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My act is anyway. Most of you know my game here, and if you don't, well, you do now. I am gifted in the art of damn near everything. Believe it. I'm so damn smooth that I post at least 500 posts every day because I want to educate you lemmings on the world as I see it. When Densedale types, people fucking listen. I am an internet tough guy with an IQ of roughly 238. Depends on how many Playboy bunnies I have nailed that day. If I'm in your town, I might just swing by and put you in an armbar. Ask Russell Crowe and Tito Ortiz and their 8 body guards about my unmatched MMA skills. Those fools are single handedly keeping dentists and plastic surgeons in business all up and down the west coast thanks to crossing my path.

Well, I've got to get back to wailing on my axe while I get fluffed by Jenna Jameson and Jill Kelly. Those bitches, along with about 30,000 satisfied customers, know that my mammoth rod needs much TLC throughout the day. Wilt Chamberlain and Evel Knievel don't have SHIT on me.

Speaking of which, did you guys see my jump at Caesar's Palace a few weeks back?

Fucking horrible.


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I'm glad you're here. What is your beef with corded power tools? Sure, I like the cordless gear, but you have this knack of knowing everything about deck screw and tools.

Please elaborate my dear friend.

Taint wrote:Fucking horrible.


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*sigh*

Another hayter in da house.

Atomic Punk wrote:I'm glad you're here. What is your beef with corded power tools? Sure, I like the cordless gear, but you have this knack of knowing everything about deck screw and tools.

Please elaborate my dear friend.

It all comes from my days of working with Bob Vila on This Old House. Not only was I a technical advisor on that show, but I was also the executive producer. Besides, with corded tools, you just don't have the mobility you need to bang groupies while getting your woodwork done. I wouldn't expect you simpletons to know that shit though since nobody here gets remotely as much pussy as I do.

This thread sucks Hex Drive Deck Screws.

Dins, there is this one show called "The Yankee Workshop." When are you due to hand him his ass on cable TV? That guy talks with an East Coast accent so he obviously lacks credibility.

You can't talk while making fine furniture. Whassup wit dat? Now if he had some $7/hr laborers, then I'd get that.

Next, I'm going to buy Ridgig power tools this weekend. Lifetime warratee and you get the 14.4 1/2 Drill and get the Impact wrench for FREE until 6/28 at Home Depot. Those things along with the lifetime warrantee on everything including batteries is a good deal. Also the 2.4 HP Skil circular saws are on sale for $29.97. I just got a HD credit card and am getting the 20% off first time purchase on everything during these sale days.

Tell me where Bob Nardelli lives and I'll flatten Tony stewart's tires today.

TIA

Y2K wrote:This thread sucks Hex Drive Deck Screws.

You just earned yourself an armbar.

best troll in a while.

btw, what exactly is an armbar?

"..and Mean Gene.. brother.. I gotta tell you
and all my little Hulksters out there about this
new secret hold I just learned from Densedale.." !!!

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Screw material also dictates the screw gauge required. Our mechanically galvanized, hardened steel No-Co-Rode screws are strong enough that #8's are adequate for most applications, while the softer Stainless Steel normally requires a #10 screw. If you are in an area experiencing extreme weather conditions, or the structure may experience unusual loads, consult a Licensed Professional Engineer for design assistance.

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love dinsdale

smackaholic wrote:best troll in a while.

btw, what exactly is an armbar?

It's what Matt Hughes used last night to damn near snap Royce Gracie's arm off.

Did I tell you about the time I submitted Ken Shamrock with a rear naked choke? Good times. Good times.

i cudapasted that.

Worst frickin' troll job .... evah.

Somebody *winky winky* took a size 11 in the ass and came in here trying to get over with that piece of shit .... ?


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poptart wrote:Worst frickin' troll job .... evah.

Not really.