Best Places to Stay in Vegas?
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Best Places to Stay in Vegas?
We have the tower suite in August, at the Mirage. I picked it because of the Tigers. I've never been to Vegas, so I really don't know what is the top of the line and what isn't.
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99.99% of us will never even get a whiff of the "top of the line" in Vegas.
Just keep thinking to yourself that the $200-250 / night "suite" you booked is top of the line and you'll be happy.
Some simple advice to enjoy your trip:
1) Bring as much cash as you want to lose, when it's gone stop playing.
2) Don't use any plastic to get youself "even".
3) Lot's of free stuff to see and inexpensive places to eat (see #1)
4) it will be HOT there in August Sin, MA
.. others shall add on (pile on).
99.99% of us will never even get a whiff of the "top of the line" in Vegas.
Just keep thinking to yourself that the $200-250 / night "suite" you booked is top of the line and you'll be happy.
Some simple advice to enjoy your trip:
1) Bring as much cash as you want to lose, when it's gone stop playing.
2) Don't use any plastic to get youself "even".
3) Lot's of free stuff to see and inexpensive places to eat (see #1)
4) it will be HOT there in August Sin, MA
.. others shall add on (pile on).
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The entire reason we are going is because (a) I've never been (b) if I have to take another vacation in Mexico, someone named Jose might get run over by a rental car (c) its one of my significant other's favorite places, and (d) we're getting married.The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:Pick,
99.99% of us will never even get a whiff of the "top of the line" in Vegas.
Just keep thinking to yourself that the $200-250 / night "suite" you booked is top of the line and you'll be happy.
I thought it seemed extremely reasonable. Much cheaper than the places we've stayed in Cancun.
Some simple advice to enjoy your trip:
1) Bring as much cash as you want to lose, when it's gone stop playing.
That is kind of the plan.
2) Don't use any plastic to get youself "even".
I never thought about that. We use plastic for everything.
3) Lot's of free stuff to see and inexpensive places to eat (see #1)
We are going to see that Cirque thing and I forgot what all else. I think I would like to eat at Penn & Teller's restaurant.
4) it will be HOT there in August Sin, MA
I plan on staying indoors as much as possible.
.. others shall add on (pile on).
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We've been to the Great Wolf already, just to see. We have tickets for the speedway, but we don't winnebego, cheap motel or whatever, we just come home. You must not be a Nascar fan.
I just talked to the man, I've been looking at these hotels - This Wynn thing he mentioned looks pretty nice, but I can't see paying that kind of money just to stay in a hotel, when we could spend it on shows and gambling.
I just talked to the man, I've been looking at these hotels - This Wynn thing he mentioned looks pretty nice, but I can't see paying that kind of money just to stay in a hotel, when we could spend it on shows and gambling.
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It isn't booked yet, it is what I picked. I wanted to stay at the place with the tigers. He gave me a funny look and I think I am beginning to understand why.TenTallBen wrote:If you already booked your room the why in the hell are you asking for hotel recommendations?
My project for the day is to find a place so we can get everything taken care of. He already has the chapel thing lined out.
Just left him a vm to tell him to look at the email I sent with the link. Cool.Jsc810 wrote:Big Elvis is great, that wasn't a joke, go see him. How can you get married in Vegas and not see Elvis? You can't (there probably are 1000), but Big Elvis has a great voice, and he's worth seeing.
Free show, near the blackjack tables. Trust me on this.
I know there are a lot of them - one of them is going to be our chaplain.
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Rack the Glove! GP in the house. Top billin'.TenTallBen wrote:Be sure to say hello to this ambassador of goodwill.
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I see you are a very discerning consumer. May I suggest some other fine products? Be sure to try the Screaming Eagle table wine, for example.I picked it because of the Tigers.
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Also, make sure to fall-face first on the pavement again, prior to poker-playing. The face bandages can serve as a Poker Face, which otherwise might be hard for a rube.
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mvscal wrote:France totally kicks ass.
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lk_pick1 wrote:Well, it would sure be expensive. Maybe we can do two nights there, although I'm not quite seeing the point.Felix wrote:it's Steve Wynn.....the Donald Trump of Las Vegas.....After researching this Wynn, place, I'm trying to figure out what the really big deal is.
It's only a multi billion dollar resort with some of the best new restaurants in the country, high end shopping, a championship golf course and a ferrari dealership. I'd stick with Circus Circus if I were you.
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Just got back from Vegas 2 days ago, and hit just about every new badass (and old badass) offerings. RACK my poker dealing brother for V.I.P'ing us all over and getting us comped endlessly.
We stood at the Luxor and Mandalay bay. Personally, Mandalay has always brought me good luck in the gambling arena, and they have the sweet ass wave pool to fuck around in when I need a break from throwing the chips down.
Luxor was OK. Wouldnt stay there again, but cant beat the price on a room with a jacuzzi. Problem is, you dont spend much time in the room. Mandalays rooms are nails. Period.
Things to not miss:
1. Voodoo Lounge at the Rio. Most of the place is an open roof setting, and is fucking spectacular. A little pricey for most, but worth every damn penny.
2. Coyote Ugly in New York New York. Hot bitches dancing on a bar and giving free shots of booze to you-that doesnt suck. Fun place to spend an hour or two at.
3. Clubs-If you dig clubs, then these are the ones to hit: Pure, Studio 54, and Jet. RA in Luxor was cool, but not on the same planet as the previous 3 mentioned. Fucking great time and fucking hot ass women everywhere-the ratio is fucking rediculous.
4. Gambling-The Bellagio, Mandalay, and Venetian are my current favorites-mainly due to the beautiful atmosphere.
5. Shows-Fuck 'em-never watch them as they are a serious waste of gambling/party/fucking time for me. The only thing I took the time out for to check out was the shark reef experience at Mandalay (Fucking dope as hell) and seeing Eleanor (im a car freak) at the Imperial Palace in a car show.
RACK the fun you're about to experience-theres no place quite like vegas.

