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The smack is flowing freely now

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:32 pm
by bishop
This place needs some board name changes. I thought the mods here could really bring it. Does anyone talk shit around here or is everyone just seating around waiting for a half decent topic to discuss, let me know I'm already losing interest.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:33 pm
by Cicero
Yeah, cause .net is know for epoch smack. ALl you guys talk about is dildos and fucksticks.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:34 pm
by Mister Bushice
it's a good thing you showed up. We were running short of cowards who hide behind troll names.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:53 pm
by bishop
Cicero wrote:Yeah, cause .net is know for epoch smack. ALl you guys talk about is dildos and fucksticks.
I'm not from .net dumbshit, take a look around I hate that place too.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:54 pm
by bishop
Mister Bushice wrote:it's a good thing you showed up. I haven't had anything productive to say for weeks.
Glad I could help :D

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:55 pm
by Bizzarofelice
bishop wrote:
Mister Bushice wrote:it's a good thing you showed up. I haven't had anything productive to say for weeks.
Glad I could help :D
OH SNAP!
AGAIN WIF THE EDITS!

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:04 pm
by ChargerMike
bishop wrote:
Cicero wrote:Yeah, cause .net is know for epoch smack. ALl you guys talk about is dildos and fucksticks.
I'm not from .net dumbshit, take a look around I hate that place too.

...oxyMORON much?

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:12 pm
by bishop
ChargerMike wrote:
bishop wrote:
Cicero wrote:Yeah, cause .net is know for epoch smack. ALl you guys talk about is dildos and fucksticks.
I'm not from .net dumbshit, take a look around I hate that place too.

...oxyMORON much?
You know whats really cool is pics of some fat dudes arm tat. I bet all the ladies mmmmm hookers think thats hot.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:17 pm
by Roofer
Who let Bishop out of the crib again? God damn people, if you're not gonna mind the anklebiter (or is that anklegrabber?), I'll have to call in the Dept. of Child Services to mind the little fuckstick.

Now put this Gerber feedin bed wetter back in his place.

Thank you.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:22 pm
by bishop
Roofer wrote:Myself just like the many on here, have no real ability to run anyone, so if some of you assgrabbers don't mind please give me a helping hand trying to figure out a way to run this guy because I alone can't accomplish much.
There right behind you bubba.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:26 pm
by Neely8
So far it's been nothing but FTFY edit smack and I use the term "smack" loosely. Is that all you got?

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:30 pm
by Roofer
bishop wrote:
Roofer wrote:Myself just like the many on here, have no real ability to run anyone, so if some of you assgrabbers don't mind please give me a helping hand trying to figure out a way to run this guy because I alone can't accomplish much.
There right behind you bubba.

Bishop,

Just because you're more willing to double as a fucking internet punching back for even the weakest of smackers, instead of logging out like any sane person would, doesn't make you a hero or anything, bro. Just makes you fodder for our daily amusement.

Now I'm about to hand your ass to you on two boards, and handle my business here at my job. Let me apologize though for using that dirsty 3 letter word on you, as it's obvious you haven't the ability to hold one yourself.

And no, polishing the knob of your 2nd cousin Louie doesn't constitute a job, even if he does give you a lollipop and a couple bits.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:33 pm
by lk_pick1
bishop wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:
bishop wrote:I'm not from .net dumbshit, take a look around I hate that place too.

...oxyMORON much?
You know whats really cool is pics of some fat dudes arm tat. I bet all the ladies mmmmm hookers think thats hot.
It is about as hot as a flacid teenie wienie.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:34 pm
by bishop
Roofer wrote:
bishop wrote:
Roofer wrote:Myself just like the many on here, have no real ability to run anyone, so if some of you assgrabbers don't mind please give me a helping hand trying to figure out a way to run this guy because I alone can't accomplish much.
There right behind you bubba.

Bishop,

Just because you're more willing to double as a fucking internet punching back for even the weakest of smackers, instead of logging out like any sane person would, doesn't make you a hero or anything, bro. Just makes you fodder for our daily amusement.

Now I'm about to hand your ass to you on two boards, and handle my business here at my job. Let me apologize though for using that dirsty 3 letter word on you, as it's obvious you haven't the ability to hold one yourself.

And no, polishing the knob of your 2nd cousin Louie doesn't constitute a job, even if he does give you a lollipop and a couple bits.
Just because you figured out a way to log onto your bosses computer at Dairy Queen doesn't constitute doing a job and talking smack all at the same time.

