This ought to keep them fukkers out

Bizzarofelice · Post by **Bizzarofelice** » Wed May 17, 2006 7:45 pm

I don't know. The ferener can be crafty. They might be able to dig under the fence or convert and old Edsel into a boat to sail to America.

When there are people willing to employ them, they will find a way. Their other alternative is to live in Vincente's shithole.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:00 pm

It probably would work on guys like me. No way would I try to twister my way through. I'd just turn around and drive my Vega home. I know ChargerMike was counting on me to open a Green-red-white painted cigar store down from his mansion.

I wonder if Cindy Sheehan, Dem. Protester, Calif. is going to be there? Maybe prone herself over the barbed wire to help a few more millions of Mexicans get across for some of that free health care that they get that many American's can't afford.

Wait until they start rappeling down ropes that are attached to hot air balloons. Waves, and waves of them descend down on San Diego, Laredo, Phoenix, and L.A. I doubt we'd use any AAA on them, nor any F18's.

We need to invent some huge assed fan. Get one pointed skyward, and blow them the back to Tijuana safely and humanely. Get a big assed fan that was about 40 stories tall. Maybe even have some gigantic P.A. system with mvscal canned insults and shit. "GET BACK YOU DIRTEATERS...WE DON'T WANT YOU, DUMBFUCK AMIGOS. BWAHAHAHA"

Rip City

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:04 pm

I thought Bush and the Republicans were "bold leaders" who didn't pander for votes (??)

ChargerMike · Post by **ChargerMike** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:08 pm

Bizzarofelice wrote:I don't know. The ferener can be crafty. They might be able to dig under the fence or convert and old Edsel into a boat to sail to America.

When there are people willing to employ them, they will find a way. Their other alternative is to live in Vincente's shithole.

..ya think..

PSUFAN · Post by **PSUFAN** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:12 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:I thought Bush and the Republicans were "bold leaders" who didn't pander for votes (??)

They are - especially when they are not up for election.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:15 pm

Cocksuckers like that drunk piece of shit from Massachewshits are all for throwing the door wide ass open and let in every stumble bum and useless bag of shit the world has to offer.

What do you think ol' George Dubya Shit-Fer-Brains in the Whitehouse has been doing for the last six years?

The numbers have exploded on his watch thanks to all his amnesty talk.

Luther · Post by **Luther** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:20 pm

Triple Layered Fencing.

Exactly what in the hell is that? Is it just 3 different rows of fence, maybe at different heights or what? Is there like anything really sharp in there or not? Barbed wire, razor wire...?

I know they tore down the Berlin Wall, and I'm sure we could recycle all that brick and concrete. Maybe call that business...THE WALL...guys who use that broken up concrete to build retaining walls. Fuck, hire all of them Wall guys and have 'em build us a gawd dang wall to beat all walls. Maybe if have them build in some peek through windows, so the Mexicans have at least something to look at after the trek through the desert.

Plus, those concrete recycled retaining walls look sharp. To be sharp, we have to look sharp. Remember dat.

Rip City

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:21 pm

Uncle Fester wrote:
Cocksuckers like that drunk piece of shit from Massachewshits are all for throwing the door wide ass open and let in every stumble bum and useless bag of shit the world has to offer.
What do you think ol' George Dubya Shit-Fer-Brains in the Whitehouse has been doing for the last six years?

The numbers have exploded on his watch thanks to all his amnesty talk.

lemme guesss. Bubba had it under control?

BWAAHAHAHAAHAHHA! it's been getting worse for a LOOOONG time.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:25 pm

Ahhh, the Clinton deflect, on cue.

http://www.americanprogress.org/site/pp ... &b=1214761

Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:35 pm

I'd build a wall w/ snipers at the top. Deport most if not all of the illegals. Doubt it will happen. Shit like this happens when your country is overrun by the minority. Their voice gets to strong and you have to pander to them.

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed May 17, 2006 8:38 pm

Luther wrote:Triple Layered Fencing.

Exactly what in the hell is that?

It's a cluster fuck. That's what it is. Instead of nailing people who employ illegals to the wall, they are building a wall. Well sort of building a wall. It's not like 370 miles of "triple layered fencing" is going to stop anything.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Wed May 17, 2006 9:55 pm

Is it against the law to post a bounty on a politician on a message board?

What rhymes with Turban?

Derron · Post by **Derron** » Wed May 17, 2006 10:01 pm

Their other alternative is to live in Vincente's shithole.

Exactly .... and that is why they will keep coming.

