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Okay, let me know what you would do...

I get this wedding invitation from someone I used to work with (a female). This is not someone I would call friend. It was someone that I worked with and nothing more than that. It is her 2nd marriage and his 3rd. She was dating him when he was still married to his now ex-wife. The wedding takes place in Pennsylvania. I live in RI and have no intention of going to the wedding.

The invitation reads:

BLAH BLAH BLAH...

We have 2 of EVERYTHING because joining lives means joining households, too!

So please don't give us another toaster-- a gift of money is what we'd appreciate from you.



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My first response is.. "You gotta be kidding to have BALLS like that.. "a gift of money is what you'd appreciate!!!...What are you fucking HIGH???


btw not written but not stated... there is only a wedding.. NO RECEPTION!!

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What would you do?

Ignore it because I will most likely never see her again!

Send a complimentary $(insert $$ amount) to be polite.

Something else???

Send lottery tickets.

mvscal wrote:Fuck of a lot easier than shopping. What are you crying about?

Exactly.

Your gifts, much like your posts, are going to fucking suck cock anyway jacksmeathammersoff.



From the sound of it, the biggest gift you could give them is not showing your mindless, whiny weak ass up at thier ceremony.


Christ, you're a fucking mangina of a tard.

google search hysterectomy outlets in her area, print that shit out and send it to her.

Congratulations, heifer.

Jack wrote:I get this wedding invitation from someone I used to work with (a female). This is not someone I would call friend. It was someone that I worked with and nothing more than that. It is her 2nd marriage and his 3rd. She was dating him when he was still married to his now ex-wife. The wedding takes place in Pennsylvania. I live in RI and have no intention of going to the wedding.

How the fuck did you get this invitation? Is this chick inviting EVERYBODY she's ever known?

Ignore it because I will most likely never see her again!

I think you just answered your own question.

Asking for cash is pretty ghey. At least do a honeymoon registry or something...

http://www.thehoneymoon.com/

88 wrote:If you don't send that bitch a fuck-you toaster, you have no balls. Just sayin.

Winner, winner chicken dinner

Tin cup, Cicero?


I would give a $20 gas card inside a Hallmark Card, if you aren't close to the person/s getting married.

88 wrote:If you don't send that bitch a fuck-you toaster, you have no balls. Just sayin.

Rack that. And cut the cord in half so the money-grubbin bitch can't return it for cash.

88 wrote:If you don't send that bitch a fuck-you toaster, you have no balls. Just sayin.

BWA!!!

DING! DING! DING! We have a WINNER!!!!

Husker4ever wrote:

88 wrote:If you don't send that bitch a fuck-you toaster, you have no balls. Just sayin.

Rack that. And cut the cord in half so the money-grubbin bitch can't return it for cash.

**completes the three point play**

RACK 88 and Husker!!

If they want money so badly, then put some monopoly money in a card.

RACK 88 for the fuck-you toaster idear.

:)

Bwaaaaaaaaa

Rack 88

Better Yet, Buy yourself a new toaster and send her your old one wrapped in its box.

or send her seperately wrapped His and Hers gift certificates from some local Motel 6.

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I was going to suggest a nice GFYJO card,

88's suggestion is very rack-chic