T1B

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 5:44 pm**

Usually once someone goes off and starts to smack, you lock it up right away.

Jeff, you haven't exactly emerged from the background noise of your own accord...so let's see what you've got.

Go off and start to smack.

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 5:54 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:Go off and start to smack.

Don't hold your breath.

His game consists solely of... ~yawn~... "That's not smack" smack".... ~stretch~...

I love bitches whose only purpose in life is critiquing.

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 5:55 pm**

I can't be held resposible for JISD.

I wanna see this though.

*grabs bag of pretzels and cold beverage*

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 5:55 pm**

if youre trying to goad me into smacking you, well the smack is going to have to wait until you stop smacking the people that keep getting smacked. once that is accomplished, perhaps ill smack you into the next millenium and then some. it must be easy trying to smack when others dont want to smack.

smackfully yours

jeff in smackdiego

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 6:07 pm**

Smackeder smackeder smacksmacksmack Flurgasmack Fooglesmack smackemsmackemdoo.

Smackerdee,

Swedish Smacker

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 6:32 pm**

:crickets:

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 6:34 pm**

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 6:58 pm**

Jacktown Smack wrote:Smackeder smackeder smacksmacksmack Flurgasmack Fooglesmack smackemsmackemdoo.

Smackerdee,

Swedish Smacker

I laughed.
Must be slap-happy.

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 7:05 pm**

timmay wrote:

Roll of sod from your lawn?

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 7:08 pm**

that was kinda LMAO and a lil bit bwahahaha

I pulled out that bad sod and there was a lil sinkhole underneaf there.

fixed and replaced with new sod.

looks bueno

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 7:13 pm**

timmay wrote:lil sinkhole underneaf there.

I'm going to have to flip a coin to decide whether to go with the Python or JCT reset...

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 7:14 pm**

go with the py

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 7:14 pm**

Jeff in SD wrote:If someone is fucking with you, smack them into obscurity

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 7:17 pm**

Jeff in San Dimas wrote:.NET SMACK RULES!

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 7:19 pm**

Jeff in SD wrote:If someone is fucking with you, smack them into obscurity

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 7:33 pm**

How's this working out?

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 7:40 pm**

Like Beantown, he'll be smacktactical.

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 7:44 pm**

So is Dins or JCT gonna reset some sinkhole story while we are all waiting around in here. Or was that just indirect schmax?

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 7:47 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
timmay wrote:

Roll of sod from your lawn?

Bwhahahaha!!!

I remember the thread where it was confirmed that Timmay lived in Nevada... I think. Hell, I was just driving through eastern Oregon... or was it Nevada? Well, anyway that tumble weed wasn't nearly as funny a week ago when I saw it in person.

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 7:50 pm**

I live in the dead center of Oregon. Dins says I'm supposed to call it EASTERN Oregon.

EASTERN Oregon

that's the ticket

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 7:57 pm**

timmay wrote:I live in the dead center of Oregon. Dins says I'm supposed to call it EASTERN Oregon.

EASTERN Oregon

that's the ticket

Well, in the bay area... we refer to anything past the Sierra's as back east. If you look at a map... and check the longitude, it pretty much coincides with Bend.

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 7:57 pm**

timmay wrote:the dead center of Oregon

Nope. That would be Eugene. Second to only SF in total shows.

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 8:02 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
timmay wrote:the dead center of Oregon
Nope. That would be Eugene. Second to only SF in total shows.

Link?

Edit: Never mind. According to Dead Base, Madison Square Garden by itself has seen more dead shows than the entire state of Oregon.

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 8:03 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
timmay wrote:lil sinkhole underneaf there.

I'm going to have to flip a coin to decide whether to go with the Python or JCT reset...

He said "lil sinkhole", play it safe and go with Py.

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 8:05 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
timmay wrote:the dead center of Oregon

Nope. That would be Eugene. Second to only SF in total shows.

Rolled away the dew a couple times at Autzen

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 8:09 pm**

BSmack wrote: Edit: Never mind. According to Dead Base, Madison Square Garden by itself has seen more dead shows than the entire state of Oregon.

I'd actually be sincerely interested in those stats. I believe the Eugene stat I heard actually came from Jerry's mouth...for what that's worth( He wasn't known for having the sharpest memory towards the end). Probably pimping hos other home (which was Veneta, little town west of Eugene, also home to Ken Kesey).

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 8:12 pm**

timmay wrote: Rolled away the dew a couple times at Autzen

Did that myself...a dozen or so times. Best. Times. EVAR. Watching uniformed officers with the Eugene Police Department buy tiedyes and what looked suspiciously like a vial of a clear liquid was worth the trip by itself.

WAR -- "the FUCK I can't eat that whole strip!"

