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Rack tight hamstrings
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 1:14 pm
by Bizzarofelice
Astros pull Oswalt after the guy feels a little off and bring out the same gas cans from the 2004 NLCS.
Only chance Cards had against Oswalt.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 1:25 pm
by PrimeX
Garner is feeling the wrath of 'Stro fan this fine morning. Pulling Oswalt, playing AAA Lane on a daily basis
and pitching to mother fucking Pujols. Again.
Use your brain, 'stache boy!!!!!1
We can't hit. Our pen sucks. Our pitching staff is sulking without Roger. Our manager is being the boner. PrimeX is giving the gas face.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:05 pm
by Cicero
Oswalt fears Poo Holes.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:06 pm
by PrimeX
Thanks Marcus.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:07 pm
by Bizzarofelice
Cicero wrote:Oswalt fears Poo Holes.
Oswalt fears no batter. I totally covet that guy. Astrofan needs to tell Clemens to piss off and embrace Oswalt, the better pitcher.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:09 pm
by indyfrisco
We do embrace Oz. However, we still need another starter.
Oh, and show me a pitcher who says they love pitching to Pujols and I'll show you a lying bitch.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:16 pm
by PrimeX
IndyFrisco wrote:Oh, and show me a pitcher who says they love pitching to Pujols and I'll show you a lying bitch.
'Twas what I meant. Oswalt goes after every hitter, but even he has to be saying "god damnit" when the mighty Albert walks to the plate. The ball probably says it too.