

Killian wrote:

Believe the Heupel wrote:It's entirely possible he went to Austin Community College for a semester.

And what the fuck are you guys talking about with Zack and Kelly?

Nothing dude, don't worry about it. Just the time Zack, AC and Bob Golic ran train on her.

How bout the time Zach, AC and Screech helped him train for his 49ers tryout?

Killian wrote:Actually, he got rejected from Yale once he went on his interview. He ended up at CalU with Slater, Kelly, and Screech.

Kelly came in later since Leslie couldn't carry the female lead.

Killian wrote:Actually, he got rejected from Yale once he went on his interview. He ended up at CalU with Slater, Kelly, and Screech.

You mean Sanchez?

:D

Cicero wrote:

Killian wrote:

Believe the Heupel wrote:It's entirely possible he went to Austin Community College for a semester.

And what the fuck are you guys talking about with Zack and Kelly?

Nothing dude, don't worry about it. Just the time Zack, AC and Bob Golic ran train on her.

How bout the time Zach, AC and Screech helped him train for his 49ers tryout?

Was that around the time MPG died from an overdose of steroids because he wanted to play college football?

I've always figured Sanchez as a Vinny Chase-type. Didn't realize he was more Turtle, than Aqua Man.

Amy Jo Johnson was hot.

Killian wrote:Was that around the time MPG died from an overdose of steroids because he wanted to play college football?

Mark Paul Gosselar?

Believe the Heupel wrote:Are you fucking homos really talking about Saved by the Bell?

Did you not read the title, "Query"?


Query + USC multiply by Cicero = Homo Save by the Bell Discussion

Go fuck yourself. Some of us here grew up watching that show.

Sorry, but even when I was 12 I knew what was gay and what was not gay. Saved By The Bell was gay.

Fellating hatchet wounds...not gay.

You're just the coolest fucking guy Indy.

Sorry dude. Tried to watch it. Really did. It was just a kiddie soap opera. I preferred to play outside Saturday mornings as opposed to watching soap operas or cartoons. Being in year round soccer up until high school kept me busy on weekends anyways. Just didn't like the show nor did I have time to watch it.

Watched it before football games in the fall, had it on as back ground during middle school (after school) and drank to it in college.

Rack "I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so......scared!"

IndyFrisco wrote:Sorry dude. Tried to watch it. Really did. It was just a kiddie soap opera. I preferred to play outside Saturday mornings as opposed to watching soap operas or cartoons. Being in year round soccer up until high school kept me busy on weekends anyways. Just didn't like the show nor did I have time to watch it.

Nah, I hear ya. Just I was like 10 when it started and I was never a fan of cartoons plus Kelly was a hottie.


RACK "There's no hope with dope."

I'm no soccer fanatic, but I don't see why it gets such a bad rap. It is a very physical sport and you gotta be in MUCH better shape, cardio-wise, than you do most other sports.

I wasn't much of a football player. I was more into soccer, baseball and golf. PLayed 2 years of football in middle school and it just wasn't for me. It was my favorite sport to watch...still is...just couldn't play it.

In fact, I can tell you why I didn't like playing football. I was always one of the shortest kids. I always seemed to hit my growth spurts late. At the end of my sophomore year of high school, I was 5'2". I grew 10" in the next 2 years.

Anyhow, in middle school, we could start playing football in 7th grade. I missed tryouts due to a broken arm. 2 games or so into the season, I had my cast off and I asked the coach if I could play. He asked me what position I played and I told him I had never really played football. He asked what I did play and I said soccer and baseball. He put a ball on a tee and asked me to kick it. I kicked it about 50 yards. He told me I was the new kicker.

Anyhow, I suit up. Of course, all my pads and uniform were way too big for me. Coach tells me that as the kicker, after the kick, my job is to be the "wedge buster". I was like, wtf is that? I was supposed to lead the team down the field and bust the wall of offensive linemen that was the first line.