I guess I can't expect much from a guy who's idea of multi-tasking is giving his brother the reach around while hammering his own ass with Grandma's wooden dildo. Go fucking earn a real living and STFU.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:35 pm
by bishop
lk_pick1 wrote:
bishop wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:
...oxyMORON much?
You know whats really cool is pics of some fat dudes arm tat. I bet all the ladies mmmmm hookers think thats hot.
It is about as hot as a flacid teenie wienie.
Agreed fags that put up their own arm tatoos for avatars just screams "mommy didn't love me"

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:40 pm
by Bizzarofelice
can I get a Buster Bar?
TIA

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:16 pm
by OTST
Cicero wrote:Yeah, cause .net is know for epoch smack. ALl you guys talk about is dildos and fucksticks.
Yeah, you're so above it all. :meds:

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:23 pm
by lk_pick1
bishop wrote:
lk_pick1 wrote:
bishop wrote:You know whats really cool is pics of some fat dudes arm tat. I bet all the ladies mmmmm hookers think thats hot.
It is about as hot as a flacid teenie wienie.
Agreed fags that put up their own arm tatoos for avatars just screams "mommy didn't love me"
Left him alone in the trailer to fend for himself, I spose.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 5:49 pm
by PSUFAN
lk_pick1 wrote:
bishop wrote:
ChargerMike wrote:
...oxyMORON much?
You know whats really cool is pics of some fat dudes arm tat. I bet all the ladies mmmmm hookers think thats hot.
It is about as hot as a flacid teenie wienie.
I'm sure you've been in the presence of a few of those. "No, Elaine, it's not you, I promise"

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:04 pm
by Roofer
bishop wrote:
Roofer wrote:
bishop wrote:There right behind you bubba.

Bishop,

Just because you're more willing to double as a fucking internet punching back for even the weakest of smackers, instead of logging out like any sane person would, doesn't make you a hero or anything, bro. Just makes you fodder for our daily amusement.

Now I'm about to hand your ass to you on two boards, and handle my business here at my job. Let me apologize though for using that dirsty 3 letter word on you, as it's obvious you haven't the ability to hold one yourself.

And no, polishing the knob of your 2nd cousin Louie doesn't constitute a job, even if he does give you a lollipop and a couple bits.
Just because you figured out a way to log onto your bosses computer at Dairy Queen doesn't constitute doing a job and talking smack all at the same time.

I guess I can't expect much from a guy who's idea of multi-tasking is giving his brother the reach around while hammering his own ass with Grandma's wooden dildo. Go fucking earn a real living and STFU.

Well I don't know if I should congratulate you for actually trying to run somethin at me, or laugh at you for the Dairy Queen mini-blast. I'm sorry I couldn't contemplate this dilemma sooner as I was busy in a meeting with an aircraft hinge supplier to discuss some quality problems we have found on their product. God damn, when did Dairy Queen start buying and exporting aircraft hinges? Hmmm...who woulda thunk it. Talk about diversifying your business. Oh shit....I started using big words again, didn't I junior? Maybe I oughta just keep it to "grandmas with wooden dildos" so your feeble mind can keep up.

But again, congrats for trying to run some smack. At least it won't seem like a waste of mine and everyone else's time now.

Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:22 pm
by Bizzarofelice
~honk, honk~

Can I get that Buster Bar? Hello?

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:12 am
by poptart
bishop wrote:Just because you figured out a way to log onto your bosses computer at Dairy Queen doesn't constitute doing a job and talking smack all at the same time.

I guess I can't expect much from a guy who's idea of multi-tasking is giving his brother the reach around while hammering his own ass with Grandma's wooden dildo. Go fucking earn a real living and STFU.

Smack Lexicon Usage Chart


X 'someone else's computer' reference

X 'fast food restaurant worker' reference

X 'talking smack' reference

X 'giving reach around' reference

_ 'I'm rubber, you're glue' reference

X 'grandma' reference

X 'dildo' reference

_ 'you like to suck dick' reference

X 'earn "real" cayesh' reference


Bishop touched most all bases with that healthy blast.

Ooooh what might have been, had Jeffins in THE 'ego brought it with such force.


Props be to bishop.

Posted: Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:39 am
by poptart
I'll settle for a plumper and a medium slurpmee.

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:55 pm
by mouse
Is the same Bishop his wife made him stop posting at anothet troll board?

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread. ... ght=bishop

after his many meltdowns.............


http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread. ... ght=bishop


Trolls looking for him..............
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread. ... ght=bishop



more Bishop drama



http://spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=215184

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:57 pm
by mouse
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Default Re: Where Did That Bishop Guy Go?
I'm here but I've been posting at another forum where I have some friends. Plus I've been running smack at TT and .net and spent yesterday pissing some yoyo's off at T1B. Plus I've been shooting pool about 30 hours a week so its cut my www time down. You guys are doing great without me but I may make a few posts here today just for ole time sake
Rack Bishop for stirring the pot on multiple boards.

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:16 pm
by RadioFan
Plus I've been running smack
Link?
pissing some yoyo's off at T1B.
Link?

Posted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:24 pm
by mouse
RACK ^