Isn't WORK a 4 letter word?

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Isn't WORK a 4 letter word?

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When I think of Chelsea another 4 letter word comes to mind.

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I don't know what it is, but she's just totally do-able. I think it's that intellectual nerd "hot" thing she has going for her.
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I've definitely seen worse pics of Chelsea.

Not bad at all.
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Exactly. I was watching a profile yesterday of First Ladies and how they raised their kids. I'd say Hiliary did quite well with Chelsea and Chelsea has come a long way from 1993. She is very attractive and smart.
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She's fucking ugly. Makeup and money can do wonders.
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Cicero wrote:She's fucking ugly. Makeup and money can do wonders.
Yea, I know, you've had hotter.

Right?

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Im no Brad Pitt, but I've punished girls who were hotter than Billary's love child.
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No, no you haven't.
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Chelsea is ugly. UGLY her face cause pain.
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Maybe if her eyes were more slanty and her two front teeth were buck and if her hair was black and straight, THEN maybe she would be hot right Bakedfelice?
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I have nothing against Chelsea, but you know she'll have her mom's thighs in about 15 years. Then in 20, her thighs and calves will look like her mom's and you will never admit, even to your poker buddies, that you bopped the bologna to her.

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Chelsea is doing fine just like any
other college grad---
out of school and a 6 figure starting
salary !!
I remember mine like it was yesterday.

PS--
I must have missed all the "Lenoman" jokes
about the 4 letter word ! I guess Dan Q.
got all the love back then.
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Invictus wrote:Maybe if her eyes were more slanty and her two front teeth were buck and if her hair was black and straight, THEN maybe she would be hot right Bakedfelice?
My girl's eyes aren't all slanty. They're mainly round. I think it was because she had contacts at a young age because she actually has eyelids. Freaking gorgeous.

Now only if she was subservient and good at math.
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She looks like her mom. No thanks.
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Wolfman wrote:Chelsea is doing fine just like any
other college grad---
out of school and a 6 figure starting
salary !!
I remember mine like it was yesterday.
A Republican smacking snide remarks about nepotisim?

Thanks a lot James. The irony meter just shit the bed.
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Bizzarofelice wrote:
Invictus wrote:Maybe if her eyes were more slanty and her two front teeth were buck and if her hair was black and straight, THEN maybe she would be hot right Bakedfelice?
My girl's eyes aren't all slanty. They're mainly round. I think it was because she had contacts at a young age because she actually has eyelids. Freaking gorgeous.

Now only if she was subservient and good at math.
Maybe give her a violin to play too. She must have had the surgery to get eyelids put on her eyes. Either that or she is one of those amerasian kids from "Missing In Action 3."
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Invictus wrote:
Bizzarofelice wrote:
Invictus wrote:Maybe if her eyes were more slanty and her two front teeth were buck and if her hair was black and straight, THEN maybe she would be hot right Bakedfelice?
My girl's eyes aren't all slanty. They're mainly round. I think it was because she had contacts at a young age because she actually has eyelids. Freaking gorgeous.

Now only if she was subservient and good at math.
Maybe give her a violin to play too. She must have had the surgery to get eyelids put on her eyes. Either that or she is one of those amerasian kids from "Missing In Action 3."
She played cello. Probably liked having something large and vibrating between her thighs. I swear that girl gets off wif the craziest shit. This weekend I had to take a break from the yard maintenance because the bitch was rubbing the business end of the weed whacker up against her love button.
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I'm searching in vain for the last child of a former Republican POTUS
who got a 6 figure salary right out of college---
I'll let you know--unless you find it first---
and is she the child that Hillary was
looking to help ??
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Wolfman wrote:I'm searching in vain for the last child of a former Republican POTUS
who got a 6 figure salary right out of college---
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because the bitch was rubbing the business end of the weed whacker up against her love button.
Most likely because you are incapable of satisfying even an old maids sexual desires.

Choice ?? the tardly old man... or the french tickler on the end of the old Green Machine...easy choice for her.
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Cicero wrote:She's fucking ugly. Makeup and money can do wonders.
Well to a dick smoking queer like you I suppose.

But with those lips, she could probably take all of Jeromes 11 inches of black pole real easy.
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Years ago, maybe 10? Rush Limblob made fun of Chelsea's looks.

That was the last day I was a listener. I wrote Hillary and her e-mail screener sent me an authentic computer signed pic of Hillary.