I got my ass kicked Rudy-stayle so bad. I'm the smallest kid on the field probably and I'm the one going head first into a wall of giants. My 7th and 8th grade years I got my ass so kicked I didn't enjoy playing the game. I was a really good kicker. Made a 40 yarder my 8th grade year. Just didn't like getting my ass kicked every practice and game.

Then when I hit high school, I was shooting in the mid to high 70s as a freshman. Golf and soccer it was for me. Then my golf coach says I have to pick golf or soccer because the golf team plays year round and he only wants committed golfers who aren't going to get hurt playing a game like soccer so I quit soccer.

Fuck him.

IndyFrisco wrote:I'm no soccer fanatic, but I don't see why it gets such a bad rap.

Well, these are a few reasons:














Although, this dude has nothing on Prothro:

Most of those are red-Xed probably due to my work filtering. In any case, it is a very physical sport that you have to be in excellent shape to play. You wanna equate American kids playing soccer with Euros gaying it up, that's your thing.

IndyFrisco wrote:Most of those are red-Xed probably due to my work filtering. In any case, it is a very physical sport that you have to be in excellent shape to play. You wanna equate American kids playing soccer with Euros gaying it up, that's your thing.

Touche.

IndyFrisco wrote: You wanna equate American kids playing soccer with Euros gaying it up, that's your thing.

I got to agree with Indy.

Do we judge hunting based on how the Euros do or anything else for that matter?

I am too afraid to watch NFL Europe because I really dont want to see how they decide to gay that up

Mr T wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote: You wanna equate American kids playing soccer with Euros gaying it up, that's your thing.

I got to agree with Indy.

Do we judge hunting based on how the Euros do or anything else for that matter?

I am too afraid to watch NFL Europe because I really dont want to see how they decide to gay that up

fucking whistles did me in. couldnt stand 5 min of it.

Killian wrote:How does one go from academically ineligible for three seasons to suddenly getting almost straight A's and projecting a 3.8 GPA for this semester? I don't know about most of you, but typically college classes got harder the further you went, especially in your intended major. Maybe dude is a genius of the Zack Morris mold. You know, just not challenged enough?

Let's be clear about two things. First, Washington is a dumbass and I also question his academics.

Second, the dude is easily 30 pounds overweight and I'm not sure he's going to see too much playing time. I've seen the kid at workouts...he needs to mix in about ten salads.

I'm icepicking out my eyes, but racking Killian...

Mr T wrote:

IndyFrisco wrote: You wanna equate American kids playing soccer with Euros gaying it up, that's your thing.

I got to agree with Indy.

Do we judge hunting based on how the Euros do ?

Hmm...judging hunting I imagine would be pretty hard to do in Europe, hell when you think about it is pretty GAY over there...from an American Hunting standpoint anyway. Can't own a gun in your home, and most of the shit is protected other than trampsing around on a fucking horse shooting at foxes with dogs bearing down their track...or perhaps the ocassional dove hunt....or possibly rabbit hunting???? Anyway...most of the European hunters save up and pay to hunt in Canada or Russia....some place that has some serious big game action.

European hunters are gay.

What a great analogy T! How in the fuck did you pull that from your ass?

P.S. Indy...your soccer skills any better than your poker skills? :wink: We need game soon.

I'm going to be in Orlando part of next week and some unknown tropical destination for 5 days after that. The wife is surprising me with a vacation that I don't know where we are going until we get to the airport for my 30th birthday next week. That's right. I turn 30 next week. Fuckin OLD man I am now!

But yeah, we need to get a game on. I cleaned up at your house last time playing poker. I'll take that game anytime.

I could let everyone believe that you are some savvy great poker player with that last line...but I think I'll have them know that a blind man who knew the word "call" could have cleaned house in your seat the other night.

I'm actually "even steven" for the most part. Usually +/- $15. I rarely have lost more than a 20 spot and I have rarely won more than the same. ;)

^^^^^Jon plays poker for a living perhaps you can invite him over?