There will be so goddamn many of them in the next 3 years, fences, walls, and temporary worker programs will not do a fucking thing.

Here's to the end of what economy we had.

Instead of nailing people who employ illegals to the wall,

And just how the fuck do you propose that to happen.??? Worker presents documents, documents are copied and kept, I present documents when asked, I don't know if theya re good documents or false. If I ask that, employee sues my white fucking ass for discrimination.

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Wed May 17, 2006 10:51 pm

BSmack wrote:
Luther wrote:Triple Layered Fencing.

Exactly what in the hell is that?
It's a cluster fuck. That's what it is. Instead of nailing people who employ illegals to the wall, they are building a wall. Well sort of building a wall. It's not like 370 miles of "triple layered fencing" is going to stop anything.

Rack. Fine anyone caught employing illegals in such a way that it so financially crippling the motherfuckers will see the value in hiring LEGAL employees.

Quintuple the rate of immigration? Sounds like a freight train ride down the mountain to third world living. Maybe that's the REAL plan...make the USofA so much like Mexico, there is no financial incentive to cross illegally.

That's a fine idea...until the white castles and ivory towers come crumbling down and the rich execs and politicians find themselves amongst the rest of us who are living 20 deep in adobe shacks just like in good ol' Mexico.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Wed May 17, 2006 10:56 pm

is Quintiple a word?

Husker4ever · Post by **Husker4ever** » Wed May 17, 2006 10:58 pm

jtr wrote:is Quintiple a word?

No. But the "i" is strategically located next to the "u" on a keyboard.

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu May 18, 2006 12:23 am

isnt that a pick up line?

The Assassin · Post by **The Assassin** » Thu May 18, 2006 12:24 am

what do you get when you cross a pollock and a mexican?

Someone who graffitis chain link fences

chargerfan · Post by **chargerfan** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:45 am

They're building a new wall. Well who do you think they're gonna get to build that wall? Of course Mexicans. You don't think those guys are gonna leave a few holes in it for their amigos. Should be interesting...

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:16 am

guess we should have built the panama canal a little further north.

Mr T · Post by **Mr T** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:17 am

The Seer wrote:Is it against the law to post a bounty on a politician on a message board?

YOU CANT PUT A BOUNTY ON A MANS HEAD!

Sin,

Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu May 18, 2006 3:06 pm

It won't be there to keep them out; it'll be there to you fuckers in.

titlover · Post by **titlover** » Thu May 18, 2006 4:01 pm

Nishlord wrote:It won't be there to keep them out; it'll be there to you fuckers in.

you're confusing the Berlin wall, tard.

people are DYING to get into the US.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu May 18, 2006 4:32 pm

Rack any and all Slapshot resets.

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Nishlord · Post by **Nishlord** » Thu May 18, 2006 4:37 pm

Ha ha ha.

Seriously - if you want to strengthen relations between the US and Europe, put a four layered wall around Orlando, and detain the mouth-breathers in Union Jack shorts and miniscule Speedos inside Disneyland indefinately.

We can heal the wounds together, America.

Terry in Crapchester · Thu May 18, 2006 4:56 pm

mvscal wrote:
Uncle Fester wrote:What do you think ol' George Dubya Shit-Fer-Brains in the Whitehouse has been doing for the last six years?
On this issue? Good question. Fuck if I know. Fingering his asshole I guess.

No, that would be Gannon.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:01 pm

Here's an easy soultion I have forwarded on to the Dept of Inept Homeland Sec. All along the border you put up signs saying "Welcome To Canada" this will make Jose and Miguel that they went to far north and they will turn around and go back.

What? YOU have a better idea?

jtr · Post by **jtr** » Thu May 18, 2006 5:34 pm

Rack JCT

chargerfan · Post by **chargerfan** » Fri May 19, 2006 1:46 am

JCT wrote:"Welcome To Canada"

Yea guess that's better than "Welcome to North Mexico" because that's what it's becoming.

JCT · Post by **JCT** » Fri May 19, 2006 5:41 am

Yeah, because 370 miles of fence helps on a border that's 1951 miles long.

Y2K · Post by **Y2K** » Sat May 20, 2006 12:48 am

I would support charging the fence with electricity as an added incentive to "back the fuck up" but it'll just give the PUC another excuse to add an extra 100 bills on my utility bill, that and those bastards have already figured out how to get a dozen families power from a single hookup attached to an irrigation pump. Without a doubt we would be supplying free power to all of Northern mexico within a few months.

M2 · Post by M2 » Sat May 20, 2006 1:30 am