T1B

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 6:43 pm**

...to describe the person above you.

You smell worse than a freshly fucked Puerto Rican cooter on a hot august afternoon.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 7:11 pm**

Your fingers are as divine as the pope's nostril hair

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 7:11 pm**

How about haiku...

carp asphalt eggs ass
heated by the midday sun
no match for your breath

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 7:14 pm**

You are as frightful as an engine developed solely for the countenance of sexual inuendo by country music.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 7:19 pm**

You have less of a chance of getting laid than a freshly cropped eunich at a Promise Keepers convention.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 7:28 pm**

People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 7:52 pm**

After gnawing your girls snizz.....your face looks like a bulldog after eating a bowl of custard.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 7:53 pm**

Last night at the soak and poke crut got his expansion joint worked like an asian kid in a sneaker factory.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 7:56 pm**

2!

"work my poop chute like a Colombian kid in an emerald mine" - JCT in a 3-way on GakBack Mountain

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 8:05 pm**

jtr wrote:Your fingers are as divine as the pope's nostril hair

That's a "similie" you goofball tard!

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 8:25 pm**

AP is a metal machine, laying down stone cold licks.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 8:40 pm**

Your eyes are much like milky pools of pantyhose

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 9:11 pm**

jtr wrote:Your eyes are much like milky pools of pantyhose

...wouldn't know a metaphor if it crawled up his ass, gestated for a day or two, then grabbed a banjo and made him fart to the theme from Deliverance.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 9:13 pm**

jtr wrote:Your eyes are much like milky pools of pantyhose

Another similie you fucki... ahh fuck it.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 9:16 pm**

Ap thinks im as dumb as the last place loser in the rock, paper, scissors championship.

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 9:22 pm**

And your point is?

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 9:35 pm**

Dude is it true you went to nj just for an internet lover?

Posted: **Mon May 08, 2006 10:00 pm**

Went to NJ because my FBI buddy's wife dared me to do it after not going there 6 years ago when I fell in love with the region. I just wanted to do it and have some fun... which I did you sackless tard that will never get laid.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 12:20 am**

Always though You went to NJ because of some Eyetalian chick.

In other words, Your big rig needed service, and her garage was more open than Michael Jacksons bedroom door on "Ten year old boys visiting day" at Neverland Ranch.

And that's what you met-her-phor, right? ;)

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 12:23 am**

AP is the prodigal son; David Lee Roth's gigalo to Van Halen's mattress.

jtr is the stain on the mattress.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 12:38 am**

SoCal is the Afghani whore's blistered taint of All Things Sports.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 12:40 am**

Van is the pithy ooze from Blondie's Snatch Serpent.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 12:42 am**

SoCal Is the M. Perk of sexual congress.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 12:54 am**

Van is the pusillanimous closeted gestapo of the keyboard.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 12:55 am**

Mister Bushice wrote:Always though You went to NJ because of some Eyetalian chick.

In other words, Your big rig needed service, and her garage was more open than Michael Jacksons bedroom door on "Ten year old boys visiting day" at Neverland Ranch.

And that's what you met-her-phor, right? ;)

Good work mang! You are the "i post alot" that resides in Ken's manfunnel on his off days which are pretty much everyday.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 1:04 am**

Crap...

AP snuck in after SoCal so now he's above me here...

Ummm....

AP is the Jeff Emig of sobriety.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 1:09 am**

Van is the left-euretha of Moorese's forked penis.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 1:13 am**

SoCal is the money shot in JTR's version of Hamlet.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 1:15 am**

Van is the Chatsworth of Sacramento.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 1:17 am**

SoCal is the Wendell Tyler of erudition.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 1:23 am**

Hate to break this up, but jtr is the "similie smack" master.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 1:23 am**

Van is the Don Strock of cuckholders.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 1:27 am**

Errr, how could I be a "cuckholder"??

SoCal is the Index of malaprops.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 1:31 am**

err, cuckholds!

Van is the limp gimp of temerity.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 1:35 am**

SoCal is the Vito From "The Sopranos" of minty fresh breath.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 1:37 am**

Van is the fence-shepherd for the jtr flock.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 1:41 am**

SoCal is the JTR's crusty sock of social slickitude.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 1:47 am**

Van is the barnacled-leech on Filthy McNastie's fetid nutsack.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 1:49 am**

SoCal is the Johnny Bench of sodomy.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 1:53 am**

Van is the Irie of gazers.

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