If Life was Like TV...

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:06 pm

-which show would you pick?

Gotta go with the Waltons as my Number one. Owning your own mountain wouldn't suck.

Honorable mentions:

Munsters - for the cool house
Northern Exposure - for the cool town
Andy Griffith Show - for cool pals like Floyd, Goober, Gomer, and the Darlings.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:10 pm

Gotta go with Mayberry RFD and the Andy Griffith crowd. I mean, where else can a lost robot go for directions from the friendly and courteous constable.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:10 pm

I'd go with this:

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:14 pm

There was one? Never heard of it.

Gilligan's Island wouldn't be bad, what with the Ginger and the MaryAnne. First order of business would be to bury Gilligan up to his neck in the sand and watch the crabs come in.

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:15 pm

Entourage

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:23 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:-which show would you pick?

Gotta go with the Waltons as my Number one. Owning your own mountain wouldn't suck.

And don't forget the Baldwin sisters and their constant supply of moonshine. And the Dew Drop Inn looked right down home.

Northern Exposure - for the cool town

With my luck I'd probably date that chick whose boyfriends all die. But Hollings place looked like my kind of bar. And I definitely would listen to the Chris in the Morning Show. In fact, I wonder why John Corbett doesn't have his own Satellite Radio show.....

OK, just Googled Corbett and the fucker has a record deal, a single going up the country charts and is nailing Bo Derek on the side. I guess I can see why he isn't worried about doing a radio show.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11549462/

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:26 pm

Charmed. But i'd have to have teh powers, like x-ray vision and stuff.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:28 pm

What's Happening.

IB can be shirly, JTR can be re-run.

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:29 pm

I don't know about what show I want but all our friends swear we are the Barone's from "Everbody Loves Raymond"... That damn show busted my "I don't know how" trick.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:32 pm

Scratch my choice I want to go with Barnaby Jones.

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:42 pm

Chico and the Man

--e

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:43 pm

SunCoastSooner wrote:I don't know about what show I want but all our friends swear we are the Barone's from "Everbody Loves Raymond"... That damn show busted my "I don't know how" trick.

How's your clavicle?

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:43 pm

e wrote:Oz

~prime x

See, I'd thought he'd go with the ambiguously gay duo.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:44 pm

Speaking of Barnaby Jones, the Beverly Hillbillies would be an ultra-cool gig.

-Cement Pond
-Spooks that play organ music in the walls (whenever the doorbell is rung)
-The Fancy Eatin' Table in the Billy-yard room, complete with pot passers
-Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs dropping in all the time for hoedowns
-80 million in the bank
-The ultra-cool truck, which converts into a spy car

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:27 pm

Jethro trying to decide whether he wants to
be a brain surgeon or a fry cook---
and making like a "double-naught" spy !!
The writers of that show had a blast the
first season or so !

SunCoastSooner · Post by **SunCoastSooner** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:31 pm

jtr wrote:
SunCoastSooner wrote:I don't know about what show I want but all our friends swear we are the Barone's from "Everbody Loves Raymond"... That damn show busted my "I don't know how" trick.
How's your clavicle?

I don't know if you are referencing the show or the fact that my clavicle really has been broken before. Yes I do try and milk it every time "I feel it's going to rain", it's the last trick I have left that works in this marriage.

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:56 pm

Of course, one extra perk about the Beverly Hillbilly clan...

At least, back in the day. :wink:

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:58 pm

Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs dropping in all the time for hoedowns

This woiuld actually be real cool.....

I run with Perry Mason. It is still on here for an hour and a half starting at 11:30 am.

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Wed May 10, 2006 11:18 pm

Magnum PI

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Wed May 10, 2006 11:26 pm

JCT wrote:What's Happening.

IB can be shirly, JTR can be re-run.

and m2 can be the skinny soul brothah in glasses.......rack

mothster · Post by **mothster** » Wed May 10, 2006 11:35 pm

ironside------

moving sale

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Wed May 10, 2006 11:45 pm

/::banJCTe ::/

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Wed May 10, 2006 11:57 pm

Wally and the Beav from "Leave it to Beaver."

