Am I making you horny, baby? RRrrroowwwrrRR!

OCmike · Post by **OCmike** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:06 pm

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/05/0 ... mp0ut.html

Iran's hardline Islamic regime has had enough of footballers with long hair and plucked eyebrows.

"I will ban athletes with an effeminate look," the head of the country's Physical Education Organisation, Mohammad Ali-Abadi said, told the Etemad-Melli newspaper.

"It is really disgraceful for Iran that young people step onto fields wearing make-up," the top official fumed. "When a man enters the field with dyed hair and groomed eyebrows he is disrespecting society."

The paper said Ali-Abadi appeared to be particularly worried about footballers, and warned that "even though they get away with it now, they will be disqualified in future".

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:11 pm

And in a related note a short clumsy Fla man just tossed his tweezers overboard.

Rich Fader · Post by **Rich Fader** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:32 pm

Heh. I thought this was going to be another British dentistry story.

:twisted:

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Mon May 08, 2006 7:39 pm

What about the frolicking and spooning that occurs after each goal?

My gawd, they're messing with the vary foundations of the game.

A.C. Crut · Post by **A.C. Crut** » Mon May 08, 2006 8:00 pm

^^^^^

"i put the 'nut cup' in goal baby, oh yeah i'm feeling randy...and frank, and wayne and thierry" - HoboFag