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Is it erupting because Islam is an abomination, or because the indonesians haven't been devboted enough to Allah?

I think somebody's gusul was invalidated.

We'd better ask the Imam.

George Bush does not like the Indonesian people.

It's blasting because George Bush hates Indonesia.

Cock blocker

Volcanos hate freedom.

I thought it best to go ahead and ask the Imam, but I kinda got sidetracked.

Is it wrong to think of Allah when are you taking a shower? For example is it wrong to do dua and ask for forgiveness while you are in the shower?

One can think of Allah when having a shower and make dua in his heart. As for reading duas verbally, if the bathroom is extremely clean with no impurities in it, then one could recite duas as long as ones awrah is covered. If the awrah is uncovered or the bathroom is dirty, then one should not take the name of Allah Ta'ala or recite duas in such a place. (Ahsanul Fatawa Vol.2 Pg.36)

http://islam.tc/ask-imam/view.php?q=12618

I think it's okay if you keep your awrah covered.

mvscal wrote:What about fingering your bunghole while thinking of Allah?

VERY tricky subject.

It all boils down to intent -- whether said fingering is srticly hygenic, or mixed in with a little pleasure. I believe the actual quantity of soap used is a determining factor here.

But when in doubt, ask the Imam.

mvscal wrote:I still don't know if it's acceptable to shove a shampoo bottle up my ass while thinking about Allah.

As long as you're facing Mecca, and you don't actually make contact with the glans itself, you're probably safe. Just make sure the shampoo doesn't bear the universal symbol of Infidel excess -- the Satanic Johnson & Johnson logo.

Shampoo bottles are too big and could lead to stretching. This could lead to uncontrollable fart salats, which will invalidate one's wadi.

We advise against this as it angers Indonesian volcanos.

And Allah knows best.

The Volcano Blew........

It needed the Money

Bizzarofelice wrote:Is it erupting because Islam is an abomination, or because the indonesians haven't been devboted enough to Allah?

Had to go back 5 pages to find this glass dick:

http://www.theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=16443

In answer to your question, Bace...the spirits obviously aren't very impressed with offerings like rice, fruit, and vegetables...you know, the stuff you routinely pick at the salad bar.

Maybe they wanted sushi, instead.

Wait...they probably tried that after the first attempt didn't work.

Fucking grumpy ass ancient spirits showed their displeasure at this unsatisfactory offer by inflicting a 6.4 magnitude earthquake on their huts instead.

They want real MEAT! And no, not a fucking goat or a sheep.

I'm betting that a few slabs of SmokeHouse BBQ ribs (with beans and fries) would quiet that old fucker down.

Uncle Fester wrote:I think somebody's gusul was invalidated.

We'd better ask the Imam.

I concur....

War Wagon wrote:Had to go back 5 pages to find this glass dick

When it comes to searching for dicks, that Whitey Wagon is relentless.

Far too many people here simply don't appreciate the day to day Funnay that is Mvscal.

Dude is straight up nails.

I was going to post something similar yesterday.