We stood at the Luxor and Mandalay bay. Personally, Mandalay has always brought me good luck in the gambling arena, and they have the sweet ass wave pool to fuck around in when I need a break from throwing the chips down.
Luxor was OK. Wouldnt stay there again, but cant beat the price on a room with a jacuzzi. Problem is, you dont spend much time in the room. Mandalays rooms are nails. Period.
Things to not miss:
1. Voodoo Lounge at the Rio. Most of the place is an open roof setting, and is fucking spectacular. A little pricey for most, but worth every damn penny.
2. Coyote Ugly in New York New York. Hot bitches dancing on a bar and giving free shots of booze to you-that doesnt suck. Fun place to spend an hour or two at.
3. Clubs-If you dig clubs, then these are the ones to hit: Pure, Studio 54, and Jet. RA in Luxor was cool, but not on the same planet as the previous 3 mentioned. Fucking great time and fucking hot ass women everywhere-the ratio is fucking rediculous.
4. Gambling-The Bellagio, Mandalay, and Venetian are my current favorites-mainly due to the beautiful atmosphere.
5. Shows-Fuck 'em-never watch them as they are a serious waste of gambling/party/fucking time for me. The only thing I took the time out for to check out was the shark reef experience at Mandalay (Fucking dope as hell) and seeing Eleanor (im a car freak) at the Imperial Palace in a car show.
RACK the fun you're about to experience-theres no place quite like vegas.
JCT wrote: I'd stick with Circus Circus if I were you.

Raydah James wrote:Just got back from Vegas 2 days ago, and hit just about every new badass (and old badass) offerings. RACK my poker dealing brother for V.I.P'ing us all over and getting us comped endlessly.
We stood at the Luxor and Mandalay bay. Personally, Mandalay has always brought me good luck in the gambling arena, and they have the sweet ass wave pool to fuck around in when I need a break from throwing the chips down.
He has stayed at Mandalay Bay before, we want to go somewhere different.
Luxor was OK. Wouldnt stay there again, but cant beat the price on a room with a jacuzzi. Problem is, you dont spend much time in the room. Mandalays rooms are nails. Period.
We have two jacuzzis at home - that isn't a thing with us.
Things to not miss:
1. Voodoo Lounge at the Rio. Most of the place is an open roof setting, and is fucking spectacular. A little pricey for most, but worth every damn penny.
You're the fourth person to tell me that. We will definitely check that out.
2. Coyote Ugly in New York New York. Hot bitches dancing on a bar and giving free shots of booze to you-that doesnt suck. Fun place to spend an hour or two at.
Not interested here.
3. Clubs-If you dig clubs, then these are the ones to hit: Pure, Studio 54, and Jet. RA in Luxor was cool, but not on the same planet as the previous 3 mentioned. Fucking great time and fucking hot ass women everywhere-the ratio is fucking rediculous.
Again, not so interested. I know he's been to several of those places, but this is like a honeymoon thing, not a "pick up some ass" thing.
4. Gambling-The Bellagio, Mandalay, and Venetian are my current favorites-mainly due to the beautiful atmosphere.
Bellagio is one of his favorite gambling places too.
5. Shows-Fuck 'em-never watch them as they are a serious waste of gambling/party/fucking time for me. The only thing I took the time out for to check out was the shark reef experience at Mandalay (Fucking dope as hell) and seeing Eleanor (im a car freak) at the Imperial Palace in a car show.
That would be rather cool, I'm familiar
RACK the fun you're about to experience-theres no place quite like vegas.
JCT wrote: I'd stick with Circus Circus if I were you.
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If you stay at the Rio, be sure to keep your eye out for this guy.
After 9 hours of going back and forth with it, I think that Mirage will be the place we stay, actually. It is a lot more reasonable than Wynn's place.Adelpiero wrote:mirage is a very nice hotel
venetian is topline. you cant do wrong with any hotel on central strip
but lk, you would be a better fit at the imperial palace. you kc rednecks would go wild for the dealertainers.
if you can get a suite at mirage, book it immediately.
BTW, I'm the only redneck who lives here.
lk_pick1 wrote:After 9 hours of going back and forth with it, I think that Mirage will be the place we stay, actually. It is a lot more reasonable than Wynn's place.Adelpiero wrote:mirage is a very nice hotel
venetian is topline. you cant do wrong with any hotel on central strip
but lk, you would be a better fit at the imperial palace. you kc rednecks would go wild for the dealertainers.
if you can get a suite at mirage, book it immediately.
BTW, I'm the only redneck who lives here.
mirage rooms start at 100ish a night for deluxe
venetian and wynn start at almost 400 a night for a deluxe. so huge difference. mirage is primo spot on center strip
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Adelpiero wrote:
but lk, you would be a better fit at the imperial palace. you kc rednecks would go wild for the dealertainers.

I fucking HATE the Imperial Palace with a passion. When told by my bro that the car show was there, I was fucking stunned. Seriously, WTF is something that dope doing in God's waiting room?
A shithole like that doesnt deserve to have a display of cars ranging from 50K to over a million, Period.
Oh, and places to skip include ESPN Zone in New York New York (Pathetically weak) anything in Excaliturd (It was purposely made with kids in mind

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