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 8:17 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote: Edit: Never mind. According to Dead Base, Madison Square Garden by itself has seen more dead shows than the entire state of Oregon.
I'd actually be sincerely interested in those stats. I believe the Eugene stat I heard actually came from Jerry's mouth...for what that's worth( He wasn't known for having the sharpest memory towards the end). Probably pimping hos other home (which was Veneta, little town west of Eugene, also home to Ken Kesey).

Here's the site. I actualy have their Dead Base Jr. paperback which lists every known setlist and a whole bunch of other information that is only useful to stoners looking to settle bets.

http://www.deadbase.com/

BTW: An interview I read with Ken Kesey many years back in Relix was why I initialy doubted your claim about Eugene. Kesey spent a portion of the interview lamenting the scarcity of Dead shows in the U&L relative to California and the East Coast Spring/Fall tour cities.

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 8:19 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote: Edit: Never mind. According to Dead Base, Madison Square Garden by itself has seen more dead shows than the entire state of Oregon.
I'd actually be sincerely interested in those stats. I believe the Eugene stat I heard actually came from Jerry's mouth...for what that's worth( He wasn't known for having the sharpest memory towards the end). Probably pimping hos other home (which was Veneta, little town west of Eugene, also home to Ken Kesey).

deadbase.com

Search feature:

Query String: WHERE (state Like '%oregon%')

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47 shows matched your query.
Date Venue
07-18-67 Masonic Temple, Portland, Or.
01-29-68 Portland State College, Portland, Or.
01-30-68 Erb Memorial Union, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
02-02-68 Crystal Ballroom, Portland, Or.
02-03-68 Crystal Ballroom, Portland, Or.
02-04-68 Gym, South Oregon College, Ashland, Or.
05-30-69 Springer's Inn, Portland, Or.
05-31-69 McArthur Court, University of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
08-23-69 Pelletier Farm, St. Helens, Or.
01-16-70 Springer's Inn, Portland, Or.
01-17-70 Oregon State University, Corvallis, Or.
01-18-70 Springer's Inn, Portland, Or.
01-22-71 Lane Community College, Eugene, Or.
07-25-72 Paramount Theater, Portland, Or.
07-26-72 Paramount Theater, Portland, Or.
08-27-72 Old Renaissance Faire Grounds, Veneta, Or.
06-24-73 Portland Memorial Coliseum, Portland, Or.
05-19-74 Portland Memorial Coliseum, Portland, Or.
06-03-76 Paramount Theater, Portland, Or.
06-04-76 Paramount Theater, Portland, Or.
10-01-77 Paramount Theater, Portland, Or.
10-02-77 Paramount Theater, Portland, Or.
01-22-78 McArthur Court, University of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
06-25-78 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
06-30-79 Portland International Raceway, Portland, Or.
06-12-80 Portland Memorial Coliseum, Portland, Or.
08-15-81 Portland Memorial Coliseum, Portland, Or.
08-16-81 McArthur Court, University of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
08-28-82 Oregon Country Fair Site, Veneta, Or.
08-26-83 Portland Memorial Coliseum, Portland, Or.
08-29-83 Silva Hall, Hult Center, Eugene, Or.
08-30-83 Silva Hall, Hult Center, Eugene, Or.
08-31-83 Silva Hall, Hult Center, Eugene, Or.
05-06-84 Silva Hall, Hult Center, Eugene, Or.
05-07-84 Silva Hall, Hult Center, Eugene, Or.
05-08-84 Silva Hall, Hult Center, Eugene, Or.
07-19-87 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
08-28-88 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
06-23-90 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
06-24-90 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
08-21-93 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
08-22-93 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
06-17-94 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
06-18-94 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
06-19-94 Autzen Stadium, U. of Oregon, Eugene, Or.
05-28-95 Portland Meadows, Portland, Or.
05-29-95 Portland Meadows, Portland, Or.

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Date Venue
12-04-71 Felt Forum, Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
12-05-71 Felt Forum, Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
12-06-71 Felt Forum, Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
12-07-71 Felt Forum, Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
01-07-79 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
01-08-79 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-04-79 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-05-79 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-06-79 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
03-09-81 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
03-10-81 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-20-82 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-21-82 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
10-11-83 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
10-12-83 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-15-87 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-16-87 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-18-87 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-19-87 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-20-87 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-14-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-15-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-16-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-18-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-19-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-20-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-22-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-23-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-24-88 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-14-90 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-15-90 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-16-90 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-18-90 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-19-90 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-20-90 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-08-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-09-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-10-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-12-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-13-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-14-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-16-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-17-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-18-91 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
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09-17-93 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-18-93 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-20-93 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-21-93 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
09-22-93 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
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10-14-94 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
10-15-94 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
10-17-94 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
10-18-94 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.
10-19-94 Madison Square Garden, New York, N.Y.

