Sudden Sam wrote:At the least, she could do irreparable damage to my noggin.
If I go down, I want it noted.
Sounds like a pretty nasty cooter.
In case I am killed by a lesbian...
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Goober McTuber
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Re: In case I am killed by a lesbian...
Sounds like a pretty nasty cooter.
Joe in PB wrote: Yeah I'm the dumbass
schmick, speaking about Larry Nassar's pubescent and prepubescent victims wrote: They couldn't even kick that doctors ass
Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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Do you live in San Diego Sam?
BSmack wrote:I can certainly infer from that blurb alone that you are self righteous, bible believing, likely a Baptist or Presbyterian...
Miryam wrote:but other than that, it's cool, man. you're a christer.
LTS TRN 2 wrote:Okay, Sunny, yer cards are on table as a flat-out Christer.
Excellent. You get big points from me for being either oblivious to the female golfer or even more impressive, seeing that the two were a couple and heedlessly pushing on to see what would happen.
Why is this bitch still mad? What man hasn't been out on a date and had some assclown (no offense SS) hit on the woman with him. You either let that roll off your back or fight the dude right then and there but why hold a grudge for such a long time? I have a good friend who I KNOW hit on a woman I dated in the past. We both know about that situation but we don't dwell on it. Life is too short and there are too many women out there to worry about one.
If that womyn still wants to fight you, you may need to give her a quick swat on the nose, just to get her attention and let her know that she is picking a fight with an actual man, and not some chick who stuffs her pants and eats pussy. That should work.
Why is this bitch still mad? What man hasn't been out on a date and had some assclown (no offense SS) hit on the woman with him. You either let that roll off your back or fight the dude right then and there but why hold a grudge for such a long time? I have a good friend who I KNOW hit on a woman I dated in the past. We both know about that situation but we don't dwell on it. Life is too short and there are too many women out there to worry about one.
If that womyn still wants to fight you, you may need to give her a quick swat on the nose, just to get her attention and let her know that she is picking a fight with an actual man, and not some chick who stuffs her pants and eats pussy. That should work.
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Should you come across the miltiant muff mower again, look her square in the eyes and say....
"you still bent at me for postin' up on your squirrel? Sa'll good, I ain't hit it...YET. But you know old girl is just one stiff dickin' away from leaving you, tuna-breath. You do know that, right Butch?"
If that doesn't work, fall down and yell "hate crime".
"you still bent at me for postin' up on your squirrel? Sa'll good, I ain't hit it...YET. But you know old girl is just one stiff dickin' away from leaving you, tuna-breath. You do know that, right Butch?"
If that doesn't work, fall down and yell "hate crime".
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RACK!!!mvscal wrote:Unless you happen to be an emasculated white liberal riddled with misplaced guilt and fear.Invictus wrote:If that womyn still wants to fight you, you may need to give her a quick swat on the nose, just to get her attention and let her know that she is picking a fight with an actual man, and not some chick who stuffs her pants and eats pussy. That should work.
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...classic..welcome back CrutA.C. Crut wrote:Should you come across the miltiant muff mower again, look her square in the eyes and say....
"you still bent at me for postin' up on your squirrel? Sa'll good, I ain't hit it...YET. But you know old girl is just one stiff dickin' away from leaving you, tuna-breath. You do know that, right Butch?"
If that doesn't work, fall down and yell "hate crime".
JIP said...Hell, Michael Sam has more integrity than you do.