Ripping on kids when they didn't do anything wrong although the parents are assholes is fucked up. I'm sure Chelsea had a fast tack past the Affirmative Action admission screeners at Stanford and whatever in England, but she had to perform under all of that pressure.

Rush sunk lower than Geddy Lee's political/musical rants by ripping on Chelsea. Not fair to that little girl and he can fuck himself... if he can find the nub.
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Derron wrote:
because the bitch was rubbing the business end of the weed whacker up against her love button.
Most likely because you are incapable of satisfying even an old maids sexual desires.

Choice ?? the tardly old man... or the french tickler on the end of the old Green Machine...easy choice for her.
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I have not wronged you. I have done nothing to you. All I can assume is that you are some sort of little bitch looking to find a name for themself by taking on someone who has beaten more asses than Tommy Lee's hips. Take your Napoleon complex elsewhere. I'm not buying the trinkets you're selling, small-time.
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geeze, biz. you sound like kobe and his "who is this kid, i dunno this kid" speech. doesn't play here any better than it did for kobe.

As for Chelsea, yeah, I'd hit it. Wouldn't go as far as calling her hot, but, if she'sanything like the old man, she's probably a freak.

Wonder how many cahks she can fit in that piehole at once?
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Quite the stunner. I'm sure BSmack once had them this hot back in his day. :lol:
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smackaholic wrote:
Wonder how many cahks she can fit in that piehole at once?
... and we have a New Irie!

Always thought you had some queer in ya.(literally)

Congrats.
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She was 21 in that pic. She is now 26.

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Seperated at birth?
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one word:

Cankles
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Dave,

What gives you the gumption to crack on Chelsea? Who are you anyway? Before you crack back, I'm not saying she's a hottie, but she doesn't deserve being hairy-knuckled by a tongued-out fool in KC.
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AP,

Flush out your headgear........

Chelsea is a ga ga ga grudgefuck at best..........

And just how do you know my bitches knuckles are hairy?
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I was talking to Dave.

One thing you guys that get laid by the most beautiful women on a nightly basis don't get... I'm around nursing students every damn day. I know how they think and KNOW bullshit when I hear it. I'm certified right now but am continuing on to the next level bro.

You cracking on a girl's looks may be fun if you pay for play. Try living with them and then get back to me mang.
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Atomic Punk wrote:I was talking to Dave.

One thing you guys that get laid by the most beautiful women on a nightly basis don't get... I'm around nursing students every damn day. I know how they think and KNOW bullshit when I hear it. I'm certified right now but am continuing on to the next level bro.

You cracking on a girl's looks may be fun if you pay for play. Try living with them and then get back to me mang.

Don't be coy AP.......Expound upon your "diciples"


To be honest though.....I'd GRUDGEFUCK Chelsea Clinton......Just out of general principle
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No diciples (Ken-spell is not smack).

Anyway, I really believe if you third chin wearing, bearded types want to be cool with the ladies... you should just take a good look at yourselves and see what you lack physically.

I'm not making this shit up either. They are more intuned to us fellas than we care to admit. They see everything and looks are numero uno behind a paycheck... followed by alcoholic consumption.

Dude, you talk about renting it and I'll never crack you for it because I can dig it. Just whatever floats yer boat and it's all good. For me? Not into it as it's plentiful.

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Life is good Bro Ham!




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Back to Cav for me


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This thread started with Hilary smacking kids for calling work a 4 letter word and the only 4 letter word you all can think of is pussy!!
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smackaholic wrote:geeze, biz. you sound like kobe and his "who is this kid, i dunno this kid" speech. doesn't play here any better than it did for kobe.
As to how that plays all depends upon your perspective.

I don't know you, and I don't know of any smack to ever come from you despite the moniker stating otherwise. Many people know me and are quite familiar with the trail of dead that mark my path. Small little bitches like Derron nipping at my heels are not enough to draw my ire these days.

Small little bitches like smackoholic have never been enough to draw my ire.
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Bizzy has the height and reach advantage. Fighters need to get inside on him which is a challenge. A natural boxer but can mix it up and brawl when he smells blood. Drops his left in later rounds and tires easily.
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Moving Sale wrote:
WhatsMyName wrote: Image
She was 21 in that pic. She is now 26.

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Translation: the incredible growth spurt women experience between 21 (allegedly) and 26 (allegedly) is so significant as to account for a major difference in her looks. Sincerely, Midget Sale.
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