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 8:25 pm**

Jeff appears to have gone Badlands on us. If he does show up, though, and smack us, I'll be nearby to

things up...

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 8:27 pm**

this actually turned out to be a deece "stand around and bullshit" threarde

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 8:27 pm**

BSmack wrote:Kesey spent a portion of the interview lamenting the scarcity of Dead shows in the U&L relative to California and the East Coast Spring/Fall tour cities.

There's actually some rich local history there.

Too long for me to get into at the moment, but kind of interesting. It was out of fear of those "dirty communist hippies" that they closed the once-again-legendary Crystal Ballroom, after the Dead played there(don't know if that one is on your list, it was a very early show in their history*). They kept it fairly cool, but when they brought the act back to Portland in '77( if my memory is right, it was at the Paramount in 77, which was the first live performance of The Wheel), they were kinda under the gun again. Then, they were pretty much relegated to Eugene, which worked out fine. Right before Jerry dies, they played Portland for the first time since then, and the venue (horse racing track, right adjacent to I-5(not that Autzen isn't also, but different atmosphere altogether)...the venue sucked ass. Seen Metallica there a couple of times, and it sucked for them, as well. Oddly enough, those are the only two bands I've seen when the temps were in the triple digits...had the pleasure of seeing the Dead on the hottest day in the history of Eugene...40,000 people there, 1200 were treated for heatstroke...awesome).

There's a story behind all of that stuff. But fwiw -- the Crystal has been returned to its former glory after all of these years. Incredible club(which is probably why the indie bands move here from all over the country, so they can hang out at the Crystal). Long live "The Trampoline" (only those who have been there will probably understand the Trampoline nickname...the floor bounces, by design).

* - EDIT: alllriiiighty, then.

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 8:33 pm**

rack the trampoline.

the crystal and lola's are both great places to hang and play, if you are in a band or what have ya.

I would not want to be playing there when a fire broke out. A perfectly good Les Paul may have to go through a window and onto burnside

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 8:35 pm**

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote:01-22-78 McArthur Court, University of Oregon, Eugene, Or.

IF my memory serves correctly (BWAHAHAHA), that's a show I had a taoe of (can't find it now, or anything). IF it's the one I'm thinking of, it's one of the better ones I've heard. Don't even remember the set, but it was off-the-hook.

If it's the one I'm thinking of.

Did I mention that the coolest bar in the universe...the one that has an 18 hole chip and put course...they also have a bar on the premises that always has a Dead DVD playing, at all times? Big screens, TVs in every corner. Awesome. Coolest place on earth. Golf course, beer/wine/whisky made on site...hotel rooms, theater, bands galore, 43 acres of pure, unadulterated theme-park-for-grown-ups. I guess they're building an amphitheater, too...won't that just suck.

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 8:39 pm**

timmay wrote: I would not want to be playing there when a fire broke out.

If you threw it hard enough, the faggots on Vaseline Alley would soften the blow.

There is kind of that one drawback to the Crystal -- you only need to take about 3 steps off Burnside before it gets really faggy, really quickly. I don't really vare what other men do with their peepees, but I don't need to see them yanking each other around on dog leashes in their assless chaps and shit, either.

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 8:41 pm**

isn't there a methadone clinic or somethin behind it on the south side as well?

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 8:51 pm**

timmay wrote:isn't there a methadone clinic or somethin behind it on the south side as well?

To be honest, I'm neither a heroin addict nor homosexual, so I have little need to bump down the street behind there. Gotta drive down it to get to the I405 ramp, and it's pretty....light in the loafers.

Don't get me wrong -- my thug-ass knows every nook and cranny of Downtown....I just don't know every nook and cranny of it's male residents.

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 9:06 pm**

we always have to park back there if no spaces are open in front to load in. carry all the shit around the corner and into that telephone booth ERRRRRRR elevator.

we'd be sittin in the van taking rips before a show at Lola's and a big line of fags/tards/horseaddicts are staring at us while they wait for some 'done.

skeert the heck out of some of the more country fooks I used to play with

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 9:39 pm**

Dinsdale wrote: Did I mention that the coolest bar in the universe...the one that has an 18 hole chip and put course...they also have a bar on the premises that always has a Dead DVD playing, at all times? Big screens, TVs in every corner. Awesome. Coolest place on earth. Golf course, beer/wine/whisky made on site...hotel rooms, theater, bands galore, 43 acres of pure, unadulterated theme-park-for-grown-ups. I guess they're building an amphitheater, too...won't that just suck.

Where is this?

Posted: **Wed May 31, 2006 9:46 pm**

Mr T wrote:Where is this?

http://www.mcmenamins.com/index.php?loc ... 20Homepage

Troutdale, Oregon. Extreme northeast corner of the Portland area. Hope you like wind (sup Columbia River Gorge).

T1B

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