Rip City

PrimeX · Post by **PrimeX** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:03 am

e wrote:homosay

e wrote:what?

I don't even watch the telly unless it's sports, therefore I am immune to the vulgarity you spew.

Don't tickle my elmo.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:04 am

what ??
no love for "COPS" ??

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:13 am

Wolfman wrote:what ??
no love for "COPS" ??

Nah.
I wouldn't call that stuff fun.

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:23 am

Bobby42 wrote:
Wolfman wrote:what ??
no love for "COPS" ??
Nah.
I wouldn't call that stuff fun.

You mean that it's not fun cleaning out your unit after dumping your vomiting, drunk prisoner at the jail? :wink:

Bobby42 · Post by **Bobby42** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:26 am

Diego in Seattle wrote:
Bobby42 wrote:
Wolfman wrote:what ??
no love for "COPS" ??
Nah.
I wouldn't call that stuff fun.
You mean that it's not fun cleaning out your unit after dumping your vomiting, drunk prisoner at the jail? :wink:

That or spraying it down after the dirtbag pissed in it.

Mike the Lab Rat · Post by **Mike the Lab Rat** » Thu May 11, 2006 12:56 am

Uncle Fester wrote:-which show would you pick?

MST3K

Dr. Clayton Forrester is my frigging hero.

Mister Bushice · Post by **Mister Bushice** » Thu May 11, 2006 1:22 am

Ummm.. Houston?

I've got nerd alarms going off all over the place here. What just happened?

Jay in Phoenix · Post by **Jay in Phoenix** » Thu May 11, 2006 2:11 pm

Mike TLR: "Oh Dr. Forrester, you're my friggin' hero!"

Dr. F. : "Fetch me another stool sample boy, and while you're
back there, play my rusty trombone."

MST3K rocked.

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Thu May 11, 2006 2:24 pm

Jay in Phoenix wrote:one extra perk

We're already reached our limit on Perks, but thanks for the offer.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu May 11, 2006 3:08 pm

Night Calls

quacker backer · Post by **quacker backer** » Thu May 11, 2006 11:57 pm

Derron wrote: I run with Perry Mason. It is still on here for an hour and a half starting at 11:30 am.

How can Perry mason be on for 1 1/2 hours?????

moron

Terry in Crapchester · Mon May 15, 2006 3:10 pm

mothster wrote:
JCT wrote:What's Happening.

IB can be shirly, JTR can be re-run.
and m2 can be the skinny soul brothah in glasses.......rack

Along those lines . . .

How about mvscal as Rog's sister, Dee? Same sunny disposition, and both are hanging around mostly to be a pest.

As for me, work-wise it would be Night Court minus the funny judge. At home? My wife and I are probably a (slightly) younger version of Frank and Estelle Costanza.

lk_pick1 · Post by **lk_pick1** » Mon May 15, 2006 3:17 pm

This is fun.

#3 I would want to be Miss Diane from Romper Room and every day I would say the name Lanakay BECAUSE SHE NEVER SAID IT.

#2 I would want to be Jaclyn Smith on Charlie's Angels.

and #1 of all I WANT TO BE SISTER PETRELL on the Flying Nun.

This is fun!

I can't see why any of you would want to be on Mayberry - hell, I think I only saw one other kid besides Opie on there, and I don't remember too many preggos either, which means those people didn't have much sex.

Cornhusker · Post by **Cornhusker** » Mon May 15, 2006 6:29 pm

Never, and I mean never watched an episode, but I've seen just enough to know where I'd wanna be.

Ken · Post by **Ken** » Mon May 15, 2006 6:49 pm

Easy...
To have this piece of ass cook me a meal every day? As a bonus, given that it's cooked in under 30 minutes, that's that much more time in the sack too.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Mon May 15, 2006 7:05 pm

Rachel Ray? Good God, she’s one of the most annoying bitches on TV. You two should get along fine. And that picture is extremely kind to her. On a scale of 1 to 10, she’s no more than a 7.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » Mon May 15, 2006 7:08 pm

Rachel is cute but Giada is so much better looking. I'd want to get "Behind Her Big Bash."

T1B

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