T1B

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:37 am**

2006 Hurricane Names:
Alberto
Beryl
Chris
Debby
Ernesto
Florence
Gordon
Helene
Isaac
Joyce
Kirk
Leslie
Michael
Nadine
Oscar
Patty
Rafael
Sandy
Tony
Valerie
William

I have a feeling Beryl's gonna be a big one!

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:54 am**

And who the hell changed the tile under my name!?!?!?! It made me LOL at first but now I'm kinda mad about it. Has it been that way for days and I just noticed?

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:09 am**

Yuo should take a hostage until they fix it.

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:28 pm**

The TV talking heads have everyone here
all hepped up about it --- we just finished a few sales tax free days on stuff from generators to batteries--
a nice little break if you wanted to buy a bunch
of stuff.
I've re-stocked my supplies, making sure my flood
insurance premium is paid, and I'm good to go !!

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:33 pm**

I dont think this year will be as cruel to Florida. I still would rather be hit by a Hurricane than a Tornado. At least you know when its coming.

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:54 pm**

Cicero wrote:I still would rather be hit by a Hurricane than a Tornado.

I'd rather you get hit by the one that would stop you from posting for the longer period of time.

Furthermore...

I'm fairly certain this board wouldn't miss any FLA poster were a catastrophe to wipe out your entire state. I actually do enjoy reading patsy stone, but she's Muslim, and must go as well.

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2006 3:56 pm**

Welcome to the other side of the coin, weather pussies.

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:12 pm**

PSUFAN wrote:Welcome to the other side of the coin, weather pussies.

Northern Bastards

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:50 pm**

Ucant#...??? wrote:I actually do enjoy reading patsy stone, but she's Muslim, and must go as well.

Hardy har har!

I'm takin' YOU hostage, bizznitty!

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:51 pm**

Hey did I mention my Supervisor's Word of the Day last week? She said:

"Hey guys, unfortunately my idea got ixed."

Maybe we need a hurricane to take her out and I can take over the department! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:55 pm**

patsy stone wrote: I can take over the department! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

The spare bedroom where one makes belt bombs is not considered a "dept." FYI.

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:02 pm**

Oh the shit you find at Ask the Imam.

Patsy Stone wrote:Assalamualaikum, I have heard many people say that once a woman starts wearing a Jilbaab, she should always wear it and cannot switch to any other outfit even if that other outfit covers whole body and is loose (such as pants and a long loose blouse and Hijaab). My supervisor wears the Jilbaab and it causes no end of embarassment when she says words like perklumpt and gerber carpet. I am afraid that if she continues to do this I will invalidate my ghusil and have to do wudu all over myself. I would be grateful if you could clarify this point as it causes lots of confusion for me. Thanks Was Salaam

Patsy

In principle, a woman should wear such clothing that are not attractive, and it covers and conceals her entire body, her colour, form and shape. If a woman wears a long loose dress that is not attractive in colour and that dress covers the form and shape of the body, then the dress will serve the purpose of the Jilbaab.

If the dress is attractive in colour or is also fitting size, then such a dress will not serve as a Jilbaab. Generally, the dress of a woman is attractive.

and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best

Mufti Ebrahim Desai

Posted: **Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:20 pm**

I DO own a Jilbaab cotton dress thingy with decorative accents on it. It's comfy for pajamas sometimes.

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:42 am**

patsy stone wrote:Hey did I mention my Supervisor's Word of the Day last week? She said:

"Hey guys, unfortunately my idea got ixed."

Maybe we need a hurricane to take her out and I can take over the department! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Maybe she should be BLOWED out. That's her next word of the day.

So you're thinking Beryl hits Jax?

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:03 am**

I hope not. We haven't been direcly hit since the 60's, but maybe it's overdue. :?

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:10 am**

patsy stone wrote:I hope not. We haven't been direcly hit since the 60's, but maybe it's overdue. :?

A bit overdue in this area as well. Let's hope we are fortunate not to be hit with any.

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:19 am**

Damn! I thought this was a shoutout to the Carolina Hurricanes for making the Stanley Cup finals.

:wink:

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:28 am**

Rack the Whalers.

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:47 pm**

jtr wrote:Rack the Whalers.

Indeed. I saw them here in Madison with Bob Marley in the late 70’s. Great show.

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:52 pm**

Roach wrote:Probably Kirk will be a small one.

Perhaps even midget.

Or perhaps it might boldly go where no hurricane has gone before.

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 1:06 pm**

Mister Bushice wrote:
Roach wrote:Probably Kirk will be a small one.

Perhaps even midget.
Or perhaps it might boldly go where no hurricane has gone before.

Not if I have anything to say about it.

sin

Pat Robertson

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:03 pm**

Optimistic time of year when hopes of excellent surf prevail when the 'Canes start to spin .......

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:07 pm**

Beryl hit N'awlins a few yrs ago I thought.

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:25 pm**

jtr wrote:Beryl hit N'awlins a few yrs ago I thought.

If by "N'awlins" you mean Brownsville, TX and by a "few years ago" you mean 1982 then you'd be correct.

http://www.answers.com/topic/tropical-storm-beryl-1982

Okay...I guess you were thinking Bill...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropical_Storm_Bill_(2003)

Posted: **Fri Jun 02, 2006 11:36 pm**

a few yrs ago is more like 1988 if I remember right. Wasn't anything huge only $4 million damage then.

Posted: **Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:22 am**

day #2 has just about passed
and
all is well in SW FL !!

what kills me are people who are having
"hurricane proof glass" installed--not realizing
that the glass will still break--and have to
be replaced (like auto glass)
rack hurricane shutters !!

Posted: **Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:30 am**

With this pattern of Hurricane names The G names ususally give most problems Gilbert was retired for Gordon and since then Gordon has weaved a path of destruction every 4 years.

Posted: **Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:33 am**

jtr wrote:a few yrs ago is more like 1988 if I remember right. Wasn't anything huge only $4 million damage then.

Whatever.

Posted: **Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:01 am**

Cicero wrote:I dont think this year will be as cruel to Florida. I still would rather be hit by a Hurricane than a Tornado. At least you know when its coming.

Rack and against a strong Tornado you don't stand a chance. I'll take an hour of 100 mph winds over five to ten minutes of 300+ MPH winds. Most don't realize that the most dangerous part of an Hcane is the tornadoes it spawns.

Posted: **Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:14 am**

SunCoastSooner wrote:Most don't realize that the most dangerous part of an Hcane is the tornadoes it spawns.

Believe me. I do! Even though Rita landed 100 miles west of us, I knew were on the "bad" side and could easily get fucked up by a tornado. Luckily it just flooded.

My dumbass bro, morning of...

Posted: **Sat Jun 03, 2006 1:57 am**

SunCoastSooner---
true dat !!
When Wilma was blazing past my house-
the wind was just a howling and the house
was making creaking noises--but it was
nothing compared to what would have happened
had a tornado been by--
the plan here is if we hear "the train a comin"
is to grab all the cushions off the couches/sofas
take up refuge in MrsO's walk in closet off our
bedroom !!

T1B

Happy Hurricane Season!

Happy Hurricane Season!