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... fuck is wrong with kids today?

12 year old charged with poisoning classmates

When I was a kid- you would get into a fight after school... or at the mall on the weekend. Kids are now poisoning each other b/c of shaving cream? I think I am going to home school my daughter...
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What's the obssesion with you and underaged kids?

This is becoming a little disturbing.
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m2 wrote:What's the obssesion with you and underaged kids?

This is becoming a little disturbing.

It's not that much worse than your obsession with bad football teams...
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BBMarley wrote:... fuck is wrong with kids today?
Genesis 3:3 but of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

Genesis 3:6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
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Oh STFU with that insane Bible bullshit. Fuck, you're as much a reason for the 'fuckedupness' of the world as they are.
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Who's the 'they' that I am as fuckedededassupassnipple as ... ?



Man was created in God's image, to be happy.
Why is man not happy...?
He is separated from God. (Gen 3:6)
He comes under influence from satan.
He develops 'spiritual problems' and can not find rest or peace.
Mental problems come.
Then physical problems.
Then he dies and goes to hell.
His spiritual problems are passed down to his next generation.

You do know the way that God gave us to get out from this ... ?
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Shoalzie wrote:
m2 wrote:What's the obssesion with you and underaged kids?

This is becoming a little disturbing.

It's not that much worse than your obsession with bad football teams...


IS IT THE SHOES?!?!
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Genesis 3:3 but of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

Genesis 3:6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.
Genesis 9: Jackson5: And God sayeth, "Hey, I wanted thou to be ignorant and stupid and now you've gone and fukked it up. Say your prayers."

And Eve sayeth, "Hey, I like apples. Sue me."

And the Lord balled up his fists and said, "One of these days, Eve, one of these days... --to the moon!"

And so there was a great curse put upon apples, snakes, women, and knowledge, and Adam cancelled his order for the Encyclopedia Brittanica and refused to eat pie.

And the Lord smote him with a flyswatter and caused Eve to choke on a chickenbreast. And Abbott begat Ablehoo and Doubleday, who begat Flem and Gomer and Gambleputty...
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